...just as long as the Cards lose...

In before the Chicagoans try to convince themselves their pizza is actually pizza.

...and the millions of wives practice either their sammich making techniques or their flenching techniques articles

...and then there are the articles about flushing toilets....



/won't someone think of the battered toilets???

Why wouldn't they prep for the superb owl? Look back over several years historical data, see if there is really a spike, and get ready for about that much 'za.

/operations research approach FTW
//Chicago style pizza is the only pizza worthy of the name Pizza.

I concur with this statement.

/delivered pizza through college
//made the most money in tips on Sundays in the fall and winter
///if it snowed, we made double the money
////all under the table

The last time I ordered a pizza on Superbowl Sunday, the guy double parked, dashed up to my neighbors door, banged frantically on her door, and I kept yelling at him that it was my pizza, but I guess he thought I was drunk and messing with him. My old neighbor, who was like an 80 year old woman, freaked out and thought she was being robbed, and called the cops. The guy finally checked the address and realized it really was my pizza, then as he was leaving the cops showed up.

Oh man, good times. The old lady died a few months later. Not so good times.

Blargh Super Bowl. Means EVERY DAMN THING is going to be ridiculously busy around here, traffic is going to suck, and if it wasn't for taking the kids to preschool, I wouldn't leave the damn house all week.

And of course a whole week of news coverage about how busy everything in Tampa Bay is and constant reports on how much the traffic sucks.

The Super bowl is this weekend?

who's winning and what inning is it?

fireclown: Why wouldn't they prep for the superb owl? Look back over several years historical data, see if there is really a spike, and get ready for about that much 'za..

Appreciates your kind words:

Since the economy is so bad, i'll be feasting on toast sprinkled with tic-tacs, tyvm.

/getting tired of articles stating stuff like, 'though the economy is bad, it remarkably appears sales of underwear are staying at par'

phineas q. butterfat: Since the economy is so bad, i'll be feasting on toast sprinkled with tic-tacs, tyvm.

Whatever happened to getting a jar of Pizza Quick? Do they still make that crap? You had a pizza 'sauce' that you spread on bread and baked in the oven. Gross.

fireclown: Why wouldn't they prep for the superb owl? Look back over several years historical data, see if there is really a spike, and get ready for about that much 'za.


Ah, Superb Owl Sunday. When the family gets together to hang fresh carrion from their door frames.

Im going with Hooters wings and blow-jobs

Can't we all agree that Chicago "style" pizza blows hence the windy city.

Jeez by the time I tried to point out the Superb Owl reference someone already posts a freakin' picture.

/you guys are quick

Yossarian22: The Super bowl is this weekend?

who's winning and what inning is it?

You don't know anything about the super bowl? Even in this age of technology? You are so farking edgy. I want to have sex with you.

kregh99: I concur with this statement.

/delivered pizza through college
//made the most money in tips on Sundays in the fall and winter
///if it snowed, we made double the money
////all under the table

Back in college, I delivered pizza on Friday night for the only place on campus open after midnight. I generally made about a hundred dollars in tips in that one night. However, you would always get the students who would stiff you even the smallest tip by giving you exact change. Even after your just trudged through a snowstorm for them. We have a method for them, we gave them a special menu with a messange written inside.

"Fark you, you worthless piece of shiat"

It was always amusing when people would call to complain, the manager would just laugh and go, "Would you be happy if you just walked across campus in the snow for no tip?"

/Miss that job a little bit
//We treated people the way they treated us, only way to survive on a campus

Well I use Mac/Linux...: Yossarian22: The Super bowl is this weekend?

who's winning and what inning is it?

You don't know anything about the super bowl? Even in this age of technology? You are so farking edgy. I want to have sex with you.

Sorry 'Danny' but you don't sound like my type.

I plan on missing the super bowl.
I will, instead, watch the stupor bowl.

Good times.

Whatever happened to getting a jar of Pizza Quick? Do they still make that crap? You had a pizza 'sauce' that you spread on bread and baked in the oven. Gross.

Pizza quick on bagels w/shredded cheese and some pepperoni ftw.

I delivered pizza for Little Caesar's in college, and we would always get people calling half an hour before kickoff for pizza. We had every driver working but were still so swamped it would be an hour and a half for delivery, and people would complain. As if they were the only person in town who wanted a pizza delivered right when the game was starting.

And nothing sucks more than delivering a dozen or more pizzas to 30 people on a dorm floor and getting stiffed on the tip.

laid back w/bud light: Can't we all agree that Chicago "style" pizza blows hence the windy city.

I've never been to Chicago, but I had a "Chicago-style" pizza at the Milwaukee airport. I can handle most types of airport food, but this was just the worst thing I'd ever seen. They took some bread and playdough, slathered on what appeared to be ketchup, and tossed on some chopped-up roadkill. Two days later? BAM herpes.

Anyway, no Superbowl for me. I'll likely be hung over and happy or incredibly depressed depending on the outcome of UFC 94

I am not amused.

Did you know that the busiest pizza days of the year are the day before Thanksgiving, the day before Halloween, and then finally the super-bowl.

YMMV depending on region.

/not getting a kick
//etc...

Pizza in a cardboard box = FAIL. Pan to the plate otherwise it's ruined...

phineas q. butterfat: Ah, Superb Owl Sunday. When the family gets together to hang fresh carrion from their door frames.

I am totally doing that for my Suberb Owl party. Maybe I'll work in some mice and hossenfeffer.

To hell with NYC paper thin pizza.

Yet there will still be hundreds of jackknobs calling me, upset that it's taking so long to get their pizza. Taking up 5-10 minutes of my time every time I try to do another run. Cumulative total of like an hour. Resulting in everybody's shiat being later. Assholes.

I hate Papa John's pizza, it's too sweet. It's like they add sugar to everything. The crust, sauce, etc. is all really sweet.

Then that weird mozzarella cheese they use is just awful too. It's got a weird grainy texture and no taste.

Delivering pizza during the Super Bowl kicked ass. I wish I could pick up a shift at my old pizza shop during the game. $$$! Good times!

/too bad the place is closed now

Q. How do you get the (XXX) grad off your front porch?


A. Pay him for the pizza.

Tip your bartender.

In related news, a record number of American pizza delivery guys will be really, really high by the early morning hours of February 2.

Mr. Chainsaw: Really Super Bowl partiers make their own.

Do you provide home-brew for your "guests" as well?

Who wants to cook during the game?

fireclown: superb owl

vodka: I hate Papa John's pizza, it's too sweet. It's like they add sugar to everything. The crust, sauce, etc. is all really sweet.

Then that weird mozzarella cheese they use is just awful too. It's got a weird grainy texture and no taste.

Budweiser has a lot of sugar too. I'm seeing a pattern. Dump an assload of sugar into things and people will buy them. I don't understand how pizza hut, dominoes, and papa johns are in business. There's always a local place that makes real pizza.

HERE WE GO STEELERS!

Here we GO!

/obligatory

I work for Dominos. Even if you don't normally work on Sundays, EVERYBODY is scheduled to work on Super Bowl Sunday, and if you try to request off, or call in sick or whatever, that's a firin'. I normally work on Sunday so it won't be a big deal for me, but come Monday morning there are usually a couple of names crossed off the schedule.

If you go through the trouble of throwing a SB party and the only food you can manage is pizza, don't throw any more SB parties, you cheap skates.

I've thrown numerous SB parties over the years. I've done the whole pig in the ground thing, smoked briskets, ribs, once did a Cajun Crawfish boil for 50 people. The SB is about excess. If you can't be excessive on the SB, the terrorists have already won.

Let's not forget battered women's shelters

/testosterone-fuelled sports fans suck :-(

I think subby is risking a lawsuit as he (she) didn't identify that the Super Bowl_copyright is a registered trademark of the NFL and probably didn't pay them for use of the trademark either.

'til later,
Lass

mister aj: Let's not forget battered women's shelters

/testosterone-fuelled sports fans suck :-(

1/10. Seriously, you just typed this thing up here and expected this to pass? Your skills at trolling need some serious overhaul. I reccomend getting back to basics. Try political chatrooms and MySpace pages, then work up to Facebook and soon your trolling will be up to par here in no time at all!

HowAboutNo: fireclown: superb owl

delivered pizza in school, made huge amounts of cash during football games

/and bong hits
//shots of jack
///really, delivered to cool people!

mister aj: Let's not forget battered women's shelters

ACHT! I remember getting pelted with literature about that myth throughout my college years.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: If you go through the trouble of throwing a SB party and the only food you can manage is pizza, don't throw any more SB parties, you cheap skates.

I've thrown numerous SB parties over the years. I've done the whole pig in the ground thing, smoked briskets, ribs, once did a Cajun Crawfish boil for 50 people. The SB is about excess. If you can't be excessive on the SB, the terrorists have already won.

So you just came here to tell us how awesome you are? I'd rather have pizza.

laid back w/bud light: Can't we all agree that Chicago "style" pizza blows hence the windy city.

No. I've rarely met a pizza I didn't like.

canadianloon: Im going with Hooters wings and blow-jobs

You might want to go easy on the wings so you have more room for the blow-jobs.

Get busy living or get busy eating pizza.

/I have to work DURING the Superb Owl
//Not a pizza delivery guy
///Damn those insensitive Canadians!!!

vice_magnet: Get busy living or get busy eating pizza.

/I have to work DURING the Superb Owl
//Not a pizza delivery guy
///Damn those insensitive Canadians!!!

If I ever got a tattoo this would be it. Did you just make that up? It's brilliant.