I wish they would tell us what brand it was.
I realize it could have been many different types, but I need to know.

I'll help you clean up that beer.

CHUG CHUG CHUG

About five minutes later, Riordan said, there was a second crash at the scene.
A 1997 GMC pickup hit the semi trailer, coming to a stop about 8 feet inside the trailer.

This clever man knew what he was doing

I'm not giving up that easily! Quick, someone get me a sponge!

Its like a million drunks cried out...and were silenced

"...deputies were instrumental in cleaning up the crash site and controlling traffic"

Jazz sucks.

The sheriff said they'da had it cleaned up in an hour if it wasn't for all those people licking the highway.

antidisestablishmentarianism: JPOrgan: "...deputies were instrumental in cleaning up the crash site and controlling traffic"

Jazz sucks.

I didn't know someone covered Bob Marley acoustic.

Like cheese on a hillbilly nutsack, bro.

*insert Home Simpson scream*

sistersue: *insert Home Simpson scream*

Homer*


D'OH!!

Notice to Floridians: take the straw out of your nose, insert into mouth, and walk up the highway.

They would have started drinking it, but it was Keystone.

200 kegs of beer in the road

200 kegs of beer

stand one up

tap it and poor

199 kegs of beer in the road

199 kegs of beer in the road

199 kegs of beer.....

Elvis_Pelt: This is why you should always travel with a tap in your car. Even one of those pump jobbies.

Exactly what i came to say. Well, except the part about those pump jobbies. Those POSs only as a last resort.

Oh, come on. I doubt more than 1 in 10 Floridians keeps a keg tap in their car.

That suds

Too far away for me to make it even if I had heard about this earlier.

Once upon a time I drove a beer delivery wagon. I forgot to put the side door down while loading and when I made the U turn in the lot to load the other side I dumped many cases of beer. In glass bottles. The whole damn lot had a head on it. Not only had to clean the mess up but had to account for every bottle so the FL taxes could be removed. And the loss of product and Oh The Humanity!

The manager just laughed and said everyone did it once. Do it twice and you would be out of work though.

Why?
Why? Lawdy why?
Why didnt that happen on I275 and I75?
Half my high school and i could of helped the clean up efforts.

Funny headline.

was there a fark party I didn't hear about?


/thirsty

ya see? this is karma happening...

all you farkers that think florida is such a horrible state to live in, and i bet you've never had to the oppurtunity to pillage kegs of beer!

/would have
//if i were closer
///like black people on watermelon

wildcardjack: Oh, come on. I doubt more than 1 in 10 Floridians keeps a keg tap in their car.

the kegerator is at the house, moran

tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

Huskadoodle: 200 kegs of beer in the road

200 kegs of beer

stand one up

tap it and poor

199 kegs of beer in the road

199 kegs of beer in the road

199 kegs of beer.....

You hotard, that will be in my head all day now... which doesn't help since I'm sick, and because I'm in Iraq and can't haz beer. *WAAAAAAH*
/still made me laugh though, so thanks! :-)

The driver of the pickup, Perry M. Hull, 53, of Paulding, Ohio, had to be extracted from his truck.

Isn't the word extricated?

Dear God NO! Say it ain't SO!

/link is hot! hot! hot!

Goddamn preview...unfetchable URL my ass...

Try this then:



OH THE HUMANITY!


/link is no longer hot. Found on GIS, stolen and re-hosted. Unfetch that, biatch.

I-75 is accident prone, seriously

Give me a keg of beer! Oh really....on I-75? Ah, nevermind then.

Submitted this three days ago.

Subby fails miserably for not mentioning that the Fire Chief is named Boozer.