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(Worcester Telegram)   Prospective juror brings 4 ounces of coke with her, gets busted trying to sell it at lunchbreak   ( divider line
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2001-08-30 11:40:01 AM  
topsies??? Somehow it doesn't surprise me that this happened back east.....

waiting for the flames to start

2001-08-30 11:44:34 AM  
Wow, that's a lot of smack.
2001-08-30 11:51:59 AM  
Mmmmm, cocaine.
2001-08-30 12:05:02 PM  
Real bright girl there.
2001-08-30 12:08:02 PM  
Who posted this story? Just wondering since I'm in the Worcester area. Yea thats not too smart, this is the second one like this in a few weeks. Wasn't there some kid who was going to court for possesion, and when he went to pull something out of his pocket, he dropped a bag of dope? Some people have no smarts.
2001-08-30 12:13:30 PM  
Johnny Cochran will probably defend them and say...

"They had to sell dope,
Because they had no hope."
2001-08-30 12:24:26 PM  
I have served on a jury twice. TRUST ME, you need coke just to stay awake, ephedrine/caffeine just dosen't cut it. BWAHAAAHAHAHA ( there's a joke there if you look carefully)
2001-08-30 01:02:51 PM  
Can't we all just remember-that-shiat-about-gittin'-a-
be-one-of-the real-Rodney's-peers along?
2001-08-30 01:19:47 PM  
is it possible for these people to make it through life to 50?
2001-08-30 01:35:11 PM  
id dont see why not... unless they OD on their "supplies" :p
2001-08-30 01:44:02 PM  
I went to jury duty in Worcester a couple of weeks ago and I couldn't get anyone to sell me smack. All I could get were pop-rocks.
2001-08-30 01:51:58 PM  
This could be the basis of a funny, "Good Idea/Bad Idea":

Good Idea:
Serving on a jury

Bad Idea:
Serving narcotics while on a jury
2001-08-30 01:56:54 PM  
nice one! =)
2001-08-30 02:05:48 PM  
Irascible - that wasn't a good joke :).
2001-08-30 11:38:50 PM  
Was it laced with rat poison?
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