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2001-08-30 11:40:58 AM  
Life sucks, and so does crabs
 
2001-08-30 11:42:04 AM  
Oops. Wrong URL, Drew.

http://www.kabalarians.com/male/fark.htm
 
2001-08-30 11:42:56 AM  
http://www.kabalarians.com/male/duh.htm
 
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2001-08-30 11:42:58 AM  
Stupid anyway.
 
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2001-08-30 11:44:09 AM  
http://www.kabalarians.com/female/hotyoungcumbuns.htm
 
2001-08-30 11:45:52 AM  
Dang... this site is filtered from my work. Supposedly categorized under occults/cults.
 
2001-08-30 11:46:44 AM  
http://www.kabalarians.com/male/can_somebody_please_pull_this_farkin_ferret_ou tta_my_ass.htm
 
2001-08-30 11:51:13 AM  
I sure hope Rei tries this one! HA!
 
2001-08-30 11:53:04 AM  
Hm, I didn't know Fark was a name. I'm think I'll name my child Fark, call him a Farker, sue Drew for the domain name, and make everything Fark does called Farking.
 
2001-08-30 11:53:10 AM  
 
2001-08-30 11:54:51 AM  
heyyyy, I just posted this to the forum like 30 minutes ago... either someone's a link stealer or I'm psychic.
 
2001-08-30 11:57:26 AM  
Fark has eyes, ears, sinuses and teeth? It's alive! It's Alive!
 
2001-08-30 12:06:03 PM  
Drew... Changed it huh?
 
2001-08-30 12:08:24 PM  
Unfortunately....these are real male names....and they do not mention Star Wars anywhere in their description.

JarJar


JarJarBinx
 
2001-08-30 12:36:03 PM  
The name of ==> nkosika < == does not exist in our 600,000 name database.
 
2001-08-30 12:37:01 PM  
Um...
 
2001-08-30 12:37:48 PM  
No hyperlinks for me I guess...

http://www.kabalarians.com/male/jim-bob.htm
 
2001-08-30 12:39:59 PM  
I saw a female one for DietPepsi too. 8^)
 
2001-08-30 12:58:41 PM  
 
2001-08-30 01:02:25 PM  

This site I think just randomly puts together stuff.
Other names that work:


Penis
Vagina
Jebus

Many of them say the same thing. They also make too many references to the solar plexus. Who's writing this, Gorilla Monsoon?
 
hnb
2001-08-30 01:09:11 PM  
Under God:

You never seem to be out of your depth of understanding. For this reason others who may not have the same quickness of mind classify you as a "know it all" and, although you may be highly respected, this characteristic is unlikely to endear you to your associates
 
hnb
2001-08-30 01:16:45 PM  
This site is hilarious! It's an actual database, though, because stuff like zxhks doesn't work, and Akhenaton works, but Akenaten doesn't. It's all typical astrological cold reading, though. Still funny. Here's one:

The name of Penis gives you a very inquisitive, restless, seeking nature. You feel impelled by intense desires that you cannot comprehend or satisfy. You have had the desire to accomplish something outstanding and to do something very worthwhile for humanity, especially early in your life.
 
2001-08-30 01:30:44 PM  
I don't know what to make of Farkleberry. It's even a real entry.
 
2001-08-30 01:37:34 PM  
It's probably just checking against some kind of dictionary file and globbing together a bunch of new-age crap. Why they didn't write a simple CGI script and use $name I don't understand.
 
2001-08-30 01:46:50 PM  
I feel so proud. This describes me exactly. I am a true farkette.
 
2001-08-30 02:18:58 PM  
I think what happens is that people submit names, and they aren't in the database, so they request it to be added.

lol
 
2001-08-30 02:28:24 PM  
funny or stupid... I cannot decide.
 
2001-08-30 03:01:33 PM  
Vrykoul, nice to see you read the forum. ::smirk::

The scoop on farkleberries, from your freindly neighborhood horticulturist (read= plant wench).
 
2001-08-30 04:38:09 PM  
http://www.kabalarians.com/male/darth.htm
http://www.kabalarians.com/male/anakin.htm
http://www.kabalarians.com/male/spock.htm
 
2001-08-30 04:49:03 PM  
This name stuff is pure crap, for the five of you who haven't figured it out yet. Your parents name you; how should they know that they just determined your personality for the rest of your life?
 
2001-08-30 04:51:26 PM  
Your first name of Ian creates a serious, thoughtful nature, shrewd, efficient, and business-minded. You are one to make your own decisions, and not be influenced by others. You desire independence and freedom from the authority and interference of others. You are not overly ambitious, preferring instead just to seek stable, settled conditions which are adequate to meet your responsibilities. In your personal relations with others, you are inclined to be rather serious, and not to see the humour others see, or to respond spontaneously. Your positive manner and outlook can make others feel that you are imposing your will on them and even interfering in their affairs. Weaknesses in your health caused by the influence of this name centre in the head. Head colds, sinus conditions, hay-fever, and weak eyes are relative conditions. Also, your tendency to worry can lead to insomnia and other overwrought conditions.
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How could I not see the humor in this?
 
2001-08-30 04:51:42 PM  
F.A.R.K

FAILED ATTEMPTS at RELATING KNOWLEDGE.
 
2001-08-30 07:16:02 PM  
The name of Bong has made you serious-minded, responsible, and stable.

now THAT'S a self-defeating statement.

These must be semi-random.. what parent would name their kid Number?
 
2001-08-30 07:25:55 PM  
Your name of Jim-bob gives you a clever mind, good business judgment, a sense of responsibility, and an appreciation of the finer things of life.

Im guessing it runs random sentences together from a list when you "add a name" to the database.
 
2001-08-30 07:29:52 PM  
this thing is fun..

As Pacman, you are spontaneous, happy-go-lucky, and you enjoy the company of others--the more the merrier. You make friends easily as people are attracted to your warm and generous nature. However, you have to watch that others do not take advantage of your generosity ... You are fond of sweets and rich foods and your tendency to eat heavily, causes overweight. You could be subject to skin disorders, swelling of the legs and ankles, fluid function disorders or weakness affecting the back.
 
2001-08-30 08:52:22 PM  
Well now we KNOW its fake, because Pacman doesn't have legs!
 
2001-08-30 09:52:37 PM  
http://www.kabalarians.com/male/flirbnic.htm
biatchin'!
 
2001-08-30 11:58:55 PM  
Here's another good one:

The name of Anus indicates you are a diligent and persevering worker who enjoys a routine occupation where you can do a job well and finish what you start. You like to work at your own speed, without pressure, as you prefer to take your time to work step by step in your own way. You could become frustrated and thwarted in your efforts if too many changes or disruptions occur. Your fondness for excess quantities of heavy, starchy foods could cause stomach or intestinal disorders; you could also suffer with head tension, affecting the eyes, ears, sinus, throat, or loss of hair.

______________________________________________________

I didn't change a thing.
 
2001-08-31 12:49:55 AM  
Your name God gives you a strong sense of responsibility in business and material affairs, and the practicality and determination to make a success of anything you undertake. Your ability to organize and direct the efforts of others enables you to excel in any managerial position because you have the ability to grasp the concept of a goal complete with an understanding of the steps to be taken. This name has allowed you to develop depth and breadth of mind. You are able to retain facts, to grasp new information to your existing store of knowledge. You never seem to be out of your depth of understanding. For these reasons others who may not have the same quickness of mind classify you as a "know it all" and, although you may be highly respected, this characteristic is unlikely to endear you to your associates. You have a very responsible nature, are capable and mature, and are willing to assume a position as a pillar of the community. You are quite healthy, but possible trouble areas are found in the generative organs.


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read it carfully.
 
2001-08-31 01:02:37 AM  
I think I was nailed true on this one.

"Your first name of **** has given you a quick, analytical mind. You are creative, versatile, and imaginative. However, independence, positivity and the urge for action and progress are such strong forces in your nature that you find it difficult to control them. You feel happy as long as headway is being made, but as soon as you are obstructed or your individuality and freedom of action are restricted, you experience an intense nervous reaction. Moods of depression can result during which you become caustic and belligerent in your attitude toward everyone, especially to those in closest association with you."

Yeah!

~ Pinky ~
 
2001-08-31 01:07:16 AM  
I Tried Toby instead of God:

Your name Toby gives you a strong sense of responsibility
in business and material affairs, and the practicality and determination to make a success of anything you undertake. Your ability to organize and direct the efforts of others enables you to excel in any managerial position because you have the ability to grasp the concept of a goal complete with an understanding of the steps to be taken. This name has allowed you to develop depth and breadth of mind. You are able to retain facts, to grasp new information to your existing store of knowledge. You never seem to be out of your depth of understanding. For these reasons others who may not have the same quickness of mind classify you as a "know it all" and, although you may be highly respected, this characteristic is unlikely to endear you to your associates. You have a very responsible nature, are capable and mature, and are willing to assume a position as a pillar of the community. You are quite healthy, but possible trouble areas are found in the generative organs.
 
2001-09-01 12:07:01 AM  

OK, you did Toby. I went to the previous name of the dude from Roots (Toby was Kunte Kinte)

Kunta

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Your first name of Kunta has made you a patient, meticulous person who enjoys working in a detailed, systematic way. You are determined and deliberate in pursuing your ambitions, but you must work at your own speed. You hate to be hurried or to leave anything unfinished or untidy. Your infinite patience would allow you to develop intricate, involved skills to perfection. Often feeling burdened with work, you worry about details out of proportion to their importance. Having definite ideas, you are skeptical and do not change easily, for you require proof, preferably in complete detail before you will alter an opinion. Once you are settled into a situation, you do not like to move or make changes. When on a schedule, you follow it implicitly. Your sense of values emphasizes material things, with little appreciation towards the more artistic, philosophical, or inspirational matters. Health weaknesses of this name affect the stomach and intestinal tract, and could appear as growths or constipation. Arthritis, or rheumatism could result.

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Sounds like a slave rebellion type o' dude.

Didn't mention anything aboot getting the front half of his foot chopped off.


Constipation is derived from your name?

 
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