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(The Sun)   More proof Hollywood is out of ideas: "Charlie's Angels 3: The Saggening"   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2009-01-26 11:38:14 AM  
Still sounds like a better idea than Pink Panther 2. Steve Martin must've had to buy some kneepads to get that one funded.
 
2009-01-26 11:46:20 AM  
www.softpedia.com

I would still hit it.

Probably won't see the movie in the theatre, though.
 
2009-01-26 12:28:19 PM  
There was a 2nd one?
 
2009-01-26 12:59:28 PM  
Came to ask the question: Did anyone ever really consider Drew Barrymore worthwhile?
abb3w has answered.
Lucy Lui, I totally understand...never could figure out lispy.
 
2009-01-26 01:02:04 PM  

absoluteparanoia: There was a 2nd one?


With Demi Moore having a MILF coming-out party.
 
2009-01-26 01:05:25 PM  
This article seems to imply that she wants to try acting again.
 
2009-01-26 01:08:58 PM  

tatum: Came to ask the question: Did anyone ever really consider Drew Barrymore worthwhile?
abb3w has answered.
Lucy Lui, I totally understand...never could figure out lispy.


Barrymore is attractive in that girl next door kind of way. Lui in that hot asian biatch kind of way. Diaz only if you bag her head in a few movies she's been in.
 
2009-01-26 01:10:31 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: absoluteparanoia: There was a 2nd one?

With Demi Moore having a MILF coming-out party.


This!

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2009-01-26 01:12:30 PM  
I don't want to come off as a troll here or like I have emotionally invested my life in Hollywood but if Crispin Glover isn't included I am going to kill myself.
 
2009-01-26 01:13:08 PM  

bhcompy: tatum: Came to ask the question: Did anyone ever really consider Drew Barrymore worthwhile?
abb3w has answered.
Lucy Lui, I totally understand...never could figure out lispy.

Barrymore is attractive in that girl next door kind of way. Lui in that hot asian biatch kind of way. Diaz only if you bag her head in a few movies she's been in.


I live in Taiwan. Drew Barrymore is FAT.
/relatively speaking
 
2009-01-26 01:14:32 PM  
As long as it doesn't have Tom Green in it, I'm okay with this.
 
2009-01-26 01:15:01 PM  
But will it have a vampire and an explosion?
 
2009-01-26 01:15:05 PM  
I loved the first one because of the cheesiness and stupidity. Bill Murray was perfect in it and the girls were hot.

I thought that the second one was terrible--I couldn't even tell you what happened in it. I remember, however, being disappointed that I paid $6 to see it, yet thankful that I went to a matinee and didn't have to pay $10 to see it.
 
2009-01-26 01:31:43 PM  

Visualingo: As long as it doesn't have Tom Green in it, I'm okay with this.


...THE Chad.

that's all i remember of that film.
 
2009-01-26 01:36:30 PM  
pix.motivatedphotos.com
 
2009-01-26 01:37:20 PM  

abb3w: I would still hit it.

Probably won't see the movie in the theatre, though.


I love, love, LOVE me some Drew and I am loving those boots.

/Scissor me timbers.
 
2009-01-26 01:43:08 PM  
I love how the article comes with a publicity shot of Drew Barrymore that's gotta be 10+ years old and airbrushed to the nines.

By the time this picture starts filming, Drew will be 36, Diaz will be 37 and Lucy Liu will be 41 years old. Might as well just add the cast from Sex in The City and make it a real dog-and-pony-show.
 
2009-01-26 02:04:56 PM  
step 1: go see the movie
step 2: convince your female this movie is boring
step 3: profit/sticky floor
 
2009-01-26 02:07:21 PM  

deadsanta: I love how the article comes with a publicity shot of Drew Barrymore that's gotta be 10+ years old and airbrushed to the nines.

By the time this picture starts filming, Drew will be 36, Diaz will be 37 and Lucy Liu will be 41 years old. Might as well just add the cast from Sex in The City and make it a real dog-and-pony-show.


But Liu has the advantage of the asian time vortex. From 18-50, their true age is as easy to discern as whether schrodinger's cat is alive.
 
2009-01-26 02:24:17 PM  

Fano: deadsanta: I love how the article comes with a publicity shot of Drew Barrymore that's gotta be 10+ years old and airbrushed to the nines.

By the time this picture starts filming, Drew will be 36, Diaz will be 37 and Lucy Liu will be 41 years old. Might as well just add the cast from Sex in The City and make it a real dog-and-pony-show.

But Liu has the advantage of the asian time vortex. From 18-50, their true age is as easy to discern as whether schrodinger's cat is alive.


True but then they hit the Aging Wall and become wizened 3000 year old mummies overnight...
 
2009-01-26 02:34:21 PM  

Fano: deadsanta: I love how the article comes with a publicity shot of Drew Barrymore that's gotta be 10+ years old and airbrushed to the nines.

By the time this picture starts filming, Drew will be 36, Diaz will be 37 and Lucy Liu will be 41 years old. Might as well just add the cast from Sex in The City and make it a real dog-and-pony-show.

But Liu has the advantage of the asian time vortex. From 18-50, their true age is as easy to discern as whether schrodinger's cat is alive.


Obviously they are both at once. 18 year old face, 50 year old vagina.
 
2009-01-26 02:34:22 PM  

HairyOne: Fano: deadsanta: I love how the article comes with a publicity shot of Drew Barrymore that's gotta be 10+ years old and airbrushed to the nines.

By the time this picture starts filming, Drew will be 36, Diaz will be 37 and Lucy Liu will be 41 years old. Might as well just add the cast from Sex in The City and make it a real dog-and-pony-show.

But Liu has the advantage of the asian time vortex. From 18-50, their true age is as easy to discern as whether schrodinger's cat is alive.

True but then they hit the Aging Wall and become wizened 3000 year old mummies overnight...


Well, that's the paradox. They end up looking like Yoda.
 
2009-01-26 02:52:12 PM  
I just Demi Moore isn't back in it.
 
2009-01-26 03:07:03 PM  
clusterfrak

Pfft, just turn her over and keep shoving her face into a pillow, you'll be fine.

/I would go see this movie if it was actually subtitled "The Saggening"
 
2009-01-26 03:11:47 PM  
www.delawareonline.com
 
2009-01-26 04:33:17 PM  

Sarcastica75: I love, love, LOVE me some Drew and I am loving those boots.


She was wearing boots?
...oh, so she was.
 
2009-01-26 04:33:53 PM  
I've only walked out of two movies in my entire life. Charlie's Angels was one (my date thought it was completely retarded as well, which is one of the reasons I still respect the woman).

/Zoolander was the other.
 
2009-01-26 04:34:28 PM  
Correction: Charlie's Angels 2.
 
2009-01-26 05:21:33 PM  
Chares Angels 2 was so bad, my local pawn shop wouldn't take it for .25.
 
2009-01-26 05:54:44 PM  
Drew Barrymore is damned near unwatchable.

Looks/acts like she got hit with a combination ugly/stupid stick.

Amazed that anyone fines her tolerable especially after having been married to that POS Tom Green(e).
 
2009-01-26 06:16:04 PM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I don't want to come off as a troll here or like I have emotionally invested my life in Hollywood but if Crispin Glover isn't included I am going to kill myself.



Came for a mention of Crispin, leaving satisfied.
 
2009-01-26 08:16:26 PM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: if Crispin Glover isn't included I am going to kill myself.


THIS.
 
2009-01-26 08:19:44 PM  
The movies are so retarded -- but I loved them -- Chicks doing actiony things in technicolor.... my most definite guilty pleasure... would go see. Kinda like I have this unexplainable crush on Mira Sorvino... guido-aniston-cankles.
 
2009-01-26 09:03:20 PM  

El Morro: I've only walked out of two movies in my entire life. Charlie's Angels was one (my date thought it was completely retarded as well, which is one of the reasons I still respect the woman).

/Zoolander was the other.


Three words: Batman & Robin.
/still makes me shudder.
 
2009-01-26 09:42:48 PM  

74rex: Three words: Batman & Robin.


You actually went to a THEATER to watch that? My condolences.

/the neon glowstick fight was the ultimate WTF moment
 
2009-01-26 10:39:18 PM  
I'm usually not that critical of movies, even bad ones I don't find worse than "meh". But Charlie's Angels 2 was pure 100% unfiltered hippo shiat. Easily a top 5 worst of all time for me; one of the only movies that made me mad that I watched it. And I don't think I'll ever fully forgive the actors and director for making it.
 
2009-01-26 11:07:03 PM  
I don't want to come off as a troll here or like I have emotionally invested my life in Hollywood but if Crispin Glover isn't included I am going to kill myself.

Considering his character was killed off in the last one, it's unlikely.

/I'm sad that I know this
 
2009-01-27 01:11:05 AM  
astoreth Considering his character was killed off in the last one, it's unlikely.

/I'm sad that I know this


Frankly, having a zombie Crispin Glover character would only make me more likely to see another Charlie's Angels movie.

/Very late to the game, so no one cares anyway...
//...but still posting anyway, in case some Hollywood writer is reading this and it's not too late for a zombie Crispin Glover re-write
///that was probably too long for slashies, huh?
 
2009-01-27 02:05:41 AM  

TheMatchHare: astoreth Considering his character was killed off in the last one, it's unlikely.

/I'm sad that I know this

Frankly, having a zombie Crispin Glover character would only make me more likely to see another Charlie's Angels movie.

/Very late to the game, so no one cares anyway...
//...but still posting anyway, in case some Hollywood writer is reading this and it's not too late for a zombie Crispin Glover re-write
///that was probably too long for slashies, huh?


I care.

no i don't
 
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