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(NW Florida Daily News)   Woman pulls boyfriend out of truck and beats him with antenna until it hertz   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 49
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2009-01-30 02:19:47 AM
I don't know which would hurt more, a beating like that or this terrible pun.
 
2009-01-30 02:19:53 AM
Oh, she was just asking "What's nu?"
 
2009-01-30 02:21:27 AM
How many hertz did she put on him? And how big were they? Kilo? Mega? Giga?
 
2009-01-30 02:23:53 AM
Y'know, sometimes that Florida tag is just so fitting...
 
2009-01-30 02:26:37 AM
"Whip It....Whip It Good'...
 
2009-01-30 02:27:54 AM
He got hulked by a she-devil.

/Stayin out of Florida
//No, really.
 
2009-01-30 02:29:17 AM
Be ready for the switch to digital!
 
2009-01-30 02:33:57 AM
This is the first case of female to male domestic violence I have heard since Liza Minnelli and David Geffen were married.
 
Ral
2009-01-30 02:35:07 AM
That's a Thrifty and Enterprising use of an antenna. Good choice for a family on a Budget, since it probably costs about a Dollar to replace at the junkyard.

/couldn't work national in there
 
2009-01-30 02:35:33 AM
+1 for the punster, HOTY candidate. Punsters repasent!
 
2009-01-30 02:35:38 AM
^*I meant David Gest, but who gives a flip amirite
 
2009-01-30 02:38:20 AM
Wow, So I'm guessing she just must be some dainty flower of a women huh?
 
2009-01-30 02:38:50 AM
That should clear up his reception. I bet she will retract in court.
 
2009-01-30 02:39:14 AM
All this story needs is moonshine and it looks like a storyline for The Dukes of Hazzard.
 
2009-01-30 02:39:21 AM
I bet he wavelengthed his frequency!


/x-rays
 
2009-01-30 02:46:09 AM
Equal rights for women. In this case you should be able to knock her farking teeth out...legally. In self defense of course.
 
2009-01-30 02:50:21 AM
What's the frequency Kenneth?
 
2009-01-30 03:01:58 AM
JerkyMeat: Equal rights for women. In this case you should be able to knock her farking teeth out...legally. In self defense of course.

She lives in a travel trailer in someone's backyard and pulled a truck drivin' man with a CB out and beat him into submission. You'd likely need a Delorian and some gigawatts to even think about trying to knock her teeth out.
 
2009-01-30 03:09:50 AM
She won't need to worry about that gun. Thank you Lautenberg for making our world a better place. Ah who am I kidding women don't beat men.
 
2009-01-30 03:19:35 AM
Dude, beaten by your girlfriend? Here's your sine.
 
2009-01-30 03:24:58 AM
"What's the frequency Kenneth??"

/too obscure?
 
2009-01-30 03:29:56 AM
She was upset because a gun was missing from her residence, a travel trailer in a backyard. The boyfriend was in his truck trying to leave when she grabbed him by his hair, pulled him out of the truck and beat him with her hands. Then she grabbed a CB radio antenna that had been mounted to his truck and beat him with that, according to her arrest report.

Before he left, she smashed out his passenger window


I went back and RTFA, and man I gotta say that this paragraph is so full of redneck win I don't know where to start...
 
2009-01-30 03:42:40 AM
Pinky Floyd: "What's the frequency Kenneth??"

/too obscure?


Seriously? Which do you think is obscure, REM or Dan Rather?
 
2009-01-30 03:56:10 AM
That's a good way to get a van aerial disease.
 
2009-01-30 03:56:39 AM
assets.espn.go.com
 
2009-01-30 04:21:17 AM
Well I guess he didn't get his samish?
 
2009-01-30 04:54:31 AM
Do the needful: Dude, beaten by your girlfriend? Here's your sine.

I dunno, some of those redneck girls can really amp it up when they get angry. And some of them have anger that comes in regular waves.

/Mods, don't hate me 'cause I'm so punny
 
2009-01-30 05:36:16 AM
Fireproof:

I dunno, some of those redneck girls can really amp it up when they get angry. And some of them have anger that comes in regular waves.



She found a way to transmit her message. I think he got it wall to wall.
 
2009-01-30 05:43:15 AM
Striking woman. Used an antenna to BROADcast her feelings.
Not the right way to handle the situation.
She squelched their relationship.
Was the guy's name mike?
I'm going 10-7 before I get (side-)band.
 
2009-01-30 06:03:49 AM
What a hard core chick. Can't decide if it may be her time of the month or if she was out of meth, or god forbid both.
 
2009-01-30 06:09:55 AM
PartyRob: That's a good way to get a van aerial disease.

Aw, ya beat me to it!
 
2009-01-30 06:42:59 AM
Willow, whip for me.
 
2009-01-30 06:46:17 AM
she sounds fat.
 
2009-01-30 06:55:00 AM
www.abc.net.au

Knights of Columbus that hurt!
 
2009-01-30 07:26:30 AM
He couldn't put up any resistance. He didn't have the capacitance to fight back, although the whole time he was yelling "Ohm my God!". Farad be it from me to second guess his actions, though. I'd like to think I'd be galvanized into action, but watt kind of action I don't know. At least he got to ride in an amp-ulance, which is the current mode of transport for victims like that.
 
2009-01-30 07:49:21 AM
For some unknown reason, that headline made me laugh... Thanks Subby... +1 for you!!!
 
2009-01-30 07:56:03 AM
JerkyMeat: Equal rights for women. In this case you should be able to knock her farking teeth out...legally. In self defense of course.

What makes you think she has teeth?
 
2009-01-30 08:46:57 AM
berylman: This is the first case of female to male domestic violence I have heard since Liza Minnelli and David Geffen were married.

I guess you're joking, but just fyi: studies show that women commit the majority of domestic violence. As a society, we just don't care (this video illustrates this point well). Instead, we focus on the few really bad cases where a guy nearly kills a woman. It's similar to the process that leads people to believe muslim=terrorist.

source (I have other sources too)
 
2009-01-30 08:51:23 AM
www.yourspacelayouts.com
 
2009-01-30 09:13:11 AM
PartyRob: That's a good way to get a van aerial disease.

We have a winner!
 
2009-01-30 09:24:35 AM
Special Guest: Pinky Floyd: "What's the frequency Kenneth??"

/too obscure?

Seriously? Which do you think is obscure, REM or Dan Rather?


I dunno. The relevancy of both has been reduced to obscurity.
 
2009-01-30 10:34:01 AM
Man, these puns hertz bad, but the pain should only last far-a-day.
 
2009-01-30 10:41:08 AM
the puns. Oh the puns in the thread. the pain!
 
2009-01-30 10:56:18 AM
 
2009-01-30 11:14:02 AM
Well, these puns stress me out the the max.
 
2009-01-30 11:28:09 AM
Watts wrong with a few puns??
 
2009-01-30 12:12:32 PM
Great pun, submitter! She put the hertz on him.
 
2009-01-30 01:03:46 PM
www.nbc.com

Hmmm...
 
2009-01-30 02:38:14 PM
*slow clap*
 
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