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(Some Guy)   If you're on trial, it can only hurt your case when you smear feces on your attorney's face and then fling some more at the jury. "That juror didn't even see it coming"   (10news.com ) divider line
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rmz
2009-01-27 04:15:46 PM  
What the fark. Human beings really are just monkeys wearing clothes sometimes. I will never understand how grown men and women can do some of the things that they do.
 
2009-01-27 04:21:09 PM  
Lawson said McGowan originally became upset last week when he claimed one of the jurors saw him in shackles as he entered the courtroom. Fraser dismissed all jurors who saw the defendant in shackles, the prosecutor said.

Yeah, we don't want them to get a bad impression of the nice guy.
 
2009-01-27 04:32:06 PM  
That story stinks.
 
2009-01-27 04:32:29 PM  
I was once in jail and my cell mate smeared his feces on the wall. It was a very negative experience. Whats with criminals and feces?
 
2009-01-27 04:32:35 PM  
Ted Nugent?
 
2009-01-27 04:33:25 PM  
FTA: "McGowan would have to get a new lawyer"
cuz the last one was just shiatty.
 
2009-01-27 04:33:46 PM  
Working for a mistrial or an insanity defense.
 
2009-01-27 04:34:14 PM  

7of7: Ted Nugent?



Wow. It is uncanny!
 
2009-01-27 04:34:22 PM  
What movie was it where someone told the story of a dude who stuck peanut butter down his crack, then during trial reached down and grabbed a handful, then ate it in front of the judge... was it resovoir dogs?
 
2009-01-27 04:34:25 PM  
Maria Pantalone approves.
 
2009-01-27 04:34:30 PM  
Weusi McGowan, 37, was upset because San Diego Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Fraser refused to remove Deputy Alternate Public Defender Jeffrey Martin from the case

Things happen when shiat happens.
 
2009-01-27 04:34:42 PM  

Walker


Lawson said McGowan originally became upset last week when he claimed one of the jurors saw him in shackles as he entered the courtroom. Fraser dismissed all jurors who saw the defendant in shackles, the prosecutor said.

Yeah, we don't want them to get a bad impression of the nice guy.


At that point he had not yet been proven guilty. The shackles could have swayed the jury unduly toward guilt before the trial began.
 
2009-01-27 04:35:03 PM  
assets.mog.com


/Approves
 
2009-01-27 04:35:10 PM  
Blago is really farked up.
/ What do you mean that wasn't him?
 
2009-01-27 04:35:27 PM  
And you thought your day was shiatty.
 
2009-01-27 04:35:44 PM  
I just hope they weren't gasping in surprise.
 
2009-01-27 04:36:04 PM  
Hoo Flung Poo say "Aploove"
 
2009-01-27 04:36:14 PM  
rmz: Human beings really are just monkeys wearing clothes sometimes.

Sharing damn-near identical DNA with them might have something to do with it. That, or we're just naturally fascinated by the many uses of poo.
 
2009-01-27 04:36:18 PM  
I don't think that he'll get an insanity defense unless he starts getting creative, like writing "you don't love her unless you love her shiat" in french on the walls with his feces. Years of shiat porn in pop culture have raised the bar when it comes to this sort of behavior being shocking to a psychologist.
 
2009-01-27 04:36:51 PM  
no shiat
 
2009-01-27 04:37:06 PM  
Did anybody else get really horny after reading this story?
 
2009-01-27 04:37:44 PM  
elvis-pelt.com

Smeared with feces? No sir, I don't like it.
 
2009-01-27 04:37:54 PM  
Gross. That is all.
 
2009-01-27 04:38:34 PM  
www.naturalhistorymag.com
 
2009-01-27 04:38:48 PM  
shiiiiiiiiiit
 
2009-01-27 04:38:51 PM  

Bored Horde: What movie was it where someone told the story of a dude who stuck peanut butter down his crack, then during trial reached down and grabbed a handful, then ate it in front of the judge... was it resovoir dogs?


No. I know Reservoir Dogs, and that's not in it. When you find out which movie it is though, be sure to report back here so I can make certain it's not in my Netflix queue.

/Ewww.
 
2009-01-27 04:38:51 PM  
I honestly think the lawyer told him to do this so the court could find him insane and unable to face trial.

Either that or the defendant saw Training Day and thought that peanut butter story would be more realistic if he used the real thing instead.
 
2009-01-27 04:39:27 PM  
The comments on the page are too funny:

Talk about your crappy lawyers...

Wonder if the lawyer responded, "You ****en Me?"



/sad this happened in San Diego.
 
2009-01-27 04:39:54 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Bored Horde: What movie was it where someone told the story of a dude who stuck peanut butter down his crack, then during trial reached down and grabbed a handful, then ate it in front of the judge... was it resovoir dogs?

No. I know Reservoir Dogs, and that's not in it. When you find out which movie it is though, be sure to report back here so I can make certain it's not in my Netflix queue.

/Ewww.


It was just a story, there was no shot of it.
 
2009-01-27 04:40:25 PM  
Patriot Act, he's attacking with a biological weapon!
 
2009-01-27 04:41:12 PM  
Gun. Face. End of story. Oh, except for the janitor, who has to clean up the mess. At least it would be the last shiat of his to take care of....
 
2009-01-27 04:41:20 PM  
Now, that's original...
www.durfee.net

So, was the lawyer Shiatfaced?
 
2009-01-27 04:41:42 PM  
DAD?

//DNA testing the poo to find out
 
2009-01-27 04:42:16 PM  

FarkinHostile: Working for a mistrial or an insanity defense.


I cant believe it took this many posts to figure this out. The guy is going for insanity. Whats crazier than playing with your own poop? Smearing it on those around you. This guys not dumb. hes either really smart or really crazy
 
2009-01-27 04:42:54 PM  
As posted a few up, the movie in question is Training Day.

And "bye bye" to the guy that posted the poop picture. Enjoy your vacation.
 
2009-01-27 04:43:14 PM  
Two bowls of split plea soup, eh?
 
2009-01-27 04:43:44 PM  
POOP!
 
2009-01-27 04:44:20 PM  

Bored Horde: What movie was it where someone told the story of a dude who stuck peanut butter down his crack, then during trial reached down and grabbed a handful, then ate it in front of the judge... was it resovoir dogs?


The story as I heard it was that it was in the late 1960s, and that it may have been Frank Zappa.

After being drafted, he went to the military centre (or wherever it was) to be tested and processed for duty in Vietnam, wearing only a pair of boxers and a dressing gown. And a whole jar of peanut butter loaded inside his boxers.

He walked around aimlessly, occasionally sticking a finger down his pants and eating a glob of peanut butter. They steered him over to the psychiatrist, who asked "Do you always eat that way?"

His reply: "Only when I'm hungry."

That's as I recall reading it ages ago, but of course [citation needed], so make of that what you will.

As for this guy - I thought GG Allin was dead. Strange.
 
2009-01-27 04:44:41 PM  

vinnydoz007: FarkinHostile: Working for a mistrial or an insanity defense.

I cant believe it took this many posts to figure this out. The guy is going for insanity. Whats crazier than playing with your own poop? Smearing it on those around you. This guys not dumb. hes either really smart or really crazy


Hmmmm, how about the nice young man that gouged out his own eye and ate it? Might that by chance be a touch more hardcore crazy?
 
2009-01-27 04:44:50 PM  

AnubisMan: Whats with criminals and feces?


Was wondering the same thing, having heard of far too many stories of inmates using bodily products to disgust and disrupt. I guess if all conventional weapons are taken away from you, all you have left is what your body produces anyways. Spit, semen, and shiat.

/I think I am going to be sick now
 
2009-01-27 04:46:18 PM  
It's a bit nutty
 
2009-01-27 04:46:46 PM  

Bored Horde: Fuggin Bizzy: Bored Horde: What movie was it where someone told the story of a dude who stuck peanut butter down his crack, then during trial reached down and grabbed a handful, then ate it in front of the judge... was it resovoir dogs?

No. I know Reservoir Dogs, and that's not in it. When you find out which movie it is though, be sure to report back here so I can make certain it's not in my Netflix queue.

/Ewww.

It was just a story, there was no shot of it.


It was in Training day. When he sat down with all the high ranking cops in the fancy restaurant.
 
2009-01-27 04:47:12 PM  
fap fap fap fap fap
 
2009-01-27 04:47:13 PM  
Also...

Two attorneys, one cup
 
2009-01-27 04:48:08 PM  
produced a plastic baggie filled with fecal matter

Baggie full? I've heard it called shiat before, but then, it wasn't literal.
 
2009-01-27 04:48:49 PM  
Doooodie
 
2009-01-27 04:49:11 PM  

farm machine: vinnydoz007:
I cant believe it took this many posts to figure this out. The guy is going for insanity. Whats crazier than playing with your own poop? Smearing it on those around you. This guys not dumb. hes either really smart or really crazy

Hmmmm, how about the nice young man that gouged out his own eye and ate it? Might that by chance be a touch more hardcore crazy?


Yeah, for some reason I don't think that guy was faking it. And that was the second eye he gouged out.
 
2009-01-27 04:49:11 PM  
The aristocrats
 
2009-01-27 04:49:36 PM  
Odor in the court!
 
2009-01-27 04:49:49 PM  
If it's covered in shiat, you must acquit.
 
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