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(STLToday)   Missouri Senator submits bill to make littering by "rednecks" and "white trash" a capital crime   (stltoday.com) divider line 63
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2009-01-29 08:45:46 PM  
And these people run the country?.....
 
2009-01-29 09:17:12 PM  
I am so proud to be from Missouri right now!
 
2009-01-29 09:31:11 PM  
Soon after, he clarified he was joking about the bill.

"I'm doing this tongue in cheek, obviously," he said, and withdrew the bill


Just a nobody trying to make a name for himself. Nothing to see here, move along.
 
2009-01-30 01:57:01 AM  
Two birds, one stone.
 
2009-01-30 02:23:10 AM  
Soon after, he clarified he was joking about the bill.

What an interesting sense of humor this guy has.

i236.photobucket.com
 
2009-01-30 02:38:29 AM  
The comments with TFA are great. My two favorites:

bet you ten dollars he's got a refrigerator on his porch.

Isn't Farmington's biggest employer a prison? What does that say?
I mean, his constituents have skoal skulls in their back pockets, green teeth, and breath that smells of beer.....and the men are even worse.
 
2009-01-30 05:09:00 AM  
Wow, the white trash really didn't like him saying that.
 
2009-01-30 05:09:22 AM  
nekom: Soon after, he clarified he was joking about the bill.

"I'm doing this tongue in cheek, obviously," he said, and withdrew the bill

Just a nobody trying to make a name for himself. Nothing to see here, move along.


Kind of like Fark, huh?

That was the first thing I thought of... That's nothing you don't hear on Fark eleventy bajillion times per day.
 
2009-01-30 05:14:30 AM  
That's racist!
Help! Help! Discriminatory legislation!
/I'm being repressed!
 
2009-01-30 05:17:52 AM  
Now if this was for blocking the left lane...
 
2009-01-30 05:29:56 AM  
"I think that if we kill just a couple of people we catch, the rest will catch on," he said.
Dont mess with Texas Missouri
 
2009-01-30 05:36:59 AM  
If littering is outlawed, only rednecks and white trash will litter.
 
2009-01-30 05:38:08 AM  
Funny joke... but dont those people have a job to do? Because I dont and I want one.
 
2009-01-30 05:40:44 AM  
Well, somebody is working overtime to alienate his base.

\ why yes I have been to the state.
\\ now building the arch *ACROSS* the river would have been impressive.
 
2009-01-30 05:45:21 AM  
tacos813: Funny joke... but dont those people have a job to do? Because I dont and I want one.

Let us know how posting on Fark works out for you.
 
2009-01-30 05:45:29 AM  
Hmmm...we need a white "that's racist" kid.
 
2009-01-30 05:48:06 AM  
Malinki: tacos813: Funny joke... but dont those people have a job to do? Because I dont and I want one.

Let us know how posting on Fark works out for you.


At 2:30 am my time? not well would be a safe bet, although im not exactly missing employment opportunities sitting here.
 
2009-01-30 05:49:36 AM  
tacos813:: Funny joke... but dont those people have a job to do? Because I dont and I want one.

Let us know how posting on Fark works out for you.


PS the Census is recruiting for the 2010 headcount.
 
2009-01-30 05:50:58 AM  
All fun and giggles, but if he introduces a bill outlawing White Trash from breeding...I'm totally on board!
 
2009-01-30 05:52:04 AM  
tacos813: Malinki: tacos813: Funny joke... but dont those people have a job to do? Because I dont and I want one.

Let us know how posting on Fark works out for you.

At 2:30 am my time? not well would be a safe bet, although im not exactly missing employment opportunities sitting here.


See my followup.

They're recruiting, and hiring. Local office needs something like 2000 over the next few months, I think. If I remember correctly, $14 - $18/hour.

Census jobs online (new window)
 
2009-01-30 05:53:57 AM  
Ahh, but are they hiring people to work overnight and part time? In that case I would be interested........but you want me out in the sunlight and we are going to have "issues".
 
2009-01-30 05:58:13 AM  
gothelder: Ahh, but are they hiring people to work overnight and part time? In that case I would be interested........but you want me out in the sunlight and we are going to have "issues".

Short answer, sort of.

Longer answer, depends on the position and your boss, but for the most part, it's 40 hours per week. Work 12 today, none tomorrow, whatever, so it adds up to 40. Absolutely there will be evening work in offices, and the door-to-door work I think can be done basically whenever you can nail 'em down, within reason. Not sure on that part so much, I'm in the office doing IT work, mostly. This year it's real easy, too, only like 7 questions, and the door-to-door work is going to be done with handheld GPS devices with the mapping software all loaded.
 
2009-01-30 05:58:52 AM  
Malinki: tacos813: Malinki: tacos813: Funny joke... but dont those people have a job to do? Because I dont and I want one.

Let us know how posting on Fark works out for you.

At 2:30 am my time? not well would be a safe bet, although im not exactly missing employment opportunities sitting here.

See my followup.

They're recruiting, and hiring. Local office needs something like 2000 over the next few months, I think. If I remember correctly, $14 - $18/hour.

Census jobs online (new window)



Not for me in NV
"Applications from outside of the area of consideration may not be evaluated or acknowledged." Link (new window)
 
2009-01-30 06:02:09 AM  
I sort of know this guy in that I've interviewed him a couple times. He's a little more talkative and open with the press than most of the rest of the MO Senate Republicans. He's got a pretty good sense of humor and was a great quote, but he was also pretty vindictive in one particular notable instance with a Democrat in appropriations. He was just elected majority leader in what was a bit of a surprise this year. I thought it was a good choice - given the rest of the lot.

It's definitely weird though, given that his last election was pretty close and that Farmington is basically chock full of "white trash" and "rednecks." People who live just south of St. Louis think they live in Alabama or something.

The worst ever interview I did was with a Republican senator who shall go unnamed that was dipping the entire time I talked with him. I almost yakked on him because of the awful smell. State legislators, they ain't brain surgeons.
 
2009-01-30 06:02:26 AM  
tacos813: Not for me in NV
"Applications from outside of the area of consideration may not be evaluated or acknowledged." Link (new window)


I'll double-check on that, because it also only lists jobs in Philadelphia, when there's all kinds of activity in Pittsburgh. I think that might just be the real Census full-time GS-type jobs as opposed to the 2010 Decennial employees.
 
2009-01-30 06:07:57 AM  
Because aristocratic trash is better for the environment
 
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2009-01-30 06:14:56 AM  
img1.fark.net on vacation?
 
2009-01-30 06:15:55 AM  
Do republicans just hate everyone now?
 
2009-01-30 06:19:53 AM  
Malinki: gothelder: Ahh, but are they hiring people to work overnight and part time? In that case I would be interested........but you want me out in the sunlight and we are going to have "issues".

Short answer, sort of.

Longer answer, depends on the position and your boss, but for the most part, it's 40 hours per week. Work 12 today, none tomorrow, whatever, so it adds up to 40. Absolutely there will be evening work in offices, and the door-to-door work I think can be done basically whenever you can nail 'em down, within reason. Not sure on that part so much, I'm in the office doing IT work, mostly. This year it's real easy, too, only like 7 questions, and the door-to-door work is going to be done with handheld GPS devices with the mapping software all loaded.


I may have to look at that then. I was thinking there may be something on my days off I could do. (I Already do 12 hour shifts, so I get 7 days off every 2 weeks). I would expect the people in the field will need to drop off their questionnaires at local offices for processing after the night is done. Combine that with the fact that I am already in IT, know which end of the computer to point at the intranet, and am good with repetitive tasks, this may be a winner.
 
2009-01-30 06:25:55 AM  
gothelder: Malinki: gothelder: Ahh, but are they hiring people to work overnight and part time? In that case I would be interested........but you want me out in the sunlight and we are going to have "issues".

Short answer, sort of.

Longer answer, depends on the position and your boss, but for the most part, it's 40 hours per week. Work 12 today, none tomorrow, whatever, so it adds up to 40. Absolutely there will be evening work in offices, and the door-to-door work I think can be done basically whenever you can nail 'em down, within reason. Not sure on that part so much, I'm in the office doing IT work, mostly. This year it's real easy, too, only like 7 questions, and the door-to-door work is going to be done with handheld GPS devices with the mapping software all loaded.

I may have to look at that then. I was thinking there may be something on my days off I could do. (I Already do 12 hour shifts, so I get 7 days off every 2 weeks). I would expect the people in the field will need to drop off their questionnaires at local offices for processing after the night is done. Combine that with the fact that I am already in IT, know which end of the computer to point at the intranet, and am good with repetitive tasks, this may be a winner.


Depending on which position, as I understand it... Either all your data, including timesheet, is uploaded via the handheld... Or you work a lot more out of your home, in charge of those guys, and FedEx/upload from home.
 
2009-01-30 06:26:40 AM  
He should have said gun carrying white trash and rednecks to get attention.
 
2009-01-30 06:27:53 AM  
I'm republican, redneck, AND white trash, so let me tell you about the kick...
 
2009-01-30 06:48:44 AM  
Shouldn't there be some law to prevent legislatures from wasting peoples time by introducing these, "just kidding" bills?
 
2009-01-30 07:07:05 AM  
Im just curious to why people think this is a BAD idea?

Well ok for republicans it is since these represent the majority of your voters.
 
2009-01-30 07:19:40 AM  
I kind of see where he is coming from. It really annoys the hell out of me where people throw their garbage on the floor instead of walking the 10 feet to a bin or throw it out the car window instead of taking it home and disposing of it properly.

Maybe kick the crap out of said person, until they stop dropping litter would do nicely.
 
2009-01-30 07:36:39 AM  
This was a comment below TFA: I am a white trash redneck and I have never littered. Maybe put junk on my front lawn, but I'm fixin' to sell it some day.

Funny.
 
2009-01-30 07:44:15 AM  
Ya treat it like a capital crime
Everybody's doin' their time
 
2009-01-30 07:49:42 AM  
Malinki: tacos813:: Funny joke... but dont those people have a job to do? Because I dont and I want one.

Let us know how posting on Fark works out for you.

PS the Census is recruiting for the 2010 headcount.


/as an employee of the U.S. Census Bureau....
//Job sucks for GIS (not google, geography info sciences) personel...
///but the pay is good....
 
2009-01-30 08:04:41 AM  
Hetfield: If littering is outlawed, only rednecks and white trash will havelitter.

//Fixed it for you.
 
2009-01-30 08:31:36 AM  
He must have thought he was a florida senator
 
2009-01-30 09:00:53 AM  
Missouri, the Show Me state.
 
2009-01-30 09:11:24 AM  
Was about to walk away from this whole shebang when I read this beauty in the comments.



How would the news media react if he called blacks ni**er trash and made jokes about killing them for litering huh? and that would be so terrible but its ok to insult Whites witth the most hatefull and insulting language and tlak about killing them? and thats not dicrimination or racism? if thats not a hypocritical double standard I don't know what is.
- Hillary Dildoton


Can't stop laughing. Is that dicrimination?
 
2009-01-30 09:14:16 AM  
-Thank god he's white. If a black guy had said it the orgy of righteous indignation would have been unbearable...
 
2009-01-30 09:22:00 AM  
I guess littering by black trash is still acceptable?
 
2009-01-30 09:22:22 AM  
Malinki: tacos813: Malinki: tacos813: Funny joke... but dont those people have a job to do? Because I dont and I want one.

Let us know how posting on Fark works out for you.

At 2:30 am my time? not well would be a safe bet, although im not exactly missing employment opportunities sitting here.

See my followup.

They're recruiting, and hiring. Local office needs something like 2000 over the next few months, I think. If I remember correctly, $14 - $18/hour.

Census jobs online (new window)


When I called about it, I was told it was $8/hr and the hours were 4-6 per shift, changing start and stop times each day, totalling around 28 hours per week.
 
2009-01-30 09:27:20 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-01-30 09:35:43 AM  
I thought it was kinda funny.
 
2009-01-30 09:42:41 AM  
Looks like he got the white trash on Fark all riled up...
 
2009-01-30 09:55:04 AM  
In my state it is illegal to pick up beer cans in the road ditch because they are considered Indian artifacts.

//This was the thread where we were supposed to make openly racist comments right??

///Lots of reservations in my state
 
2009-01-30 10:09:51 AM  
Obligatory:
And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
 
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