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(Chron)   Some people say Karin TarQwyn is the world's greatest pet detective. Others suspect she might just be talking out of her ass   (chron.com) divider line 49
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2009-02-04 10:01:35 AM
l.yimg.com

Nope, he's the best.
 
2009-02-04 10:02:25 AM
Is her full name Karin TarQwyn Fin-tim-lim-bim-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olè-Biscuitbarrel?
 
2009-02-04 10:24:55 AM
Say what you will about the stupidity of those movies but when he crawled out of that fake rino's ass in the second movie, I just about died.
 
2009-02-04 11:49:19 AM
*golf clap*, subby
 
2009-02-04 11:49:54 AM
Mind if I Assk you a few questions?
 
2009-02-04 11:53:50 AM
www.slashfilm.com

Offended?

/or just offensive.
 
2009-02-04 11:54:20 AM
You don't pour over maps, you pore over them. For fark's sake.

/Grammar whore
 
2009-02-04 11:55:11 AM
People may joke, but Ace Ventura taught me a very valuable lesson...

The critics HATED that movie, but I loved it and still do. Ever since then, I've learned not to rely on other people's opinions and find out for myself.

Doesn't seem like a big deal, but learning that at a very young age helped me develop the open mind I have today.

Now, if only I could get laid once in a while.
 
2009-02-04 11:55:20 AM
Nancy Pelosi says we lose 500 million pets a day....
 
2009-02-04 11:55:48 AM
Do you have a mint?
 
2009-02-04 11:57:21 AM
I thought this was gonna be about the cute british lady with the pony tail

/disappointed
 
2009-02-04 11:57:24 AM
she's the dog version of Mr. Nakata.
 
2009-02-04 11:57:57 AM
I know a woman that would start to cry if she saw a dog across the street that she thought was a stray.
People get retarded with animal relations.
 
2009-02-04 11:58:19 AM
Dazzle's dead. We ate her with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
 
2009-02-04 11:58:31 AM
EINHORN IS A MAN!
 
2009-02-04 11:58:33 AM
UberDave: Say what you will about the stupidity of those movies but when he crawled out of that fake rino's ass in the second movie, I just about died.

Ah god, that part and the part when he's racing around the jungle with that farking bat in his hands screaming and flailing the whole time. Totally busted a gut.
 
2009-02-04 11:59:48 AM
img5.imageshack.us

Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?
 
2009-02-04 11:59:56 AM
FTFA:...the key to finding lost dogs is understanding how canines think

agrees:

dljh1964.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-02-04 12:00:20 PM
She charges $95 an hour and bills her customer for travel expenses.

TarQwyn is now advising Thornton and her friends to use other dogs to try to find Dazzle's scent. She's told them to keep putting up posters with Dazzle's picture, offer reward and request that anybody who has seen the dog call Thornton at 832-498-3153.


Definitely worth $95/hr and expenses...
 
2009-02-04 12:00:41 PM
Asshole-o mioooooooo, oh sodomy-aaaaaa
 
2009-02-04 12:00:52 PM
SlipWilly: I've learned not to rely on other people's opinions and find out for myself.

Doesn't seem like a big deal, but learning that at a very young age helped me develop the open mind I have today.

Now, if only I could get laid once in a while.


Perhaps you should try relying on other people's opinions for a while, re: fashion, hygiene, pick-up techniques.
 
2009-02-04 12:01:12 PM
Ass-hole romeo, oh sodomya
 
2009-02-04 12:03:33 PM
I used to know a guy named Tarquin Withington.

He was an ass too.
 
2009-02-04 12:08:24 PM
Mmmm longhaired Dachshund in a tomato-flour tortilla with wild rice, habanero peppers and a dash of Hartz 3-in-1. And lettuce.
 
2009-02-04 12:08:30 PM
Palin could send out some helicopters for that doxie.
 
2009-02-04 12:08:52 PM
reggaejunkiejew: I thought this was gonna be about the cute british lady with the pony tail

I don't think that word means what you think it does ...
 
2009-02-04 12:18:22 PM
I have a friend who is a "pet detective". She was recently called to assist the police to shut down a puppy mill operation and also helps pet owners by locating lost animals but doesn't charge a dime.
 
2009-02-04 12:21:38 PM
Did she find Captain Winkie?
 
2009-02-04 12:23:46 PM
ne2d: Is her full name Karin TarQwyn Fin-tim-lim-bim-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olè-Biscuitbarrel?

Thread over, thank you.
 
2009-02-04 12:27:29 PM
ne2d: Is her full name Karin TarQwyn Fin-tim-lim-bim-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olè-Biscuitbarrel?

Olè!

Came for this. AV jokes were too there already.
 
2009-02-04 12:32:23 PM
Is your number still 911? ALLLLLLLLL-righty then!!!
 
2009-02-04 12:36:53 PM
What does she know about Ray Finkle?
 
2009-02-04 12:46:43 PM
Holy Testicle Tuesday!
 
2009-02-04 01:05:58 PM
How is this even a story? They never even found the dog, and the article ends with how much this lady charged them to not find find her. $95 dollars an hour to tell the lady to just put up posters of the dog?
fta:TarQwyn is now advising Thornton and her friends to use other dogs to try to find Dazzle's scent. She's told them to keep putting up posters with Dazzle's picture, offer reward and request that anybody who has seen the dog call Thornton at 832-498-3153.

someone at the Houston Chronicle should get fired.
 
2009-02-04 01:07:11 PM
I came to confess...
 
2009-02-04 01:13:40 PM
One of my favorite conversations:

+My name is Fulton Greenwall, and I am looking for an Ace Ventura.
*No man here... carries with him... a label...
+Oh yes. No names, how silly of me. Umm, he is an American.
*We are all children... of the same life force...
+Yes, well, he bends over and speaks from his rear.
*Oh, him.
 
2009-02-04 01:28:46 PM
Well all-righty then!
 
2009-02-04 01:36:29 PM
UberDave

Say what you will about the stupidity of those movies but when he crawled out of that fake rino's ass in the second movie, I just about died.

I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a movie than the first time I saw that scene.
 
2009-02-04 01:38:48 PM
Here's the Rhino Link for anyone interested: Link (new window)

(not a rickroll)
 
2009-02-04 01:42:49 PM
Some say the Houston Chronicle web site requires registration... I say the Houston Chronicle is worthless.
 
2009-02-04 02:00:47 PM
I don't get the headline
 
2009-02-04 02:03:21 PM
dc-kid: I don't get the headline

It's okay. And one day, you'll grow hair in your "special place" and your voice will change dramatically.
 
2009-02-04 03:14:01 PM
$5000 and no dog. What a waste. She's been searching for a month, after a week I would of given up. Definitely wouldn't hire someone who charges $95 an hour to make up some story about where the dog has been.
 
2009-02-04 05:18:43 PM
Do *NOT* go in there! Pheeww!
 
2009-02-04 05:25:48 PM
Say, Ace, you got any more of that gum?
 
2009-02-04 05:55:27 PM
But can she flip and roll a car into a parking space without going outside the lines
 
2009-02-04 09:59:52 PM
Shoop008: $5000 and no dog. What a waste. She's been searching for a month, after a week I would of given up. Definitely wouldn't hire someone who charges $95 an hour to make up some story about where the dog has been.

Ace didn't get paid till the pet was returned.
 
2009-02-05 08:35:28 AM
Hey, I know someone named Tarquinn too, except spelled differently.
 
2009-02-05 07:29:45 PM
momojoboo: Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?

came to make sure this picture was here, carry on
 
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