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		Guy leaving liquor store backs up into parked car, then smashes into store window, through a fence, into a wall, another window, and finally a tree. No word if alcohol was involved (blogs.tampabay.com)		39
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Diogenes		2009-01-21 11:49:37 AM

Oh, like you've never had to execute a 6 point K turn.

No YOU'RE a Towel		2009-01-21 12:16:27 PM

Everyone's a critic.

MarshWoman		2009-01-21 12:36:35 PM

Ta da!

kblair4		2009-01-21 01:10:20 PM

"It's an 88-Magnum. This goes through armor. And through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside..."

idrow		2009-01-21 02:13:14 PM

Ah, Florida...America's retarded child.

Bluemule688		2009-01-21 02:14:12 PM

Did he hit the pace car too??

/Cole Trickle's Uncle?

jackiepaper		2009-01-21 02:16:14 PM

Guy leaving liquor store backs up into parked car, then smashes into store window, through a fence, into a wall, another window, and finally a tree...nothing but net!

ArnoldBabar		2009-01-21 02:17:17 PM

Bluemule688: Did he hit the pace car too??

/Cole Trickle's Uncle?

Rubbin's racin'.

Sarcastic_Twit		2009-01-21 02:17:50 PM

The bystanders yanked him out of the car but he's charged with leaving the scene?

phlegmmo		2009-01-21 02:19:53 PM

He made it to jail minutes after midnight.

Fortunately, he left one glass slipper at the ball for later identification.

gruntriter		2009-01-21 02:20:16 PM

idrow: Ah, Florida...America's retarded child.

we Floridians prefer "special" thank you very much.

Stephen_Falken		2009-01-21 02:24:46 PM

....while projectile vomiting.

/the aristocrats

wiseguy26		2009-01-21 02:24:55 PM

Sounds like a typical Tuesday night to me!

Mose		2009-01-21 02:28:06 PM

This would actually make a decent t shirt...

blicero		2009-01-21 02:28:12 PM

Are the Beer Nuts ok?

CaptSacto		2009-01-21 02:33:37 PM

Sarcastic_Twit: The bystanders yanked him out of the car but he's charged with leaving the scene?

/leaving the FIRST scene
/and the second
/and the third

Noah's Arcade		2009-01-21 02:42:48 PM

But first - ugu!

bishop6042		2009-01-21 02:43:39 PM

The Driver in Question (new window)

Sarcastic_Twit		2009-01-21 02:45:25 PM

CaptSacto: Sarcastic_Twit: The bystanders yanked him out of the car but he's charged with leaving the scene?

/leaving the FIRST scene
/and the second
/and the third

Ohhhhhh. I just considered it all one big happy farmer's market scene.

Sin_City_Superhero		2009-01-21 02:49:04 PM

Dad?

Fat_Head_Carl		2009-01-21 03:00:34 PM

Nothing but net

iamgoz		2009-01-21 03:04:29 PM

Subbys headline is full of win, Needs pic to make tshirt complete

GreenSun		2009-01-21 03:05:47 PM

He's part of the Billy Joel fan club.

LewDux		2009-01-21 03:08:48 PM

Was his name Nordberg?

Thusly Farked		2009-01-21 03:14:05 PM

I have to say this is a very well-written article.

up2nfg		2009-01-21 03:14:33 PM

How'd he get out of the liquor store without shattering anything? Inquiring minds...

Monster Rod Von Hugenstein		2009-01-21 03:16:26 PM

idrow: Ah, Florida...America's retarded child.

I thought Florida was America's wang..

lewismarktwo		2009-01-21 03:23:58 PM

Remember kids: If you have any booze on you when you're about to be breathalizered, swig that shiat down in front of the cops. That way later (after they 'resisting arrestalize' your face) you can pay a lawyer to demand the court prove you were drunk before you swigged.

culebra		2009-01-21 03:57:36 PM

TorqueToad		2009-01-21 04:33:33 PM

iamgoz: Subbys headline is full of win, Needs pic to make tshirt complete

Missing the "Ta da!"

BiffWebster		2009-01-21 05:29:30 PM

Thank FSM nobody said "The Aristocrats!". People overuse that phrase so much its not even funny anymore. I think a lot of people forgot what warrants its use. This type of stuff keeps me up at night damnit!

Uchiha_Cycliste		2009-01-21 05:48:26 PM

The Aristocrats!

Gunz_drawn		2009-01-21 06:11:57 PM

C'Mon, its Tampa Bay. Give'm some love.

Flragnararch		2009-01-21 10:00:20 PM

I know you do it just to be a gigantic douchnozzle of a trollfag, but read up on your humour history here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats

berylman		2009-01-22 12:41:35 AM

Grandfather-in-law?

/Half niece-with a cousin ? Shelby? Dabney? You out there!?

wmdkitty		2009-01-22 02:01:25 AM

Dude, it's FLORIDA -- there's ALWAYS alcohol involved!

/bothered to RTF thread
//Haven't LOL'd this hard in a while
///Dad just gave me a funny look

LiteWerk		2009-01-22 03:46:30 AM

I'm getting the idea that he quickly downed some of the Al-Key-Hol before putting the car in gear to drive away.

/what a crashfest
//and, he did a bang-up job!

Hop-Frog		2009-01-22 05:30:39 AM

This may be the best drunk story EVAR! Epic!

Flori-DAH		2009-01-22 10:02:06 AM

gruntriter: idrow: Ah, Florida...America's retarded child.

we Floridians prefer "special" thank you very much.

America's idiots just keep rolling downhill here to Flori-DAH!

/Please be sure to check your IQ at the GA/FL border..you wont be needing it.

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