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(YouTube)   Move over Billy Mays and Vince Offer, here is the greatest pitchman ever   (youtube.com) divider line 159
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2009-02-02 10:56:21 PM  
Is that you GaryPDX?
 
2009-02-02 10:56:52 PM  
"I'm not gonna badmouth, but I'm gonna badmouth" This guy is amazing!
 
2009-02-02 10:56:58 PM  
Vince informs us that we WILL love HIS NUTS, this guy doesnt.

Vince, ftw

/Billy Mays remidns me of Al from Home Improvement
 
2009-02-02 10:57:01 PM  
Shamwow!
 
2009-02-02 10:58:17 PM  
The background music is oddly upbeat.
 
2009-02-02 10:58:34 PM  
I wonder what his Fark handle is
 
2009-02-02 10:58:52 PM  
OMFG I LOVE THIS MAN!!!

+1∞
 
2009-02-02 10:59:05 PM  
You know what would class up his commercial?

Marble Columns.
 
2009-02-02 10:59:27 PM  
He really knows leather.
 
2009-02-02 10:59:33 PM  
This guy has a real axe to grind.

/A++++++
//would buy again
 
2009-02-02 10:59:55 PM  
That guy was great, but those Billy Mays re-dubs (new window) are the poopy.

Pops.
 
2009-02-02 11:01:11 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNrO-FAHcdI&feature=channel_page

Whatevs.
 
2009-02-02 11:01:22 PM  
Squidfartz:

Your poopy didn't pop
 
2009-02-02 11:01:47 PM  
Is he from the Brooklyn or Queens part of upstate NY?
 
2009-02-02 11:03:36 PM  
jaydamien: Is he from the Brooklyn or Queens part of upstate NY?

The text on the ad says New Hartford, which is close to Utica between Syracuse and Albany.
 
2009-02-02 11:03:41 PM  
Wow....
 
2009-02-02 11:04:15 PM  
Good job, Jackmeat. Now we all know you're an idiot.
 
2009-02-02 11:06:39 PM  
i44.tinypic.com

Distant relative??
 
2009-02-02 11:07:02 PM  
Poppin' chicks like freakin'...
img.photobucket.com
 
2009-02-02 11:07:03 PM  
For the first time in weeks, I really did laugh out loud. I was laughing through it, but did he really say "yous guys?"
 
2009-02-02 11:08:52 PM  
Billy Mays keeps it real. Leather guy just complains. (pops)
 
2009-02-02 11:08:55 PM  
RoyBatty: Greatest pitch of all time. One for the angels.

That was a great episode.
 
2009-02-02 11:09:14 PM  
12349876: jaydamien: Is he from the Brooklyn or Queens part of upstate NY?

The text on the ad says New Hartford, which is close to Utica between Syracuse and Albany.


I know, I live in upstate I was just commenting on his use of "yous guys" etc.
 
2009-02-02 11:10:18 PM  
What's a senator supposed to do for a leather salesman, again?

He's good, but he's also speaking some truth, unlike Vince.
 
2009-02-02 11:10:21 PM  
I watched it again, not laughing, and he doesn't say "yous guys." It's "You's don't do nothin' about it!"
 
2009-02-02 11:10:24 PM  
Wow, what a hideous tuxedo! Check out the length of his pants - hahaha!
 
2009-02-02 11:10:56 PM  
Jackmeat: first? that would be new

Win.

/No, not really.
 
2009-02-02 11:10:57 PM  
I hate dumb people. Worse, I hate dumb people who make their own commercials.
 
2009-02-02 11:11:04 PM  
RoyBatty: Greatest pitch of all time. One for the angels.

Nice.
 
2009-02-02 11:11:37 PM  
BEST LOCAL COMMERCIAL EVER. (new window)


This ran during the superbowl in our area. I Lol'd so hard I cried.
 
2009-02-02 11:11:45 PM  
GoodyearPimp: What's a senator supposed to do for a leather salesman, again?

something about airport restrooms.
 
2009-02-02 11:11:47 PM  
wait, what was that guy selling?
 
2009-02-02 11:13:25 PM  
I dunno, this guy (new window) seems to grab my attention every time I watch his "commercial"...(NSFW language)
 
2009-02-02 11:13:28 PM  
I'm not sure this guy is selling leather or if they are videotaping what looks like a public access show in a leather jacket store.

god bless public access
 
2009-02-02 11:14:40 PM  
Well, I don't know about you folks, but I'd like a leather kangaroo desk organizer.
www.uberreview.com
/hot like I think the Australian Outback is.
 
2009-02-02 11:14:47 PM  
First?

Doh dammit..
 
2009-02-02 11:15:06 PM  
virginiabuddy: I hate dumb people. Worse, I hate dumb people who make their own commercials.

He doesn't sound to far off base.
 
2009-02-02 11:15:22 PM  
KarentheJimSlayer: This ran during the superbowl in our area. I Lol'd so hard I cried.

I guarantee if that came on during the superbowl we would have missed the ending rewinding and watching it over and over again.
 
2009-02-02 11:15:33 PM  
Krass Brothers (new window)
 
2009-02-02 11:18:46 PM  
I personally like our local spokesman. (new window)

Not only do you get really cheap furniture but you get a free onion with every visit.

This guy is a local legend for those stupid adds. He just bounces from place to place and does them. I think this was his 3rd store he did it for. So far every one of them have closed.
 
2009-02-02 11:19:00 PM  
KarentheJimSlayer: BEST LOCAL COMMERCIAL EVER. (new window)


This ran during the superbowl in our area. I Lol'd so hard I cried.


Thanks for that
 
2009-02-02 11:19:26 PM  
LegacyDL FTW!
 
2009-02-02 11:19:51 PM  
That was amazing. Incredibly unreal.
 
2009-02-02 11:21:26 PM  
Awright, I have a new hero.
 
2009-02-02 11:23:41 PM  
They need to hire him to do the Drop Stop commercials. That'd be friggin' sweet!!!!
 
2009-02-02 11:27:10 PM  
RoyBatty: Greatest pitch of all time. One for the angels.

Well played.
 
2009-02-02 11:28:54 PM  
Not for nuttin', I love this guy!
 
2009-02-02 11:30:12 PM  
Shut your pizza hole. If it wasn't for all the crooked goombas in NY getting a taste on everything you'd be a farking millionaire. tell your spaghetti bending family to live honestly for one farking year.
 
2009-02-02 11:30:44 PM  
Ha I know that guys cousin. They film that show in the Sangertown mall which is probably the worst place on the planet earth.
 
2009-02-02 11:32:18 PM  
 
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