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2009-01-27 09:30:02 AM  
It's sad to see so many jobs going tits up.
 
2009-01-27 09:43:25 AM  
Decalfinated.
 
2009-01-27 09:56:22 AM  
If when he went into the hospital, he had one leg shorter than the other, didn't he come out with the exact same problem (one leg shorter than the other)?
 
2009-01-27 09:57:28 AM  
drevil877: If when he went into the hospital, he had one leg shorter than the other, didn't he come out with the exact same problem (one leg shorter than the other)?

came to say this.
 
2009-01-27 09:57:36 AM  

Man with one leg shorter than the other goes into hospital, comes out with exactly the opposite problem


He had a hypothesis, but now I hear he's leaning the other way.
 
2009-01-27 09:59:44 AM  
He hasn't really left the hospital yet, he is walking around in circles...

/Just sayin'
 
2009-01-27 10:01:32 AM  
I've noticed that when I sit down, by knees are not equal in height from the ground up. My left knee is a good inch+ higher than the right. But I've never felt like my legs weren't equal length when walking, running, etc...

Is this normal, or am I a freak?
 
2009-01-27 10:02:59 AM  
www.thelocal.se

Is this the guy? It's the only picture I could find in the article that might fit. Is there a height requirement, or was he just walking in circles.

/poor guy
 
2009-01-27 10:03:19 AM  
Hey, I don't blame the doc; it's like trying to even-up a moustache.

"Just a little more.. oh,crap, the other side now."
 
2009-01-27 10:03:21 AM  
SherKhan: Decalfinated.

*Snerk*
 
2009-01-27 10:06:38 AM  
Xlr8urfark: drevil877: If when he went into the hospital, he had one leg shorter than the other, didn't he come out with the exact same problem (one leg shorter than the other)?

came to say this.


Ditto.

Beaten to the punch like always.
 
2009-01-27 10:08:06 AM  
Perhaps subby was referring to Kant's discussion of incongruent opposites.
 
2009-01-27 10:09:49 AM  
Is he a Dancin Fool?
 
2009-01-27 10:10:09 AM  
No no silly farkers, one leg is now longer than the other. Headline makes perfect sense.
 
2009-01-27 10:13:14 AM  
drevil877: If when he went into the hospital, he had one leg shorter than the other, didn't he come out with the exact same problem (one leg shorter than the other)?

No, when he left the hospital he had one leg longer then the other.
 
2009-01-27 10:13:18 AM  
They musta gone back to metric English and didn'a tell us.

www.oilempire.us

/no, not a still from the right scene
//close enough for government work
 
2009-01-27 10:15:09 AM  
"just a little off the top," indeed.
 
2009-01-27 10:18:15 AM  
How could this happen? The patient is stumped...
 
2009-01-27 10:20:29 AM  
So, he has one leg longer than the other one now...
 
2009-01-27 10:20:29 AM  
And you know he's still going to be charged with some six-digit bill even though the docs farked up.
 
2009-01-27 10:26:26 AM  
Must have gone to the local hospital here, go in for stitches on your hand they will remove your kidney.
They are pretty glad the malpractice lawsuit maximum was imposed.
 
2009-01-27 10:28:45 AM  
Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo: And you know he's still going to be charged with some six-digit bill even though the docs farked up.

It's Sweden so he got his botched operation for free.
 
2009-01-27 10:28:55 AM  
When asked if he still had a problem after the surgery, the patient replied - "Do I have a problem? I have a list!"
 
2009-01-27 10:28:59 AM  
I have the same problem with my sideburns
 
2009-01-27 10:29:51 AM  
JKulp42757: I've noticed that when I sit down, by knees are not equal in height from the ground up. My left knee is a good inch+ higher than the right. But I've never felt like my legs weren't equal length when walking, running, etc...

Is this normal, or am I a freak?


+1 vote for freak
 
2009-01-27 10:34:45 AM  
Beeblebrox: JKulp42757: I've noticed that when I sit down, by knees are not equal in height from the ground up. My left knee is a good inch+ higher than the right. But I've never felt like my legs weren't equal length when walking, running, etc...

Is this normal, or am I a freak?

+1 vote for freak


Freak.
 
2009-01-27 10:38:58 AM  
www.thelocal.se
 
2009-01-27 10:40:15 AM  
A better idea would have been to get some special shoes. Just a thought.
 
2009-01-27 10:48:47 AM  
There are times when you should just leave well enough alone.
 
2009-01-27 10:48:56 AM  
thumbnails.truveo.com

Little Foot Long Foot wanted for questioning.
 
2009-01-27 10:50:53 AM  
wildbill0712: So, he has one leg longer than the other one now...

Nah, they can shorten that one too. Eventually, he will only have feet sticking out of his hips. Ha!
 
2009-01-27 10:55:13 AM  
I blame the metric system for confusing centimeters and feet.
 
2009-01-27 10:56:11 AM  
Xlr8urfark: drevil877: If when he went into the hospital, he had one leg shorter than the other, didn't he come out with the exact same problem (one leg shorter than the other)?

came to say this.


Sorry guys, you're wrong. He did come out with the opposite problem. One leg was longer than the other.
 
2009-01-27 11:00:49 AM  
UncleCal: wildbill0712: So, he has one leg longer than the other one now...

Nah, they can shorten that one too. Eventually, he will only have feet sticking out of his hips. Ha!


i517.photobucket.com
 
2009-01-27 11:06:22 AM  
Bag-o-Nugs: Little Foot Long Foot wanted for questioning.

Take your DAMN hands off me...
 
2009-01-27 11:07:29 AM  
I knew a man with one leg named Smith.
 
2009-01-27 11:14:41 AM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HaHaHaHaHa
Ha ha,who cares? Its a cop.

Its a haiku dumbass!!
 
2009-01-27 11:15:30 AM  
Bah.. everyone knows any Faith Healer can fix this with a quick prayer, handful of cash, a large crowd of delusional spectators, and bright lights.
 
2009-01-27 11:16:46 AM  
What do you call a woman w/ one leg?
What do you call a chinese woman w/ one leg?
 
2009-01-27 11:17:26 AM  
Killface08: What do you call a woman w/ one leg?
What do you call a chinese woman w/ one leg?


Ilene
Irene
 
2009-01-27 11:17:46 AM  
A: Eileen
A: Irene : )
 
2009-01-27 11:18:30 AM  
Xlr8urfark: drevil877: If when he went into the hospital, he had one leg shorter than the other, didn't he come out with the exact same problem (one leg shorter than the other)?

came to say this.


No...it's like the headline says, he has the exact opposite problem. One leg is now longer than the other.
 
2009-01-27 11:18:47 AM  
Damn you type fast dr evil!!
 
2009-01-27 11:42:58 AM  
Wouldn't the opposite problem be one leg longer than the other?
 
2009-01-27 11:57:58 AM  
one of my legs is shorter than the other two.
 
2009-01-27 12:17:17 PM  
Nurglitch: Wouldn't the opposite problem be one leg longer than the other?

*facepalm* Dude....

/if one leg is shorter than the other, logic tells us that the other leg is longer. Get it?
 
2009-01-27 12:26:37 PM  
Dont know much about dancin
Thats why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
n both my feets too long
 
2009-01-27 01:37:41 PM  
JKulp42757: I've noticed that when I sit down, by knees are not equal in height from the ground up. My left knee is a good inch+ higher than the right. But I've never felt like my legs weren't equal length when walking, running, etc...

Is this normal, or am I a freak?


Stop sitting with your legs crossed, you retard.
 
2009-01-27 04:09:24 PM  
Measure twice, cut once.
 
2009-01-27 06:30:25 PM  
The hospital went into him? What?
 
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