FARK.com: (4188598) Actual headline: "Winter storm closes schools across P.E.I., N.S." Woah, that was close

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		Actual headline: "Winter storm closes schools across P.E.I., N.S." Woah, that was close (cbc.ca)		96
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Julieahni		2009-02-04 09:33:49 AM

At least they didn't mention Que, Ont.

/think about it

40below		2009-02-04 09:38:02 AM

But the schools in Dildo are still open, right?

Adman12		2009-02-04 09:38:34 AM

I'm just happy the storm missed Blow Me Down, Come By Chance, Conception Bay and Dildo.

Adman12		2009-02-04 09:39:09 AM

40below: But the schools in Dildo are still open, right?

Damn you!

Elvis_Bogart		2009-02-04 09:41:44 AM

Whats so funny about PINES?

bambi121899		2009-02-04 09:42:05 AM

Julieahni: At least they didn't mention Que, Ont.

/think about it

I'm thinking about it, but I'm not getting it.

/too early

booger42		2009-02-04 09:42:10 AM

NICE one suby - took me a sec...and I'm NS, so I'm getting a kick.

drew46n2		2009-02-04 09:43:39 AM

take note, comcast Tucson.

Proud2B_American		2009-02-04 09:44:04 AM

Good one subby

/+2

plez		2009-02-04 09:45:17 AM

PENIS

Julieahni		2009-02-04 09:46:47 AM

bambi121899:

Julieahni: At least they didn't mention Que, Ont.

/think about it

I'm thinking about it, but I'm not getting it.

/too early

Just in case: PENIS was almost spelled out. For my "clever" joke, a female body part can almost be pronounced from those abbreviations of two of the provinces.

DECMATH		2009-02-04 09:47:02 AM

Loads of white stuff lead to P.E.I.,N.S. being shut down.

/paging Rick Romero?

octopied		2009-02-04 09:49:07 AM

I guess when making headline, newpapers editors don't think "How will Farkers anagram this today?"

Eat_At_Milliways		2009-02-04 09:49:37 AM

They did it on purpose.

schnoober		2009-02-04 09:51:42 AM

Julieahni: bambi121899:

Julieahni: At least they didn't mention Que, Ont.

/think about it

I'm thinking about it, but I'm not getting it.

/too early

Just in case: PENIS was almost spelled out. For my "clever" joke, a female body part can almost be pronounced from those abbreviations of two of the provinces.

You really felt you needed to spell that out? -1

Matt Foley		2009-02-04 09:51:59 AM

bambi121899: I'm thinking about it, but I'm not getting it.

/too early

HAHAHA New B!

/Sigh...

cHico11		2009-02-04 09:52:30 AM

Am I immature for giggling at this?

buttsmckracken		2009-02-04 09:53:17 AM

PEINS

Chaim Witz		2009-02-04 09:54:52 AM

P.E.I. N.S GOES WHERE?!

schadenfreudian		2009-02-04 09:55:07 AM

The simplest things are often the funniest.

horonto		2009-02-04 09:57:32 AM

CBC goes where?

Noah's Arcade		2009-02-04 09:59:49 AM

That's the same town where the train was eaten piece by piece after it was derailed.

/obscure?

zolchor		2009-02-04 10:00:07 AM

oh nice.... NICE!

/+6

MindStalker		2009-02-04 10:08:36 AM

Nobody else noticed this was on Prince Edward's island? You people are slipping.

theorellior		2009-02-04 10:08:48 AM

I'll take "Anal Bum Cover" for $400, Alex.

SillyBonn		2009-02-04 10:09:10 AM

*snickers*

/in NS

horonto		2009-02-04 10:11:47 AM

GoldSpider		2009-02-04 10:15:21 AM

thelordofcheese		2009-02-04 10:16:10 AM

I'm dyslexic, so I don't even know how I spelled that big word.

One Thirty-two and Bush		2009-02-04 10:18:32 AM

I school women with my penis, so I'm getting...

Marshall Willenholly		2009-02-04 10:20:22 AM

Shouldn't this type of humor stop being funny after you leave junior high?

I bet you all think it's funny when you type 5318008 on your calculator and turn it upside down.

Dick Gozinya		2009-02-04 10:22:46 AM

Msol		2009-02-04 10:22:49 AM

SpaceLord		2009-02-04 10:23:35 AM

That's what she said.

Allll right.

stewiesplayground.com

plez		2009-02-04 10:24:28 AM

Marshall Willenholly: Shouldn't this type of humor stop being funny after you leave junior high?

I bet you all think it's funny when you type 5318008 on your calculator and turn it upside down.

Dick and Fart jokes should never get old. You are the reason for everything wrong in this world. Were you never invited to be a part of the Pen 15 club? Is that your problem?

55378008

/penis

Milamber1a		2009-02-04 10:25:41 AM

ksjones		2009-02-04 10:27:00 AM

i lol'd right away.
then realized i can't spel

Shakespeare's Monkey		2009-02-04 10:27:05 AM

Snow in Canada is pretty rare. My wife's car went off the road.

/my Dixie Wrecked

tedbundee		2009-02-04 10:27:52 AM

40below: But the schools in ~~Dildo~~ D.I.D., L.O.are still open, right?

fixed

esle_enoemoS		2009-02-04 10:28:09 AM

Marshall Willenholly - I bet you all think it's funny when you type 5318008 on your calculator and turn it upside down.

Yes... yes I do.

BumpInTheNight		2009-02-04 10:28:38 AM

Phew, at least it didn't spill out directly from Man, Sask.

Infamy		2009-02-04 10:30:33 AM

Marshall Willenholly: Shouldn't this type of humor stop being funny after you leave junior high?

No, it shouldn't. You should giggle to yourself about stupid, immature things whenever you get the chance. It's good for you.

gregoire4		2009-02-04 10:34:00 AM

Came in here for the Jingleheimer Junction reference and was not disappointed. Thank you, GoldSpider.

GCD		2009-02-04 10:35:03 AM

booger42: NICE one suby - took me a sec...and I'm NS, so I'm getting a kick.

I am originally from PEI, but currently living in NS.

/I'm getting a double kick.
//Double Double?

wheresmycandyman		2009-02-04 10:40:56 AM

Eat_At_Milliways: They did it on purpose.

Seconded. Anything to snag attention.

P.S. I dig you screen name!

whereisian		2009-02-04 10:45:09 AM

weaksauce

Korangulation		2009-02-04 10:45:33 AM

GoldSpider		2009-02-04 10:53:00 AM

gregoire4: Came in here for the Jingleheimer Junction reference and was not disappointed. Thank you, GoldSpider.

I had to pull it into my own Photobucket, but well worth it.