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(Via FT)   Woman follows Jesus after her muddy dog leaves Christ's image on towel   (tennessean.com) divider line 85
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2001-08-30 08:37:13 AM
No pic? Come on, we all wanna see the muddy holy one... :)
 
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2001-08-30 08:40:07 AM
I don't know about Jebus, but I'd follow this ass anywhere.

 
2001-08-30 08:44:39 AM
Jesus is that dirty rag on the wall?
 
2001-08-30 08:46:55 AM
In a related story, Mrs. Harris also pulled out her photograph dated May 16 1996, which clearly showed an image of St. Ignatious of Loyola in her morning bowel movement.

She claims it occured the morning after eating a box of Manischewitz Matzo Balls with a bottle of Blue Nun.
 
2001-08-30 08:48:49 AM
what the hell is the point of this article if they're not gonna show the towel?
 
2001-08-30 08:56:07 AM
The towel is on the wall in that picture of the idiot and her dog. Looks like a muddy towel to me. It could be Elvis, though....
 
2001-08-30 09:03:14 AM
I have a bunch of used toilet paper that looks like the twelve disciples.
 
2001-08-30 09:14:49 AM
I want a date with this Ginny Harris chick. She'll obviously believe anything.

"Ginny, repeat after me...Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. That's it honey, move up and down just a bit faster. It's for the Lord you know."
 
2001-08-30 09:22:56 AM
...umm... that dirty thing on the wall... kind of looks like a dog's ass, no?
 
2001-08-30 09:24:37 AM
That ass up there ain't round enough. Looks like a dudes ass, girls that eat a lot of butter have nice round asses.
 
2001-08-30 09:25:56 AM
Shouldn't the tab say stupid???
 
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2001-08-30 09:27:47 AM
Albert

Nah, I like my ladies in shape. I can't do those big fat Oprah asses.
 
2001-08-30 09:32:37 AM
Albert and Fb-...

Watch out! When BinkyBinky sees this, she/he/it will be coming after your ass! (See comments in 'Lobster' post)
 
2001-08-30 09:39:34 AM
I left a stain of the Virgin Mary on my sheets yesterday. I believe! I believe!
 
2001-08-30 09:41:38 AM
"There are no sketches, paintings or photographs showing what Jesus looked like."

Photographs!? Now that would be a miracle.
 
2001-08-30 09:45:24 AM
I've got photographs of Jesus working at the 7-11, and at the gasstation cleaning my windshield. He's 5'4 and only speaks Spanish.
 
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-08-30 09:49:58 AM
no wonder, this muddy image came from an all WHITE GERMAN SHEPHERD, they have problems. Now, if it was a sable or a black and tan bi color, or even a black and tan sadle, you'd be able to tell the image was jesus. white german shepherds are MISTAKES. gimmie a pretty shepherd like this one:


that's our dog Basko, he's a REAL german shepherd, available at stud to approved biatches.
 
2001-08-30 09:50:31 AM
Sebas: Jesus is everywhere and he speaks all languages. Even a little Klingon.
 
2001-08-30 09:52:27 AM
Fb -

Not fat asses just rounder asses, you know, with a little roundness to them. That girl up there may as well be a guy. It has no feminine qualities to it.
 
2001-08-30 09:52:31 AM
Okay; I read the article. Who's stupid now?
 
2001-08-30 09:53:21 AM
What a knob! Looks like a filthy towel to me!
 
2001-08-30 09:55:12 AM
I think the biggest mystery this raises is:

What was she doing cleaning the dog at "close to midnight"?

Props to Diogenes for taking the 'photgraph Jesus' line I was gonna use.
 
2001-08-30 10:02:15 AM
I thought the towel on the wall looked like an apple with a bite taken out of it...
 
2001-08-30 10:11:45 AM
Maybe she was cleaning the dog close to midnight because she had to take it out for it's last poo of the evening. Sounds like she felt overworked, which could explain why she would be delirious enough to think a muddy towel is a calling from Heaven.
 
2001-08-30 10:14:44 AM
 
2001-08-30 10:30:02 AM
When is the image of a dog not a dog? When the dog is Photoshopping.
 
2001-08-30 10:31:07 AM
Great picture, FB
 
2001-08-30 10:39:07 AM
i see it, i see it, i see jebus!
 
2001-08-30 10:44:50 AM
Said Harris, ''God works in mysterious ways. We're not supposed to understand why sometimes.''

Ummm, where exactly is THIS written? The bible does say that "God's ways aren't man's ways", but that's a different application altogether.

God doesn't work in mysterious ways. Genetics produce mysterious people. Why pray tell, would any benevolent being manifest himself in a dog's print, a tortilla or a water stain on a wall? These people are just wacked.

They always seem to come from the slums of Mexico, the back hills of Tennessee or some cabbage eating country in Eastern Europe. You never hear of a Wall Street Trader seeing Christ in his Nathan's hot dog.
 
2001-08-30 10:46:20 AM
the weak willed can believe in anything, and usually do.
 
2001-08-30 10:51:18 AM
dibs on the movie rights
 
2001-08-30 10:55:16 AM
ummmmm....is she about to get freaky with that dog?
 
2001-08-30 11:00:04 AM

Somebody's gotta start this photoshop
 
2001-08-30 11:00:47 AM
I see a bottle of Crown Royal. What a nut.
 
2001-08-30 11:03:34 AM
Yeah. I see it now.
 
2001-08-30 11:13:14 AM
Isn't it sort of odd that she "nailed" the image of Christ to her wall? I think the poor guy has had enough of that treatment.
 
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2001-08-30 11:17:48 AM
I do envy her 'Jesus - The Collector's Edition' series of plates she has hanging on her wall. I heard that while they are not guaranteed to go up in value, all the other plate have, including the Elvis series and the Julie Andrew Sound of Music series. She's a luck lady.
 
2001-08-30 11:18:43 AM
Oh my... in my neighborhood, too. *hangs head in shame* There goes the resale value of my house.
 
2001-08-30 11:19:18 AM
And to think, I moved from the metro Toronto Canada area to THIS town? (help!)
 
2001-08-30 11:21:39 AM
When word gets out, she's going to have people from all over the world coming to her house wanting to see the Jesus stain. Just like in Clearwater, Fla a couple years ago when someone saw the Virgin Mary on a building. Turns out it was only an oil stain which is common on glass surfaces.
 
2001-08-30 11:22:48 AM
 
2001-08-30 11:23:00 AM
NOOOOOOOO !
They live 1.4 miles from us! What did I do to deserve this? Why Lord??
 
2001-08-30 11:23:35 AM
Here's your hidden Jesus right here!!!
 
2001-08-30 11:24:49 AM
It's People like this that give Christians a bad name.
[rant] Not to mention all the other artocities commited in the name of Jes us. Christian was the name givin to the early believers in Antioch and means Little Christ (veary rough translation). Sometimes I wonder if people like her and Jack Chick even read the same Bible or if they are using saled bowl theology [/rant]
 
2001-08-30 11:25:46 AM
Legman- Don't say that! It's hard enough to get out of my subdivision as is with school in session, let alone when seekers of the "Holy Terrycloth" start coming to visit less than one mile from my house. Wish I had known this before buying the house... or in time enough to sell the house....
 
2001-08-30 11:28:31 AM
Rkfather- I'm thinking salad bowl. It's people like that that make it hard for people like us to be taken seriously. :(
 
2001-08-30 11:29:10 AM
Must go now... have maps... should do work... no more fark!
 
2001-08-30 11:41:53 AM
OK. Confused. I posted this, but didn't use that tag.

If you ask me, that dog looks a bit scared of the crazy lady..
 
2001-08-30 11:43:58 AM
I beleive the quote in the bible is "The LORD works in mysterious was, HIS wonders to behold", but don't quote me. C.S Lewis adressed the problem of folks focusing on objects and ritual in worhip. In the "Screwtape Letters" (feel free to make fun of the name, I didn't copywrite it) A senior demon advises a junior demon to incourage fixation on statues and paintings and the like to take people eyes off "The Enemy" (as Screwtape refers to GOD)anything to discredit "The Enemy", and get the worshiper out of the Bible. As far as the crimes comitted in GOD's & JESUS' name. The Psalms says: man justfies his own evil. If you think you need an excuse to do evil, GOD's as good as any. More Later!
 
2001-08-30 11:54:26 AM
Anything that vaguely resembles a man's face and christians have to turn it into a "Sign From god." The christian religion disgusts me the most of any religion...but I like their strategy of saying "god works in mysterious ways." Basically a stupid explanation of every illogical, impossible, and contradictory thing that happened in the bible....but very effective on stupid people.

Not intended to extremely offend you.....just somewhat offend you.
 
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