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		Goat detained over armed robbery (reuters.com)		43
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CrankMyBlueSax		2009-01-23 03:09:53 PM

She turned me into a newt!

The Shoveller		2009-01-23 03:11:32 PM

I think the real question here is what kind of retard tries to steal a Mazda 323?

/other than a retarded goat

I Said		2009-01-23 03:13:03 PM

If I'm one of the vigilantes, and I truly believe that this person could turn into a goat, there is no way I would even attempt to apprehend him.

ToxicMunkee		2009-01-23 03:31:27 PM

If I was going to turn into anything it would be a winged creature of some sort.

Brodan		2009-01-23 04:01:13 PM

...for no real reason here is some hot goat on goat action.

CrankMyBlueSax		2009-01-23 04:41:21 PM

CelesX		2009-01-23 05:00:51 PM

question_dj		2009-01-23 05:52:51 PM

Well maybe he really did turn into a goat and is related to Clay Henry III?

http://www.lajitas.com/mayor.html

He's the mayor of a town.

Drinks beer.

Lonestar beer.

Dallymo		2009-01-23 06:01:28 PM

"It wasn't me."

wxboy		2009-01-23 06:02:58 PM

You're kidding!

Fritriac		2009-01-23 06:07:17 PM

Aaaah, Nigeria! Internet scammers and black magic goats.

/'Nuff said.

Sarcastica75		2009-01-23 06:11:27 PM

MOAT GOATS!

Sarcastica75		2009-01-23 06:12:05 PM

Sarcastica75: MOAT GOATS!

Wow. I fail.

MOAR GOATS.

Now with correct letter, and 100 percent less retard.

knifeyspoony		2009-01-23 06:12:08 PM

KLINGER!!!

Thusly Farked		2009-01-23 06:12:42 PM

Things like this really make me sad for humanity. This makes my heart hurt.

p0nk		2009-01-23 06:13:37 PM

goat sects?

phlegmmo		2009-01-23 06:15:01 PM

This is b-a-a-a-a-d news for Obama.

rhelaien		2009-01-23 06:17:17 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease		2009-01-23 06:25:18 PM

I had a much better headline for this:

Fleetwwod Mac shocked that Stevie Nicks is arrested for armed robbery!

curse you admins

the_chief		2009-01-23 06:30:22 PM

Stevie Nicks wanted for questioning.

Sarcastica75		2009-01-23 06:30:55 PM

the_chief: Stevie Nicks wanted for questioning.

/+1

Legojetalien		2009-01-23 06:39:23 PM

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease
I had a much better headline for this:

I have no idea wtf you're referring to. Better headline idea failz.

Drake21734		2009-01-23 06:41:17 PM

When they were trying to get him to confess all he said was Naaaaaah.

The_Sponge		2009-01-23 06:47:28 PM

Are you guilty?

Naaaaaah.

GonzoNihilist		2009-01-23 06:49:40 PM

Come out with your hands up

ViolentHippy		2009-01-23 06:55:35 PM

Obligatory, at least to me

mikalmd		2009-01-23 06:55:45 PM

I'm not sure , but I think everyone involved in this case may just be a little "bat shait crazy"...

neongoats		2009-01-23 07:02:03 PM

Free the goats!

VikingQuestFan42		2009-01-23 07:07:57 PM

Stevie Nicks turns to a life of crime to save her failing business "Stevie Nicks' Fajita Round-up"

Mongo cut wood		2009-01-23 07:29:43 PM

I'm sure the cops will probe that goat's butt till he confesses.

Rakishi		2009-01-23 07:45:45 PM

mikalmd: I'm not sure , but I think everyone involved in this case may just be a little "bat shait crazy"...

I was thinking more along the lines of "bribed heavily" as in "hey, you can have this money if you tell everyone you couldn't catch me cause I turned into a goat."

DrGunsforHands		2009-01-23 07:46:30 PM

Funny, I just took the G.O.A.T. in Fallout 3. Told me I was going to be the vault's new chaplain.

YixilTesiphon		2009-01-23 07:47:30 PM

Rakishi: mikalmd: I'm not sure , but I think everyone involved in this case may just be a little "bat shait crazy"...

I was thinking more along the lines of "bribed heavily" as in "hey, you can have this money if you tell everyone you couldn't catch me cause I turned into a goat."

That's the most sensible cause I can think of.

GeeksAreMyPeeps		2009-01-23 08:13:03 PM

Obscure?

carrot		2009-01-23 09:08:51 PM

You don't se.

churlish moldwarp		2009-01-23 09:12:36 PM

Goat?

RoxtarRyan		2009-01-23 09:41:24 PM

Hello Friend,

I am Sir Eetalottacans. I bring with you bad news, as I am currently as of today now being help prisoner in my native land. The cause of my imprisonment is unjust, and face certain death over BBQ. I have named to me under my family's estate $20 million USD in cans of all shapes and sizes. However, I am currently as of today now being help prisoner. I will most likely be put to death without trial or jewelry in the next few days.

I do not want my estate to be fallen under my corrupt governments hands. I hope to give this money to someone more good. I hope to send my estate to someone who will feed their own family with it, as I can no longer use it to feed my own.

Please send me your bank account info, and perhaps some hay. They do not feed me well here, as the cans are washed thoroughly and are really really small.

God Bless,

Sir Eetalottacans

DenisVengeance		2009-01-23 11:06:26 PM

Say hello to your mother for me.
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supernaturaltoe		2009-01-24 12:15:40 AM

Sarcastica75: MOAT GOATS!

GIS for "moat goat"

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heh heh

toraque		2009-01-24 12:25:58 AM

Sarcastica75: MOAT GOATS!

Actually, a moat filled with trained mountain goats sounds like a halfway decent defense system in Dwarf Fortress.

/backed up with magma fountains of course

just4now88		2009-01-24 02:18:07 AM

Ok I know in this country stuff like this sounds ridiculous. But stuff like this does happen in Nigeria. I grew up there. There is a LOT of black magic practised down there especially in the rural areas.

People routinely kill strangers or even family members because they've been told that some body (typically a witch doctor as they're called) can make them rich if they bring in a human head. Some of these people do get rich but either die tragically or are surrounded by tragedy. This may sound fake or fictitious but it's something that you'll have to see to believe.

Jeff73		2009-01-24 02:46:33 AM

just4now88: Some of these people do get rich but either die tragically or are surrounded by tragedy. This may sound fake or fictitious but it's something that you'll have to see to believe.

It doesn't require witchcraft to predict that someone who is willing to cut off a stranger's head for money is likely to achieve both wealth and tragedy.