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(AP)   Carnie Wilson will be the new host of "The Newlywed Game," but with a twist: She eats the two losing couples   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 36
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2009-02-04 08:00:05 AM  
In the butt, after the flour... Bob
 
2009-02-04 08:44:21 AM  
Came for the butt joke, and leaving satisfied.
 
2009-02-04 08:59:11 AM  
I hope she gets to write the questions.

"Todd, we asked your wife 'How many 14-pound hams should be cooked for a light lunch with a friend?'"

"Mary, we asked your husband, 'which one of you was the first one to collapse the bed?'"

"Tom, where was the strangest place you ever got wedged into a seat and needed the fire department to rescue you with an elaborate set of ropes and pulleys?"

"Jane, if you could eat 500 Krispy Kremes in one sitting anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
 
2009-02-04 09:23:42 AM  
How is it we get show after show with Carnie Wilson and yet her hot sister Wendy just disappeared?

img26.imageshack.us
 
2009-02-04 09:24:14 AM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Todd, we asked your wife 'How many 14-pound hams should be cooked for a light lunch with a friend?'"

Three hams will kill him.
Three hams will kill him.
Three hams will kill him.
Why don't you feed him...three hams!
 
2009-02-04 10:50:40 AM  
Sybarite: How is it we get show after show with Carnie Wilson and yet her hot sister Wendy just disappeared?

Wasn't that about the first time that Carnie put on... oh, let's say around 110 pounds?

You do the math.
 
2009-02-04 01:01:39 PM  
Carnie? Is she circus folk? A nomad, you know? Small hands? Smells like cabbage?
 
2009-02-04 01:02:21 PM  
weblogs.newsday.com

This is relevant to my interests.
 
2009-02-04 01:04:04 PM  
What a twist!
 
2009-02-04 01:11:06 PM  
impressive tracts of land
 
2009-02-04 01:11:37 PM  
"Carnie, did you ummmmm vote? Or did you just eat the voting machine"

/best Imus bit ever
//and I despise that asshole
 
2009-02-04 01:15:10 PM  
You don't hear this often: I agree that was better than my headline.

/a "delicious cake" reference tied in with newlyweds, though.
 
2009-02-04 01:17:12 PM  
Sybarite: How is it we get show after show with Carnie Wilson and yet her hot sister Wendy just disappeared?

Wendy was on SuperNanny last season. Seems she has 4 kids under 4 years old and everything was out of control. Link goes to article about it:

Link (new window)
 
2009-02-04 01:26:38 PM  
I lol'ed

/loves me some fatties snark
 
2009-02-04 01:31:53 PM  
Okay that headline was just stupid and does NOTHING but show your ignorance submitter... EVERYONE knows four couples play, so there are THREE losing couples on The Newlywed Game. And she could only eat 5 people, TOPS.
 
2009-02-04 01:38:49 PM  
1. Go to Google, click on Images at top-left
2. Ensure "Safe Search" is set to "off"
3. Type Carnie Wilson into browser
4. Click Search button (NSFW)
5. Second result on page should convince you to lay off Carnie's weight, seeing that she has looked like that and could look like it again very quickly.
6. Unless you're one of those "sharp knees" idiots or you've got The Ghey.
 
2009-02-04 01:45:20 PM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: I hope she gets to write the questions.

"Todd, we asked your wife 'How many 14-pound hams should be cooked for a light lunch with a friend?'"

"Mary, we asked your husband, 'which one of you was the first one to collapse the bed?'"

"Tom, where was the strangest place you ever got wedged into a seat and needed the fire department to rescue you with an elaborate set of ropes and pulleys?"

"Jane, if you could eat 500 Krispy Kremes in one sitting anywhere in the world, where would it be?"


I LOL'd. Loudly. People are staring at me.
 
2009-02-04 01:50:54 PM  
El Chode
Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Todd, we asked your wife 'How many 14-pound hams should be cooked for a light lunch with a friend?'"

Three hams will kill him.
Three hams will kill him.
Three hams will kill him.
Why don't you feed him...three hams!


CHYAH! It's

Three hams will thrill him
Three hams will fill him
Why don't you feed him
THREE HAMS!

/WAR
It's good for me
What's my name?
THUNDERCLEESE
 
2009-02-04 01:54:13 PM  
Dude, I totally LOL'd
 
2009-02-04 02:04:00 PM  
Sybarite: How is it we get show after show with Carnie Wilson and yet her hot sister Wendy just disappeared?

The family resemblance is coming through http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4R0JCcpaoU
 
2009-02-04 02:09:01 PM  
Of course she's the fat one: her name means "meat" for God's sake.
 
2009-02-04 02:09:20 PM  
20 posts, and not a single "That'd be the gut, Carnie"?

/disappointed
 
2009-02-04 02:42:11 PM  
I know I'm in a pissy mood today due to the plague that's going around... but damnit, The Newlywed Game has four couples competing... therefore she would have to eat THREE loosing couples.

A rotsky I know, but like I said I'm in a mood.
 
2009-02-04 02:51:45 PM  
Sybarite: How is it we get show after show with Carnie Wilson and yet her hot sister Wendy just disappeared?

Wendy Phillips (right) is alive and with children:

www.mylifetime.com
 
2009-02-04 03:19:23 PM  
Came for pic of Chris Farley as Carnie Wilson, leaving disappointed and really hungry
 
Ant
2009-02-04 03:21:36 PM  
Ha ha! She's fat. Fat people are funny...
 
2009-02-04 03:47:48 PM  
espiaboricua: Sybarite: How is it we get show after show with Carnie Wilson and yet her hot sister Wendy just disappeared?

Wendy Phillips (right) is alive and with children:


Chynna was the Phillips. Wendy (right) was another Wilson.
 
2009-02-04 05:05:14 PM  
TheYeti: Came for the butt joke, and leaving satisfied.

ditto. Was there any other reason for posting this story?
 
2009-02-04 06:13:42 PM  
Man, why rip her for her weight issues?

Good luck with the show (everyone has to make a living) but
geeze! the farking Newly Wed show?

What a bucket of fail that show was/is/always will be.
 
2009-02-04 06:58:40 PM  
El Chode: Three hams will kill him.
Three hams will kill him.
Three hams will kill him.
Why don't you feed him...three hams!


Came for this - leaving satisfied.
 
2009-02-04 07:31:52 PM  
It would be more fun if Brian hosted.
 
Ant
2009-02-04 07:44:49 PM  
mfaby: Man, why rip her for her weight issues?

Yeah, rip her for her that crappy band she was in.
 
2009-02-04 08:08:18 PM  
Wouldn't the Newly Fed Game be more fitting?

/Thinks Carnie will actually do a good job!
 
2009-02-04 11:36:57 PM  
America in her death throes

http://myspace.com/daveyunderground
 
2009-02-04 11:59:56 PM  
Onkel Buck: Came for pic of Chris Farley as Carnie Wilson, leaving disappointed and really hungry

i486.photobucket.com
 
2009-02-05 11:21:17 AM  
But will she host the show semi-hidden by a piano? Or will they Ann Wilson her and do waist up only?
 
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