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(WFTV Orlando)   Man arrested for the 190th time. Only 10 more to go and he gets a free 6 inch sub at Subway   (wftv.com) divider line 64
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2009-01-22 11:36:35 AM
Five.

Five dollah.

Five dollah foot loooong.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOT LOOOOOONG.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOT LOOOOOONG.


FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOOOOOT LOOOOOOOOONG
 
2009-01-22 12:00:06 PM
I have, incidentally, perfected the 5 Dollah Foot Long dance. I begin by standing with my feet at shoulder width. On the "five," I shift my weight onto my right foot and hold up my right hand with my fingers outstretched. I count in my head (2, 3, 4), then shift my weight onto my left foot and hold up my left hand, again with fingers outstretched, for the "five dollah." I again count in my head (2, 3, 4), and during this count re-center my weight and curl both hands into fists. Then, on the "Five dollah," I pulse my hands quickly, open-close, open-close. I also bounce slightly on my knees. Then I turn my palms to face one another, approximating one foot in distance, and bounce them slightly as I turn my head skyward and close my eyes to slits. I croon like a wolf, "Foot looooong," then do a little circle.

I'm ready for my commercial debut, baby.
 
2009-01-22 12:03:25 PM
Pocket Ninja: I have, incidentally, perfected the 5 Dollah Foot Long dance. I begin by standing with my feet at shoulder width. On the "five," I shift my weight onto my right foot and hold up my right hand with my fingers outstretched. I count in my head (2, 3, 4), then shift my weight onto my left foot and hold up my left hand, again with fingers outstretched, for the "five dollah." I again count in my head (2, 3, 4), and during this count re-center my weight and curl both hands into fists. Then, on the "Five dollah," I pulse my hands quickly, open-close, open-close. I also bounce slightly on my knees. Then I turn my palms to face one another, approximating one foot in distance, and bounce them slightly as I turn my head skyward and close my eyes to slits. I croon like a wolf, "Foot looooong," then do a little circle.

I'm ready for my commercial debut, baby.


Do that naked and then we're talking!
 
2009-01-22 12:09:54 PM
www.mugshots.com

"amateur"
 
2009-01-22 12:10:03 PM
Hell, he probably got his free six-incher on his first visit
 
2009-01-22 12:10:31 PM
He's been in jail 190 times, I'm sure he's gotten all the free 6 inchers he can handle and then some.
 
2009-01-22 12:12:13 PM
johnny_vegas: Do that naked and then we're talking!

I might have to double or triple my fee, but that could probably be arranged.
 
2009-01-22 12:12:36 PM
Pocket Ninja: Five.

Five dollah.

Five dollah foot loooong.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOT LOOOOOONG.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOT LOOOOOONG.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOOOOOT LOOOOOOOOONG


lol
 
2009-01-22 12:13:21 PM
sonicfluid
He's been in jail 190 times, I'm sure he's gotten all the free 6 inchers he can handle and then some.

But has he tried the meatball?
 
2009-01-22 12:14:10 PM
Pocket Ninja: Five.

Five dollah.

Five dollah foot loooong.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOT LOOOOOONG.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOT LOOOOOONG.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOOOOOT LOOOOOOOOONG


No, no, no. By these calulations he won't get the foot-long until he reaches 400 arrests.

Geesh.
 
2009-01-22 12:14:13 PM
Pocket Ninja: Five.

Five dollah.

Five dollah foot loooong.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOT LOOOOOONG.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOT LOOOOOONG.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOOOOOT LOOOOOOOOONG


am i the only one in western civilization that absolutely hates this commercial?
 
2009-01-22 12:14:59 PM
oh..OK I see you're referring to that comedy classic where someone is obsessed with tying to get a free 'sub' by purchasing many of that same item and completing a verifiable docket of some kind.


/very funny you
 
2009-01-22 12:15:01 PM
stir22: am i the only one in western civilization that absolutely hates this commercial?

No.
 
2009-01-22 12:17:24 PM
sonicfluid
He's been in jail 190 times, I'm sure he's gotten all the free 6 inchers he can handle and then some


A footlong is 12 inches, genius.
 
2009-01-22 12:18:21 PM
Reminds me of a girlfriend who asked me to give her nine inches, and make it hurt.

So I stuck it in three times, and punched her in the face.
 
2009-01-22 12:18:27 PM
Pocket Ninja: Five.

Five dollah.

Five dollah foot loooong meluvyoulong tiiiiiime.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOT LOOOOOONG MELUVYOULONG TIIIIME.



FTW
 
2009-01-22 12:18:44 PM
That coward David Lopan: sonicfluid
He's been in jail 190 times, I'm sure he's gotten all the free 6 inchers he can handle and then some

A footlong is 12 inches, genius.


depends on who does the math, a guy or a chick
 
2009-01-22 12:19:07 PM
Tyrone Biggums: stir22: am i the only one in western civilization that absolutely hates this commercial?

No.


Seconded.

Dear god, those commercials are horrible. Every time I see one it makes me want to drive down to the nearest Subway and punch a "Sandwich Artist" in the face.
 
2009-01-22 12:19:32 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2009-01-22 12:20:34 PM
That coward David Lopan:

A footlong is 12 inches, genius.


Well, I'm not folding it in half for anybody!
 
2009-01-22 12:21:09 PM
Shame on all of you who assumed this guy was black!

www.dc.state.fl.us
 
2009-01-22 12:25:39 PM
OK glad to see the "he prolly already got 6 inches" angle is covered.

And apparently there is a commercial I havent seen yet. I'll consider myself lucky.
 
2009-01-22 12:26:23 PM
stir22: Pocket Ninja: Five.

Five dollah.

Five dollah foot loooong.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOT LOOOOOONG.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOT LOOOOOONG.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOOOOOT LOOOOOOOOONG

am i the only one in western civilization that absolutely hates this commercial?


You are NOT alone.
 
2009-01-22 12:26:43 PM
Tyrone Biggums: stir22: am i the only one in western civilization that absolutely hates this commercial?

No.


NO!
 
2009-01-22 12:31:10 PM
Pocket Ninja: Cute, heh...
 
2009-01-22 12:31:31 PM
HL : "Man arrested for the 190th time.
Only 10 more to go and he gets a free 6 inch sub at Subway "


It's a scam.
To get the "free" sub he still has to buy a soda.
 
2009-01-22 12:32:45 PM
people_are_chumps: Unavailable for comment.

I tried to submit this with a Henry Earl ref in the headline and was denied... Seriously Fark I know my headlines are lame and unfunny but why cant I get a greenlight? I guess I'm just not worthy...

/Sad face
 
2009-01-22 12:35:02 PM
Incidently, Henry Earl has been out of jail for 3 months (new window) after announcing he was going on rehab! go go Henry!
 
2009-01-22 12:37:33 PM
you'd think after the 20th time, they'd realize he was a bit of a trouble-maker.

you'd think that after the 100th they'd just go ahead and throw away the key.

/DRTFA
 
2009-01-22 12:38:18 PM
The fact that you can be arrested 190 times and still be out of jail is nuts.
 
2009-01-22 12:39:46 PM
Bob Ondeeznuts: "amateur"

Came here to say this.

Thread over btw.
Good job Bob
 
2009-01-22 12:40:32 PM
Farkage: Tyrone Biggums: stir22: am i the only one in western civilization that absolutely hates this commercial?

No.

NO!



thank you all. every time i hear that mother farkin' commercial i want to find that limp dick numb fark jared cocksucker who such made a fortune by being a fat fark and losing weight and rip out his farking spleen.

/thanks, feel better
 
2009-01-22 12:40:37 PM
Farkage: Tyrone Biggums: stir22: am i the only one in western civilization that absolutely hates this commercial?

No.

NO!


hell no
 
2009-01-22 12:41:45 PM
stir22: am i the only one in western civilization that absolutely hates this commercial?

I freaking hate it. Whoever writes these mind-invading jingles should be put down. I'm not sure if they should be in Bolgia 1 or 2 of the Eighth Circle of Hell.
 
2009-01-22 12:49:23 PM
Whenever I see that commercial I want to punch the Commercial Designers where it hurts. With a tire iron.
 
2009-01-22 12:53:11 PM
home.comcast.net

/impressed
 
2009-01-22 01:00:14 PM
sonicfluid: He's been in jail 190 times, I'm sure he's gotten all the free 6 inchers he can handle and then some.

190 arrests does not equal 190 jail terms. I imagine most of his arrests are for misdemeanors.
 
2009-01-22 01:05:21 PM
BOCA RATON, Fla. -- Police say a 46-year-old man was arrested for the 190th time in Florida this week.

190 times this week??? And it's only Thursday. I did the math and this guy's getting arrested appx 40 times a day! Florida must have the most efficient police booking system in the nation.
 
2009-01-22 01:07:42 PM
damn he does stuff like carjacking and he still is not in jail? Nice.
 
2009-01-22 01:08:53 PM
stir22: Pocket Ninja: Five.

Five dollah.

Five dollah foot loooong.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOT LOOOOOONG.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOT LOOOOOONG.

FIVE

FIVE DOLLAH

FIVE DOLLAH FOOOOOOT LOOOOOOOOONG

am i the only one in western civilization that absolutely hates this commercial?


No you are not, i hate it more than you do!
 
2009-01-22 01:13:20 PM
FTFA: Authorities arrested Henry Farrell after he tried to carjack a man outside a Boca Raton coffee shop. Police said Farrell threatened to kill the man after he refused to give Farrell a ride.

Damn this guy rocks. "GIVE ME A RIDE OR I'LL CUT YOU!!!!"

/you'd have to assume that line worked before or he wouldn't try it again
 
2009-01-22 01:24:54 PM
well, he'll get a free six-inch something, anyway...my bet it doesn't come from subway, though I'm sure it'll ride in his tunnel.
 
2009-01-22 01:26:11 PM
Thank God for maximum_jack or I would have left disappointed.

/That's m'cocaine, Terry!
 
2009-01-22 01:27:59 PM
When I was arrested for a suspended license in RI. We got a 6" sub, soda and chips for lunch in the county hold while waiting to see the judge.

Well, I guess after fines and court costs it was the most expensive sub EVAR!
 
2009-01-22 01:30:05 PM
maximum_jack: /impressed

I DIDN'T EVEN GET MY SUCKOFF
 
2009-01-22 01:45:00 PM
That coward David Lopan: sonicfluid
He's been in jail 190 times, I'm sure he's gotten all the free 6 inchers he can handle and then some

A footlong is 12 inches, genius.


and the headline said "6 inch sub" not "footlong". who's the genius now?

/not me
 
2009-01-22 01:55:24 PM
The comments after the article are quite sad since the article clearly states "struggled with severe mental illness" and all of the comments are about 3 strikes or someone shooting him. Nothing about having compassion for the mentally ill, how about treatment for the illness? How about having him committed? The fact that he has been able to be arrested 190 times tells me more about how farked up Florida is than anything else. "Yeah, he's crazy, lets put him in jail to get raped a few times and see if that cures him."

sigh.
 
2009-01-22 02:12:53 PM
If at first you don't succeed...
 
2009-01-22 02:18:20 PM
MooseBayou: Reminds me of a girlfriend who asked me to give her nine inches, and make it hurt.

So I stuck it in three times, and punched her in the face.


That joke was great!

//when I heard it the first time
//in 5th grade
 
2009-01-22 02:23:51 PM
madgordy: The comments after the article are quite sad since the article clearly states "struggled with severe mental illness" and all of the comments are about 3 strikes or someone shooting him. Nothing about having compassion for the mentally ill, how about treatment for the illness? How about having him committed? The fact that he has been able to be arrested 190 times tells me more about how farked up Florida is than anything else. "Yeah, he's crazy, lets put him in jail to get raped a few times and see if that cures him."

sigh.


Niiice Troll... This is Fark not PSY101. Now lighten up Francis.
 
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