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(CBS News)   "Cardinal Mystified by Child Sex Probe"; apparently the directions were missing from the package   (cbsnews.com) divider line 105
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2009-01-29 05:24:36 PM  
(snort)

Funny.
 
2009-01-29 05:28:36 PM  
That was funny. Wrong, but funny.
 
2009-01-29 06:11:28 PM  
Oh boy. That was... yeah. Yeah


/+1 headline
 
2009-01-29 06:44:08 PM  
Normally I don't like to complement a submitter on a quality headline... it tends to enable them... but this is an exception. I had to tell my roommates why I was laughing out loud.
 
2009-01-29 07:07:46 PM  
I'm going to hell and it's all your fault.
 
2009-01-29 07:11:12 PM  
BWAHAHAHAAAAAA!
 
2009-01-29 07:29:21 PM  
How will this affect their Superbowl chances?
 
2009-01-29 07:35:56 PM  
img91.imageshack.us
 
2009-01-29 07:51:36 PM  
Awesome. Headline of the Year candidate.
 
2009-01-29 09:21:18 PM  
Damn it subby, I was drinking when I read that headline. You owe me a new keyboard!
 
2009-01-29 09:24:04 PM  
Amazing headline.
 
2009-01-29 09:24:41 PM  
Ok. So I'm undergoing classes to convert to the catholic and last night in class our guest speaker was one of the priests from a local parish. One of the students asked about the sex scandal and the priest got a little red in the face and firmly stated that "we are NOT going to talk about that and please no more questions pertaining to any scandals in the church."

Kinda funny to see hom get all flabergasted over a simple question.
 
2009-01-29 09:25:18 PM  
Bra-Vo
 
2009-01-29 09:26:52 PM  
KingoftheCheese: Ok. So I'm undergoing classes to convert to the catholic and last night in class our guest speaker was one of the priests from a local parish. One of the students asked about the sex scandal and the priest got a little red in the face and firmly stated that "we are NOT going to talk about that and please no more questions pertaining to any scandals in the church."

Kinda funny to see hom get all flabergasted over a simple question.


Why are you converting? Is it the confession thingy?

'Cause you can just tell us instead
 
2009-01-29 09:27:16 PM  
I've always wondered, wouldn't these priests have ANY fear of God and NOT do this sort of thing, considering the positions they're in?

/Lutheran
 
2009-01-29 09:29:39 PM  
Preachers should have families.

/Baptist
 
2009-01-29 09:29:40 PM  
Bravo Subby!
 
2009-01-29 09:30:08 PM  
(Standing ovation)for subby
 
2009-01-29 09:30:24 PM  
where's the shirt icon?
 
2009-01-29 09:30:24 PM  
i'm mystified by the use of the word mystified...it just doesnt have the proper gravity does it?

kudos to the disturbing headline.
 
2009-01-29 09:32:26 PM  
What's the Pittsburg Stealers and 7 year old little girls got in common?


They're both gonna get spanked by the Cardinals.
 
2009-01-29 09:32:28 PM  
I am converting because my fiance is Catholic and her parents want her to be married in the Catholic church. Been a baptist for all my life, so it is quite the culture shock.
 
2009-01-29 09:36:19 PM  
Half the fun is figuring out how to use it

/err...
 
2009-01-29 09:36:34 PM  
What's the Pittsburg Stealers and 7 year old little girls boys got in common?

They're both gonna get spanked by the Cardinals.

FTFY
 
2009-01-29 09:37:03 PM  
High fives Subby for the headline, high tens her for spelling 'apparently' correctly.
 
2009-01-29 09:37:48 PM  
bigstoopidbruce: Preachers should have families.

Yep, they should be raping their own children instead of ours. Sexual abuse is a-okay as long as it's incest.

Or maybe secretive authoritarian organizations are fundamentally flawed whether they're corporate, civil or religious.
 
2009-01-29 09:38:12 PM  
tortilla burger: Half the fun is figuring out how to use it

/err...


www.myconfinedspace.com
 
2009-01-29 09:38:19 PM  
KingoftheCheese: I am converting because my fiance is Catholic and her parents want her to be married in the Catholic church. Been a baptist for all my life, so it is quite the culture shock.

Just get married in the cheap showiness of the outdoors. Then you can piss off her parents and god.
 
2009-01-29 09:38:35 PM  
P.S. Subby, I'd wager you're in the running for Headline of the Year.
 
2009-01-29 09:40:23 PM  
Louiedog-- I suggested that before I knew the 'rules'. Got some pretty weird looks from her family.
 
2009-01-29 09:40:32 PM  
Bad, bad Subby!

/hahaha!
 
2009-01-29 09:41:44 PM  
I do not think much of this guy.
Because of all the cash payouts they are having to give because of kiddy diddler priests Mahoneys archdiocese (or whatever)threw some local nuns out of their little social service oriented nunnery where they had lived for decades saying they needed to sell it for cash. So they threw the nuns out, bulldozed the nunnery and just let the land sit. But they have plenty of money for other glory to the church crap.
 
2009-01-29 09:42:13 PM  
Mahoney has aged terribly.

/And I'm not surprised in the slightest... he should be ashamed.
 
2009-01-29 09:42:33 PM  
KingoftheCheese: I am converting because my fiance is Catholic and her parents want her to be married in the Catholic church. Been a baptist for all my life, so it is quite the culture shock.

Yea a lot more booze.
 
2009-01-29 09:45:16 PM  
Here's hopng he gets misty eyed in PMITA prison.
 
2009-01-29 09:45:17 PM  
Twice Banned-- And a lot more standing. How the hell am I supposed to get a good nap in if I'm standing up every 10 minutes??
 
2009-01-29 09:45:40 PM  
DeRosso: Why are you converting? Is it the confession thingy? 'Cause you can just tell us instead


You can absolutely tell us instead, KingoftheCheese, and with similar results.

Now tell me, son, how long has it been since your last conFarksion?
 
2009-01-29 09:48:09 PM  
How do you tell if a Bishop is farking you?
/he moves diagonally.
//u[ and down
///in and out.

Nosse and tar and feathers, and set an example.
 
2009-01-29 09:48:11 PM  
As a former Catholic altar boy, I have to say, this whole sex scandal really hurt my self-esteem. You have to struggle with all these questions for life. Why didn't I get molested? Was I really that unattractive of a child? Was there something wrong with me?
 
2009-01-29 09:48:26 PM  
Barricaded Gunman--

I have nothing to confess. I live a very boring life.
 
2009-01-29 09:49:47 PM  
Sum Dum Gai: As a former Catholic altar boy, I have to say, this whole sex scandal really hurt my self-esteem. You have to struggle with all these questions for life. Why didn't I get molested? Was I really that unattractive of a child? Was there something wrong with me?

I'm going to say yes.
 
2009-01-29 09:54:00 PM  
Yes. I lol'd
 
2009-01-29 09:59:57 PM  
Sum Dum Gai Quote 2009-01-29 09:48:11 PM
As a former Catholic altar boy, I have to say, this whole sex scandal really hurt my self-esteem. You have to struggle with all these questions for life. Why didn't I get molested? Was I really that unattractive of a child? Was there something wrong with me?


I laughed, but I shouldn't have.

/Also grew up baptist. Not Baptist anymore. Decided to do something else instead.
 
2009-01-29 10:00:33 PM  
I laughed...and then felt bad for laughing...and then I laughed some more.

Well played, subby!
 
2009-01-29 10:01:41 PM  
heh..heh...subby said "package"
 
2009-01-29 10:03:54 PM  
""the other 20 have returned to the lay state and are long gone," Mahony said."

There is a lay joke there, but I can't quite find it.
 
2009-01-29 10:04:23 PM  
And by "package" you mean...i'm going to hell ?
 
2009-01-29 10:04:27 PM  
+1 Subby...I LOL'ed, the wife LOL'ed and my gf LOL'ed too. All 3 of us are going to hell right after we....
 
2009-01-29 10:09:36 PM  
I feel ashamed, and violated by this headline. +1, subby.

KingoftheCheese: I am converting because my fiance is Catholic and her parents want her to be married in the Catholic church. Been a baptist for all my life, so it is quite the culture shock.

I'm sure the inverse is equally true.
 
2009-01-29 10:11:03 PM  
Cross Of Fe:

If you think Catholic clergy really have faith, you might also believe that Murdoch and Limbaugh are really conservatives!
 
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