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2009-01-27 12:48:07 PM  
That girl has man face.

No, I wouldn't hit it.

Girls shouldn't have man face, I'm sorry.
 
2009-01-27 12:49:13 PM  
Gonad the Ballbarian: /still my fave

Looks like a plastic action figure.
 
2009-01-27 12:50:15 PM  
GreatNOD: Krantzstone: What's with the Dragonball Z haircuts on the guidos?



Super Sayan Guido


I cracked up at that one loll
 
2009-01-27 12:50:18 PM  
Nice inclusion of the guidas, H_is_for_Heretic. They don't get nearly as much play as the guidos but are clearly just as retarded.
 
2009-01-27 12:52:03 PM  
cksewell: Headso: only 1 guido pic????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

trouble maker


The two guys in the right top hand corner of that picture are getting ready to make out. The homanity.
 
2009-01-27 12:54:42 PM  
Hey look everybody, it's Britney Spears Smurf and the Blue Man Group!

img177.imageshack.us
 
2009-01-27 12:55:21 PM  
Bathysphere: Is there any record of someone going to a Jersey nightclub and asking these people about the whole getup? What is thier reaction? So glad I have no desire or reason to visit Jersey, I don't think my Tourrette's-addled ass could handle it...

/Orange juice homo! Orange juice homo!


I grew up in PA, on the border of NJ.

Anyhow, when I was a teen I had a guido friend. His motivation for his appearance was his belief that it attracted females.

Considering that he had a new girlfriend every two weeks to a month, his assumption may not have been completely inaccurate. There is a large enough segment of guido lovers to make it worthwhile, however strange that seems.
 
2009-01-27 12:56:40 PM  
Wow, that guido shiat is beyond me. Narcissism on that level proves the break down of American society is nearly complete. The mindless adherence to a bastardization of what was once the "made-man" image.
Wow.
 
2009-01-27 12:57:47 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: Is it just me, or does she look like she's been banged up a few times around the eyes with a bag of nickels?

And can someone please explain to me the guido thing? What is wrong with those people? Why do they all dress like that? What's with the hair? How the fark do any of them have women at all?

The wiki: Clothing associated with the stereotype includes gold chains, working class clothing such as plain T-shirts, muscle shirts or "guinea ts" (derived from the term "guinea," an ethnic slur for Italians), leather jackets, sweat or tracksuits, scally caps, unbuttoned dress shirts, and dress suits. Slicked-back hair or pompadours are a common stereotype, as are mustaches. Recently, heavily-gelled spiked hair has become a common stereotype. The hairstyle is commonly referred to as the Blowout or Brooklyn Fade, "Brook" for short.[

And from I've been told, the pouty lips are them "blowing a kiss to the haters" (you)
I do admire anyone who fiercely sticks to their own style, laughable as it is, it's a whole little culture for them. Cute.


That dress style sounds awfully post-Soviet Bloc Eastern Euro.

Don't get the blowing a kiss thing.
 
2009-01-27 12:57:55 PM  
Gonad the Ballbarian: /still my fave

That dude scares me. It looks like he's made out of plastic. Maybe he is...
 
2009-01-27 01:02:03 PM  
She's a 4/10. Seriously, SHE BROKE UP WITH YOU? Prince dude.....we gotta talk, homes.
 
2009-01-27 01:06:42 PM  
i14.tinypic.com

DANG !!!
 
2009-01-27 01:07:06 PM  
NaziKamikaze: Don't get the blowing a kiss thing.

It's to piss you off, no other reason. They are comfortable with their borderline gay appearance, and are counting on enraging other men with their own lack of security in their masculinity.
 
2009-01-27 01:07:31 PM  
By the way, I love the acne scarred shoulders on the guy in one of pics. Men like that come into my store solely to buy HgH and tribulus pills. Thier girlfriends adopt the same regiment, buying things called "Amino-Lean" and "Carb-Cutter" and herbal laxatives and diretics. This produces chicks that look like they were made for porn, could kick your ass and give you scabies. We don't other telling them about the potential kidney disease, hormone imbalance and all sorts of mental issues that arise from taking that crap.
Health food stores are no longer the domain for hippies and decent people. They're a hotbed for gym-rats and model wannabes who've never traveled outside the tri-state.
 
2009-01-27 01:08:02 PM  
Go back to Zimbabwe you loving orange bastard.

Tiocfaidh Ar La
 
2009-01-27 01:12:39 PM  
she looks like the herbal doctor, Tor, on Seinfeld! Quick, someone post the comparison shots, cuz I has no skillz.
 
2009-01-27 01:12:40 PM  
from the heart of North Carolina, i thank you most deeply for the Guido thread...

thepatriotaxe.com

/no guido pics of my own...
//all white people scary, as far as i can tell
 
2009-01-27 01:13:32 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic:

Dang, those trannies look almost like the real thing!
 
2009-01-27 01:14:19 PM  
rob.d: That girl has man face.

No, I wouldn't hit it.

Girls shouldn't have man face, I'm sorry.


SOME OF US CAN'T HELP IT, DAMMIT!!!!!

/couldn't resist.
//got nuthin' moar.
 
2009-01-27 01:15:25 PM  
justanotherfarkinfarker: Heck with that girl (although she does have some DSL's going on). Look at the little aburn haired cutie in the background. She wouldn't be walking right after the angry fist of god farking I'd have to give.

THIS
 
2009-01-27 01:16:11 PM  
FEMA_CAMPER: from the heart of North Carolina, i thank you most deeply for the Guido thread...



/no guido pics of my own...
//all white people scary, as far as i can tell


Careful. I know you're joking but I just cracked a stupid "white people are crazy" joke in another thread that one dude is still all butt hurt about. Said I played the race card so I showed him my Joker card. Apparently he didn't get that either and his anus is still bleeding all over me. I'm sure I have aids now.
 
2009-01-27 01:23:29 PM  
I love a good guido thread.
 
2009-01-27 01:43:09 PM  
Sarcastica75: FEMA_CAMPER: from the heart of North Carolina, i thank you most deeply for the Guido thread...



/no guido pics of my own...
//all white people scary, as far as i can tell

Careful. I know you're joking but I just cracked a stupid "white people are crazy" joke in another thread that one dude is still all butt hurt about. Said I played the race card so I showed him my Joker card. Apparently he didn't get that either and his anus is still bleeding all over me. I'm sure I have aids now.


So do you go around showing your joker card to everyone?
:-)
 
2009-01-27 01:47:22 PM  
cksewell: "keep your stinkin' hands off my man"

Ah, Scott Alexander. No. 1 fantasist bell-end
 
2009-01-27 01:47:33 PM  
Despite the orange...

pics.livejournal.com

/would roll around in a vat of fake bake with her
 
2009-01-27 01:49:12 PM  
Ladies, and some of the more vain guys, let me give you a little advice.

Spray on tans DO NOT LOOK LIKE REAL TANS. There is a distinctive hue that your skin will take on when you get a spray tan, and people may not be willing to tell you that they know you got a spray tan, but they do know. It doesn't look natural. It looks cheap. If your skin looks cheap, you will looks cheap.

If you want to be less attractive than you already are, then by all means a spray tan is a good way to go. If your appearance DOES matter to you though - and you don't want to intentionally look worse - avoid the spray tans.

Looking pale is MUCH better than looking orange, unless you're a midget who works at a brewery or candy factory.
 
2009-01-27 01:51:48 PM  
img231.imageshack.us

/obligatory
 
2009-01-27 01:58:03 PM  
128 comments and no one has posted this one. C'mon farkers!

i517.photobucket.com
 
2009-01-27 02:13:44 PM  
FEMA_CAMPER

I'm not sure why, but I kinda find the man in that picture strangely attractive in that "fark the farm help in the back of the barn" type of way.

/I'm city girl, so don't ask about my odd fantasies :p
 
2009-01-27 02:17:28 PM  
sonofslacker: Sarcastica75: FEMA_CAMPER: from the heart of North Carolina, i thank you most deeply for the Guido thread...



/no guido pics of my own...
//all white people scary, as far as i can tell

Careful. I know you're joking but I just cracked a stupid "white people are crazy" joke in another thread that one dude is still all butt hurt about. Said I played the race card so I showed him my Joker card. Apparently he didn't get that either and his anus is still bleeding all over me. I'm sure I have aids now.

So do you go around showing your joker card to everyone?
:-)


I do! I thought it was particularly funny since it's in Spanish and he's wearing the sombrero. But that, too, went over his big fat head. LOL.
 
2009-01-27 02:35:02 PM  
cache.deadspin.com
shopping.hobidas.com
 
2009-01-27 02:39:58 PM  
Desmo: Wow, that guido shiat is beyond me. Narcissism on that level proves the break down of American society is nearly complete. The mindless adherence to a bastardization of what was once the "made-man" image.
Wow.


Jersey and Brooklyn are far removed from American society. You may as well be visiting another planet.
 
2009-01-27 02:42:12 PM  
GreatNOD: Krantzstone: What's with the Dragonball Z haircuts on the guidos?



Super Sayan Guido


Old Guido is Sad
or
I Bought you a Drink...

But I Drankded it.
 
2009-01-27 02:51:30 PM  
Guidos are not only in Jersey, they are in Oklahoma. Believe it or not we have them here too. They're not all italians but "25% cherokee indian MAN!"
 
2009-01-27 03:01:19 PM  
cowsspinach: Guidos are not only in Jersey, they are in Oklahoma. Believe it or not we have them here too. They're not all italians but "25% cherokee indian MAN!"

I'm really surprised by that, but also really depressed to hear it. I'm crying a trail of tears.

/Why anyone would sacrifice a heritage of that for a look of an oompa loompa, I'll never know.
 
2009-01-27 03:08:48 PM  
NaziKamikaze:

I'm really surprised by that, but also really depressed to hear it. I'm crying a trail of tears.
/Why anyone would sacrifice a heritage of that for a look of an oompa loompa, I'll never know.



For ass. I had a friend who was once a hippie but now is a full blown guido. He dropped out of college, started hitting the gym, cut his hair off and started to get the ladies. He is now a club promoter and girls throw themselves at him because "he can get them VIP"



/have not hung out with him in over 3 years
//hopes one day he will see the light and leave the guido life
 
2009-01-27 03:10:05 PM  
"Done better with worse". (picture wise that is)


Woke up with worse too, back in my drinking days.



/Not say I don't drink now.
//Just learned when to stop.
 
2009-01-27 03:14:58 PM  
cowsspinach: Guidos are not only in Jersey, they are in Oklahoma. Believe it or not we have them here too. They're not all italians but "25% cherokee indian MAN!"

Pics or GTFO
 
2009-01-27 03:27:34 PM  
Lollipop165: cowsspinach: Guidos are not only in Jersey, they are in Oklahoma. Believe it or not we have them here too. They're not all italians but "25% cherokee indian MAN!"

Pics or GTFO


i185.photobucket.com

i185.photobucket.com

i185.photobucket.com


And this is what our guidettes look like
i185.photobucket.com
 
2009-01-27 03:45:33 PM  
GCD: One of my classmates during fire academy ...

How you doin'?
 
2009-01-27 03:50:10 PM  
cowsspinach: NaziKamikaze:

I'm really surprised by that, but also really depressed to hear it. I'm crying a trail of tears.
/Why anyone would sacrifice a heritage of that for a look of an oompa loompa, I'll never know.


For ass. I had a friend who was once a hippie but now is a full blown guido. He dropped out of college, started hitting the gym, cut his hair off and started to get the ladies. He is now a club promoter and girls throw themselves at him because "he can get them VIP"



/have not hung out with him in over 3 years
//hopes one day he will see the light and leave the guido life


That's one hell of a change. At least he's getting ladies on his (shallow) level.

That whole scene bugs the hell out of me. It's not the guido thing so much, that's just an extra douche on top. How the hell do you survive out there?
 
2009-01-27 03:53:37 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

/got nothin'
 
2009-01-27 03:54:28 PM  
Are there any hot chicks in England? I mean if you're the prince and that's the best you can do?
 
2009-01-27 03:54:36 PM  
Flab:
What's with the bags under her eyes?


Up crying all night. Even when it's your idea, it's sad when a long relationship ends.
 
2009-01-27 04:17:17 PM  
Greystoke: I thought William who was the orange one.

Very clever!
 
2009-01-27 04:22:44 PM  
Chelsy is reported to have been homesick for Zimbabwe and keen to lead a normal life

Yeah, being a white hot girl in Zimbabwe. I'm sure that would work out GREAT for you.
 
2009-01-27 04:24:24 PM  
Sarcastica75: sonofslacker: Sarcastica75: FEMA_CAMPER: from the heart of North Carolina, i thank you most deeply for the Guido thread...



/no guido pics of my own...
//all white people scary, as far as i can tell

Careful. I know you're joking but I just cracked a stupid "white people are crazy" joke in another thread that one dude is still all butt hurt about. Said I played the race card so I showed him my Joker card. Apparently he didn't get that either and his anus is still bleeding all over me. I'm sure I have aids now.

So do you go around showing your joker card to everyone?
:-)

I do! I thought it was particularly funny since it's in Spanish and he's wearing the sombrero. But that, too, went over his big fat head. LOL.


So do I have to go find the other thread to see it or you going to show it here? I think I'm white and/or crazy enough ...
:-))
 
2009-01-27 04:28:42 PM  
NaziKamikaze:


That's one hell of a change. At least he's getting ladies on his (shallow) level.

I figure if he's happy that's all that matters. I just think it's a shame here in Oklahoma we have our own guidos.

That whole scene bugs the hell out of me. It's not the guido thing so much, that's just an extra douche on top. How the hell do you survive out there?

We have decent bars out here where the guidos never come to(they're too busy hitting up the clubs in downtown okc) but it blows because you can't even go to a nice resturant in downtown without running into the guidos but hey...it is a great laugh.
 
2009-01-27 04:30:16 PM  
Greystoke: I thought William who was the orange one.

Obscure.

I approve. :)
 
2009-01-27 04:43:26 PM  
cowsspinach

Wow... you weren't kidding...

/yikes!
 
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