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(Telegraph)   A tree that looks like a chicken. Slow news day, eh?   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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2009-02-04 11:11:34 AM  
looks like mickey mouse to me. either that or it's jesus
 
2009-02-04 11:39:35 AM  
Found this gem to the right of the story.

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Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot
 
2009-02-04 12:33:55 PM  
Tastes like pussy though.
 
2009-02-04 12:35:23 PM  
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Bok Bok!
 
2009-02-04 12:35:35 PM  
well, it does look more like a chicken than I would have thought - still, I'm with Dead for Tax Reasons -- Mickey Mouse.
 
2009-02-04 12:35:52 PM  
That tree is a chicken! How come no one else can see it? It's a chicken!
 
2009-02-04 12:36:03 PM  
That's not a tree! It's a chicken, I tell you! A GIANT CHICKEN!
 
2009-02-04 12:36:29 PM  
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"Hey, Ricky, I found a mushroom that looks like a cock!"
 
2009-02-04 12:36:48 PM  
It's a tree that looks like a chicken that is menacing with spikes.
 
2009-02-04 12:39:07 PM  
Flux capacitor
 
2009-02-04 12:39:53 PM  

HeartBurnKid: That's not a tree! It's a chicken, I tell you! A GIANT CHICKEN!


"Hey horse. Did you see the size of that "

/I know, I know....the line is "rooster"
 
2009-02-04 12:41:05 PM  
What a big chicken might look like:

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2009-02-04 12:41:12 PM  

KingKauff: HeartBurnKid: That's not a tree! It's a chicken, I tell you! A GIANT CHICKEN!

"Hey horse. Did you see the size of that [chicken] "

/I know, I know....the line is "rooster"


FTFM
/still learning how to proof read
 
2009-02-04 12:41:48 PM  
It's a streetlight!
 
2009-02-04 12:41:49 PM  
Came for the Edward Scissorhands references.

drat.
 
2009-02-04 12:42:28 PM  
BHAC-BHAC-BHACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!
 
2009-02-04 12:43:42 PM  
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2009-02-04 12:44:15 PM  

PumpUpDaFark: "Hey, Ricky, I found a mushroom that looks like a cock!"


Smokes. Let's go.
 
2009-02-04 12:44:45 PM  
Mi giant cock
[image from andymandesign.com too old to be available]
let me show you it
 
2009-02-04 12:45:06 PM  
[image from caionanet.info too old to be available]
 
2009-02-04 12:45:47 PM  
Ooops, you said CHICKEN, right?
 
2009-02-04 12:47:45 PM  
Looks like the theme of the next Photoshop contest.
 
2009-02-04 12:48:30 PM  
Looks to me like Britney Spears' reproductive system.
 
2009-02-04 12:52:26 PM  
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2009-02-04 12:53:26 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: looks like mickey mouse to me. either that or it's jesus


this
 
2009-02-04 12:56:41 PM  

Vern the Worm: Looks to me like Britney Spears' reproductive system.


at least they're the same size
 
2009-02-04 12:58:23 PM  

Vern the Worm: Looks to me like Britney Spears' reproductive system.


close, but not enough sap oozing out of it
 
2009-02-04 12:58:34 PM  
referances to chickens looking like trees are strangely missing from this forum.

a chicken looking like a tree would be interesting.
 
2009-02-04 01:02:11 PM  
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\has anyone in this family even SEEN a chicken??
 
2009-02-04 01:05:09 PM  
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STOSH: Is it all right if we smell it?
SEFTON: Just don't drool on it.
HARRY: You're not going to eat the eggshells?
SEFTON: Help yourself.

(He tosses him the eggshells. Harry gives one half to Stosh.)

STOSH: (grateful) Thanks. You're a real pal!
(on second thought) What're we goin' to do with it?
HARRY: Plant it, Animal, and grow us a chicken for Christmas.

/Hotter than the egg
 
2009-02-04 01:07:11 PM  

HeartBurnKid: That's not a tree! It's a chicken, I tell you! A GIANT CHICKEN!


You idiot! Anyone can see that its a tree!


/loved that show
 
2009-02-04 01:07:29 PM  
chicken, arise
arise, chicken
 
2009-02-04 01:08:35 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: What a big chicken might look like:


HA I have eaten at that KFC in Atlanta
 
2009-02-04 01:11:08 PM  
Did they age it yet buy counting the cock rings?
 
2009-02-04 01:11:44 PM  
by
/whatever
 
2009-02-04 01:14:08 PM  

rFarke: Did they age it yet buy counting the cock rings?


awesome
 
2009-02-04 01:14:47 PM  
[image from pix.motivatedphotos.com too old to be available]

/approves
//hotter than the broodwitch
 
2009-02-04 01:20:08 PM  
 
2009-02-04 01:24:24 PM  
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/wears a disguise to look like human guys
//approves
///hot like wings :)
 
2009-02-04 01:36:14 PM  
Looks more like a bad attempt at a certain Disney-copyrighted mouse to me.
 
2009-02-04 01:44:51 PM  
they need edward scissorhands to help out on their topiary
 
2009-02-04 01:48:13 PM  

HeartBurnKid: That's not a tree! It's a chicken, I tell you! A GIANT CHICKEN!


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2009-02-04 01:57:55 PM  
Chicken Boo what's the matter with you?
 
2009-02-04 02:34:51 PM  
Jose628: [image from caionanet.info too old to be available]

prick.
 
2009-02-04 03:01:20 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Mi giant cock

let me show you it


Is that in MI?
 
2009-02-04 03:26:28 PM  
Looks more like Jesus to me. Or maybe the Virgin Mary.

/no not really, actually it's pretty cool
//and I'm thankful it's not another stupid "religious icon in a piss stain" story
 
2009-02-04 03:50:08 PM  
[image from a5.vox.com too old to be available]

/is suspicious of this "tree"
 
2009-02-04 03:53:25 PM  
 
2009-02-04 04:04:07 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: looks like mickey mouse to me. either that or it's jesus


I was thinking Mickey Mouse. Or a uterus.
 
2009-02-04 04:05:07 PM  
But what does it taste like?
 
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