Orgasmatron138: Psumek: Huskadoodle: What faction of society will be cool to hate next year?

10 bucks on Mormons

Ha! For once I'm ahead of the curve.

My Magical Underwear of +1 Morality and +2 Temptation Defense will protect me!

One day we will ask for help and you will look down from your Celestial Kingdom and whisper "no"

Zero pullovers, zero tickets in 20 years of driving. Beige Corolla. And, oh yeah, not speeding. Yeah, it's boring. Less boring, to me, than working more hours to pay for more expensive insurance.

Closest I ever came was one time I had a near-emergency run to pick someone up at the airport and forgot my wallet. Realized this at the tollbooth. Trooper gives me an envelope and asks me to mail in the toll. White male boring car privilege, ftw!

At the same time, I would like to know the associated likelihood of getting ticketed if one drives a Ford F250, particularly if the truck is "lifted."

/hates those goddamned rednecks and their big trucks

Lumber Jack Off: 80 - 85 in a 70 mph zone. sorry... but if 10-15 mph over isn't fast enough for you, you can suck my dick.

The passing lane is called the passing lane for a reason, I hate when people drive in the passing lane, like there are multiple lanes just for the hell of it.

Infernal Wedgie: At the same time, I would like to know the associated likelihood of getting ticketed if one drives a Ford F250, particularly if the truck is "lifted."

/hates those goddamned rednecks and their big trucks

Dunno about tickets, but the DUI likelihood is up there.

/Sir, would you climb down from there and put your hands on the axle. . .

never odd or even: snake_beater: CnFlght: 4 POINT 63 times greater.

Subby needs new glasses

Math is hard, isn't it?

/4.63x = 463%

Maybe I'll get some fail from saying this but doesn't 4.63 times more really mean 363% more? Because if you say 100% more you mean 2 times more. 200% more means 3 times more, and so on..

Congratulations professor. Now you're sure to get all the really hot chicks.

\actually, don't expect anyone to care
\\being right is like truth, rare as it is, the supply is usually in excess of the demand

What are the real advantages of having a hummer over having a truck?

...Hummer drivers are 463% way more likely to get a ticket... FTFY'all

/Middle child, can't stand a fight
//Hummer drivers suck
///All drivers, I mean
////No offense

Evil Ghandi: Can't stand the farkers that drive these. I can understand the need for them in rough terrain...but you live in the farking suburbs. Drive a normal car or truck.

Ah yes. We should all drive what poor tools want us to drive. The same tools whose envy drives their hatred. At least be consistent. Tahoes and Suburbans share chassis, engine and have similar fuel mileage with the H2. Why not hate them too?

/unless you ride a bicycle exclusively, you should shut your hypocritical pie-hole and buy your gasoline like the rest of us.

Orgasmatron138: What are the real advantages of having a hummer over having a truck?

Instant Gratification

Orgasmatron138: What are the real advantages of having a hummer over having a truck?

It affords you instant douchebag status.

Lawnchair: Zero pullovers, zero tickets in 20 years of driving. Beige Corolla. And, oh yeah, not speeding. Yeah, it's boring.

"Can you believe it? It almost seems like those folks were making fun of ol' steady Neddy! Some people like chunky peanut butter, some like smooth. Mmm-hmm, and some people just steer clear of that whole hornet's nest! I'll stick with just plain white bread, thank you very much, maybe with a glass of water on the side for dippin'!"

/Even the boy in the bubble had a deck of cards
//j/k///

CnFlght: 4 POINT 63 times greater.

Subby needs new glasses

10/10

You scored a crapload of bites with that!

/I mean, no one can seriously be that stupid, can they?

schadenfreudian: Evil Ghandi: Can't stand the farkers that drive these. I can understand the need for them in rough terrain...but you live in the farking suburbs. Drive a normal car or truck.

Ah yes. We should all drive what poor tools want us to drive. The same tools whose envy drives their hatred. At least be consistent. Tahoes and Suburbans share chassis, engine and have similar fuel mileage with the H2. Why not hate them too?

/unless you ride a bicycle exclusively, you should shut your hypocritical pie-hole and buy your gasoline like the rest of us.

They're hated too. Anything that needs two spots to park in is always driven by a tool.

/and usually driven by a 95lb woman

I drive a tan chevey S10.


/only been pulled over twice
// got off with a verbal warning both times

cowgirl toffee: Got damnit, Bandit!

Noticed that myself.

rjw25: I drive a tan chevey S10.


/only been pulled over twice
// got off with a verbal warning both times

Red,
they leave me alone.

Iblis824: snake_beater: CnFlght: 4 POINT 63 times greater.

Subby needs new glasses

Math is hard, isn't it?

/4.63x = 463%

Only if you use math.

That coward David Lopan: 463% is the same as 4.63 TIMES (i.e. 200%, twice as likely). Math. Learn it.

Ah...so much FAIL, so little time.

I'll have all of you know that I own two Hummers and the only complaint my wife has about my manhood is that there isn't enough lube in the house to get it all the way in.

/in before someone says it and means it
//totally gay
///totally drives a corolla
////but you don't have to drive an SUV to hate cyclists
//walk the piece of crap across streets, douchebags

Author needs new glasses.

I think it's basically because Hummer owners are 463% more likely to be retarded egomaniacs who are way above petty things like traffic laws.

Orgasmatron138: What are the real advantages of having a hummer over having a truck?

The only place in a truck big enough to hold a douchbag that big is the bed.

Lawnchair: Zero pullovers, zero tickets in 20 years of driving. Beige Corolla. And, oh yeah, not speeding. Yeah, it's boring. Less boring, to me, than working more hours to pay for more expensive insurance.

I got my 3-point ticket for making a right on a yellow light. Saturday night, I'm driving a piece of crap, and the cop apparently had spent his high school career getting beat up on a daily basis and takes it out on the community. My passenger was furious that a ticket could be handed out for a fabricated reason, but at that point there's really nothing that can be done.

I have a truck that says "RACING" in huge letters down the side and the times that it's on the roads it's like the police don't even see it. The POS Honda is a damn ticket magnet.

I'm sorry, I cant hear you over the sound of my v8.

Submitter sounds poor, and angry that they can only afford their 93 toyota corolla.

Apparently they aren't even good at being big metal boxes.

Psumek: Huskadoodle: What faction of society will be cool to hate next year?

10 bucks on Mormons

Its been cool to hate mormons since 1820.

Lucidz: Submitter sounds poor, and angry that they can only afford their 93 toyota corolla.

Corollas are respectable cars.... *snickers*

/my V8 is bigger then yours

Everytime I hear about people who attack SUV drivers, I think of people sitting at starbucks all day (I love starbucks btw) with thier laptops open and writing articles. When they leave, the get into these cars that were manufactured in 1970, that probably guzzle as much or more than hummers.

H_is_for_Heretic: Apparently they aren't even good at being big metal boxes.

no crap. That bus looks like it's in tip top shape.

Infernal Wedgie: At the same time, I would like to know the associated likelihood of getting ticketed if one drives a Ford F250, particularly if the truck is "lifted."

/hates those goddamned rednecks and their big trucks

No tickets in my F-250 - diesel is still $1/gal more than gasoline and fuel mileage drops fairly quickly above 70mph. Even more so when you have 6 tons connected to the rear end. Being able to stop is fairly important too...

/No lift here - lifted trucks are too hard to load and can't tow properly.

Hummers drivers can be irritating, but their douchebaggery doesn't even approach the levels of these types of idiots:





/ Tree-hugging, whale-humping, granola-munching, Birkenstock-wearing, non-bathing, shiatty VW love-bus-painting hippies are the most inconsiderate drivers.
//The stench of patchouli and B.O. in that bus must be horrific.
///And don't even get me started on the Beatles.
////Jeebus

kayakingbunnie: Lucidz: Submitter sounds poor, and angry that they can only afford their 93 toyota corolla.

Corollas are respectable cars.... *snickers*

/my V8 is bigger then yours

Mine is a 5.7 liter. Whatchu got!

/my second car is a 97 tercel

kayakingbunnie: Orgasmatron138: What are the real advantages of having a hummer over having a truck?

Instant Gratification

Especially for Presidents.

Those Hummer drivers are 463% more likely to get a ticket than the rest of us

...and are 97% less likely to receive an actual hummer because they drive one.

I don't care what you drive, only that you know how to drive. There's too damn many people with drivers licenses that have no business behind the wheel.

If you pick a vehicle that's a high profile target for law enforcement, slow down/obey traffic laws or get pulled over a lot and pay higher insurance. Simple really.

\2 tickets in the last 20 years
\\last one was 5 years ago (semaphore violation)
\\\passat wagon if you must know

Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions: ////Jeebus

is that albany?

LordZorch: Vehicles that SHOULD get the most tickets, based on the proven idiocy of their drivers:

Volvo
Subaru
Volkswagon
Minivans
Anything considered to be "green"

I tend to agree with theese, but you left out BWM,
BMW drivers are the biggest Asses on the road, yes, the motobikes as well! Subarus come in second because here in PDX Every farking Hippy and their brother drives one so you are apt to run in to poor drivers.

RevLovejoy: Those Hummer drivers are 463% more likely to get a ticket than the rest of us

...and are 97% less likely to receive an actual hummer because they drive one.

Keep telling yourself that.

Girls like guys who can afford expensive cars. More at 11.

Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions: Tree-hugging, whale-humping, granola-munching, Birkenstock-wearing, non-bathing, shiatty VW love-bus-painting hippies are the most inconsiderate drivers.

I agree...how in the fark does a '72 microbus pass emissions testing?

kayakingbunnie: Lucidz: Submitter sounds poor, and angry that they can only afford their 93 toyota corolla.

Corollas are respectable cars.... *snickers*

/my V8 is bigger then yours

But is it louder?



/Modified. Cat's are for Pussies.

DrewFL: I agree...how in the fark does a '72 microbus pass emissions testing?

Being Grandfatherd; the same reason folks can drive arround their MOPAR cars.