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(Telegraph)   Woman who's just miscarried: "Is it safe to try for another baby?" Doctor: "Yes, but wait until you leave the office. And don't pretend you're in a porn movie and swing from the chandeliers." Try the veal   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 101
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2009-02-03 04:05:34 PM
That cheating, slutty, chandlier swinging, exhibitionist asked for that kind of treatment.
 
2009-02-03 04:42:43 PM
I would totally say this if I were a doctor. This is why I am not a doctor.
 
2009-02-03 04:52:02 PM
The second woman Ms B, who suffered from thrush, claimed that Dr Hines told her she was having too much sex and instructed her to rub cream into her husband's private parts.

"I was quite taken a back by what he was saying," she told the tribunal. "He had a smile on his face and said that it would be a fun thing to do for my husband. I felt deeply uncomfortable."


"Why on Earth would I want to touch my husband's private parts? This is England, not some immoral backwards third-world country. Like France."
 
2009-02-03 04:54:39 PM
Well, in the doctors defense, it is good advice.
 
2009-02-03 05:00:18 PM
www.housemd-guide.com
 
2009-02-03 06:47:36 PM
The second woman Ms B, who suffered from thrush, claimed that Dr Hines told her she was having too much sex and instructed her to rub cream into her husband's private parts.

"I was quite taken a back by what he was saying," she told the tribunal. "He had a smile on his face and said that it would be a fun thing to do for my husband. I felt deeply uncomfortable."


eeeeeewwwwwwwww creepy
 
2009-02-03 07:00:01 PM
Wow, nice bedside manner. Howard Stern, OB-GYN?
 
2009-02-03 07:00:49 PM
Exactly why I'm not a gynecologist.

/Aside from being in charge of looking at sick vaginas all day.... ew...
//the occasional would be my end
 
2009-02-03 07:01:07 PM
insane_idoru: The second woman Ms B, who suffered from thrush, claimed that Dr Hines told her she was having too much sex and instructed her to rub cream into her husband's private parts.

"I was quite taken a back by what he was saying," she told the tribunal. "He had a smile on his face and said that it would be a fun thing to do for my husband. I felt deeply uncomfortable."

eeeeeewwwwwwwww creepy


That must be embarrassing for the husband. Now the whole world knows that his wife is uncomfortable with touching his pee-pee.
 
2009-02-03 07:01:44 PM
Is there any other way?
 
2009-02-03 07:02:10 PM
She just miscarried? Yeah, that may not be veal.
 
2009-02-03 07:02:19 PM
I have never seen a porno where the woman was swinging from the chandelier and I have seen a lot of pornos.
 
2009-02-03 07:02:22 PM
Waaaaah. I feel uncomfortable. I'm going to sue you.
 
2009-02-03 07:02:25 PM
People need to lighten up. It's ok to be offended every once in the while. It's good for the soul.
 
SU
2009-02-03 07:02:58 PM
Buncha prudes.
 
2009-02-03 07:04:14 PM
Every doctor thinks he's a comedian.

/knows lots of doctors
//finds none of them funny
 
2009-02-03 07:04:43 PM
...The Aristocrats!
 
2009-02-03 07:05:23 PM
Tarison: She just miscarried? Yeah, that may not be veal.

Discussion over.
 
2009-02-03 07:06:16 PM
Wait, Did I read that right? She is 65 and trying to conceive a baby?
 
2009-02-03 07:06:58 PM
This sounds like my doctor. I like my doctor. He's honest.
 
2009-02-03 07:08:17 PM
Came for the house reference, not disappointed.
 
2009-02-03 07:08:42 PM
half-mad-genius: Wait, Did I read that right? She is 65 and trying to conceive a baby?

No, you didn't. The doctor is 65.
 
2009-02-03 07:08:51 PM
I guess being uncomfortable is a great reason to investigate and hold a hearing?
Man up, ladies.
 
2009-02-03 07:09:22 PM
I'm female. Awhile back, I mentioned to my doctor that I had had a great therapeutic massage the day before (prescribed by his office). He said, "Did you get a happy ending?" and grinned at me.

I almost fell off the table laughing.

I guess it helps if the doctor is gorgeous.
 
2009-02-03 07:10:30 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: I would totally say this if I were a doctor. This is why I am not a doctor.

Yes, I'm sure this is the one and only reason you are not a doctor...
 
2009-02-03 07:10:36 PM
I, personally, like a more distant, professional clinician. I'm here for you to fix me, not chit chat and joke with me. Tell me whats wrong and how to fix it. I require no other interaction.

/just me though.
 
2009-02-03 07:12:22 PM
steveo: The second woman Ms B, who suffered from thrush, claimed that Dr Hines told her she was having too much sex and instructed her to rub cream into her husband's private parts.

"I was quite taken a back by what he was saying," she told the tribunal. "He had a smile on his face and said that it would be a fun thing to do for my husband. I felt deeply uncomfortable."

"Why on Earth would I want to touch my husband's private parts? This is England, not some immoral backwards third-world country. Like France."


I immediately sent this to every French person I know.
 
2009-02-03 07:13:01 PM
Banacek: People need to lighten up. It's ok to be offended every once in the while. It's good for the soul.

Not that humans have souls. Well, fu*k that, you're a retard

/Glad I could help
 
2009-02-03 07:13:22 PM
I need 5ccs of Sense of Humour, STAT!
 
2009-02-03 07:14:00 PM
The alleged incidents occurred at the Eastwood Medical Centre in South Woodford, east London between 2004 and 2006 after the women sought advice for a range of issues including pregnancy and miscarriage, the General Medical Council in Manchester was told.

Is the dumbass tag for the inappropriate doctor or the patient who continued to see him for two years during the incidents?
 
2009-02-03 07:14:25 PM
FTA: The first woman, Ms C was told to "wait until she left the surgery", when she asked whether it was safe to start trying for a baby after a miscarriage, and was later advised it was acceptable as long as she did not "pretend she was in a porn movie and swing from the chandeliers", it was alleged.

Oh, come on. That was pretty funny.

/didn't quite LOL, but I snickered
 
2009-02-03 07:15:00 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: I would totally say this if I were a doctor. This is why I am not a doctor.

Oh THAT'S why
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2009-02-03 07:17:28 PM
Link
pops

NSFW possible explination for not hanging from the chandelier

/just sayin'
 
2009-02-03 07:17:44 PM
DeRosso: Not that humans have souls. Well, fu*k that, you're a retard

/Glad I could help


I am outraged!!!

/also cleansed
 
2009-02-03 07:18:19 PM
At least none of them had Lupus.
 
2009-02-03 07:18:54 PM
although the dumbass could be me for not realizing it was two separate women so it wasn't necessarily someone who thought it was a good idea to continue to see the doctor....
 
2009-02-03 07:21:51 PM
I was once asked how soon can rumpy-pumpy resume after childbirth. The answer?

'A gentleman waits for the placenta'
 
2009-02-03 07:22:18 PM
Cheese and Rice: At least none of them had Lupus.

It's never lupus.
 
2009-02-03 07:23:46 PM
you_idiot: PC LOAD LETTER: I would totally say this if I were a doctor. This is why I am not a doctor.


I got kicked out of med school for saying things like this... so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2009-02-03 07:24:08 PM
Pud: Link
pops

NSFW possible explination for not hanging from the chandelier

/just sayin'


I want one of those.
 
2009-02-03 07:24:52 PM
OK, I'll be the buzzkill. My wife miscarried and it was one of the most devastating moments of our lives. I would have wanted to kill the guy if he said something like that.

I'm done. Let the levity continue. Move along folks, nothing to see here.
 
2009-02-03 07:30:23 PM
I've never seen porn involving chandeliers. Never. And if it was out there, I think I would have found it. After 15 or so years of mining the internet for the zettabytes of porn clips I've watched, I should have seen it by now.
 
2009-02-03 07:31:58 PM
MadAzza: I'm female. Awhile back, I mentioned to my doctor that I had had a great therapeutic massage the day before (prescribed by his office). He said, "Did you get a happy ending?" and grinned at me.

I almost fell off the table laughing.

I guess it helps if the doctor is gorgeous.




Well? Did you?
 
2009-02-03 07:32:20 PM
gregoire4: OK, I'll be the buzzkill. My wife miscarried and it was one of the most devastating moments of our lives. I would have wanted to kill the guy if he said something like that.

My sincere condolences to you both on the loss of your child.
 
2009-02-03 07:36:10 PM
RQB1018: MadAzza: I'm female. Awhile back, I mentioned to my doctor that I had had a great therapeutic massage the day before (prescribed by his office). He said, "Did you get a happy ending?" and grinned at me.

I almost fell off the table laughing.

I guess it helps if the doctor is gorgeous.



Well? Did you?


No, but if he (the doc) had offered, I would have, right then and there. Damn his beautiful blue eyes, chiseled jawline and large yet gently probing hands.

/suddenly feels feverish
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2009-02-03 07:37:41 PM
MadAzza: gregoire4: OK, I'll be the buzzkill. My wife miscarried and it was one of the most devastating moments of our lives. I would have wanted to kill the guy if he said something like that.

My sincere condolences to you both on the loss of your child.


My sentiments as well. I was making fun of the writing in the story, not the tragedy of the loss.
 
2009-02-03 07:40:59 PM
The Doctor's Obviously a House fan. JoJoTheIdiotMonkeyBoy beat me to it, though.

/I bow to your awesomeness, MonkeyBoy.
//The advice isn't bad, either.
 
2009-02-03 07:41:26 PM
Soup4Bonnie: I have never seen a porno where the woman was swinging from the chandelier and I have seen a lot of pornos.

The chandelier part was 'shopped, I know because I have seen a lot of ('shops pixelporn....well u know the rest.
farm4.static.flickr.com
////pixels
 
2009-02-03 07:46:50 PM
Oh heaven forfend that your doctor be a human being and crack a joke to put you at ease instead of treating you like the dirty little number that you are.
 
2009-02-03 07:49:58 PM
gregoire4: OK, I'll be the buzzkill. My wife miscarried and it was one of the most devastating moments of our lives. I would have wanted to kill the guy if he said something like that.

I'm done. Let the levity continue. Move along folks, nothing to see here.


Hey, think of it as god-given abortion :D

/ My coworker is so gonna kill me when he reads this - especially since he's devoutly religious.
// Hi John!
 
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