I wonder what would happen to me if I said I was a Duke fan.

It probably wouldn't be pretty.

Oh, and fp.

Duke sucks are thet refering to the team or a real Duke that sucks c0ck

Didn't the Grand Old Duke of York blow 10,000 men??

Crypticpanther - I can see where you get the 'Cryptic' from

oh and if everyone on Drew Curtis' Fark.com agrees that Duke do indeed suck can we stop having to suffer these headlines?

Dukes of Hazard sucks. Nostalgia bollocks. The only good thing in that programme was Daisy Duke and her magic shorts.

yep that is what we are like in colorado. we pretend to be harmless, and just when you start to relax, we punch you in the back of the head.

The Dukes of Hazzard didn't suck. Besides Daisy, Uncle Jessie was the man too. And the narrator (Waylon Jennings) was a badass. Plus they had characters named Rosco P. Coltrain and a fat guy named Boss Hogg.

Classic

I think we should have a sports tag.

Duke Nukem was a KICKASS game don't diss it

now you've pissed him off and he's all out of gum...

I already have a sports tag, it hangs down in front (Goes by the moniker Big Al).

BTW, The site should also have a sports tag.

Rock Chalk,
ALL TALK,
F_UCK KU!

Why does every freakin' basketball score get posted on Fark? Go to ESPN.com if you need to know the scores.

That Grand Old Duke of York was a dirty, dirty old man.

Blew me.

Rude,

Why do testicle licking girly internet geeks like you have to get their panties in a bunch when real men talk about sports? All I hear is Rude: "Blah blah blah.. I'm too limp wristed and lacking in testosterone to enjoy sports. I have no male friends." Sorry geek.. every article can't be about Middle Earth or Nintendo.

I've only been following FARK for like a year or two, casually pretty much.. but I've read Fb- is a bit of a badass.. I agree with him.. even though I only like baseball, you don't need to come in the thread and whine just pass over the link I do it all the time :P

Fb: I'm all for sports. I played college football and have subscriptions to ESPN the magazine, The Sporting News and Sports Illustrated. In fact I'll lay odds that I have forgotten more about sports than you and the women you impregnant in your fantasy land will ever know.

I'm just saying that not every score stupid score needs to be posted here.

Why not just post the unique and funny articles like it used to be here?

Personally, I like the Duke. Good actor, solid career, rarely disappoints in his performances. Even his later films he gave it his best.

What's wrong with posting this score? KU is my team, has been since I was a little kid, we got beat today by an unranked team. And as much as I hate DUKE we should be posted for losing just as much as those punks.

Do you know what the difference is between Duke fans and a puppy? Eventually the puppy will stop whining. : )
Cheers,
Dawg (Ohio State Fan)

I'm sorry, I must have tuned to Sportschannel. I thought this was FARK.

Are we going to get stories on every college basketball game of note?

If you can find a better basketball conference, top to bottom, than the Big 12, buy it.

Go Hoosiers.

This is the biggest thing to happen in Colorado college basketball history. Finally a CU team to get excited about!

Stephane Pelle + David Harrison > Nick Collison

Oh, and for the last two game, Duke has sucked.

I like Duke....

anyway I was happy to see Kansas lose! Go Buffs!

wait...is that a duke sympathizer i see?
liking duke must have somehow erased your memory of the fact that they suck

Wow, two whole basketball results are posted. WAHHHH!

For God's sake, there's at least 38 other links a day. Stop biatching, you bunch of sissy girls.

If you think this is bad, wait until March rolls areound. I'm sure the whining will become unceasing by then.

I love seeing sports threads on here, especially college b-ball and NFL ones. I can't wait to see the people complaining when they post the Super Bowl score.

Oh yeah, Duke sucks. Go Illini.

BTW, Illini suck, too. Quit beating us in our own house.

please

Duuuuuke rules!

What's with all the "Duke sucks" articles now? Is that the new FARK cliché du moment?

Duke sucks is a seasonal thing. FARK's based in U.K.'s hometown, so there's a natural hatred of Duke.

And a lot of whining from the college basketball fans.

Actually like Nightsweat and Quick1 have said, Duke sucks articles have been here since nearly the beginning of Fark.com Drew is a huge Kentucky fan, and they are big rivals with Duke for a number of reasons.

To point out that Duke sucks during football season is just pointless (they were on a 20 something game losing streak coming into this year and I think went 2-11 this year?). Therefore Duke sucks really only starts coming out during Basketball season, when it is meaningfull.

If you people can't stand college hoops, don't read the articles, and dont post in the threads. Because as long as many many farkers are college students there will be cause for college sports articles. And as long as Drew is working on Fark, there will be cause for Duke sucks headlines.

Quick1: You to to Minnesota. It is not hard to beat a team who's best player is Rick Rickert (sic) anywhere.

Nightsweat
Duke sucks is a seasonal thing. FARK's based in U.K.'s hometown, so there's a natural hatred of Duke.

99.99% of Farkers are NOT from Kentucky .... and Dook still sucks.

/obvious

I posted this one...allow me to explain myself:
This is something that Colorado hasn't done in over 10 years. It's also something no other Big XII team has done in 27 games. It was also by one point. The students rushed the court. People who don't like sports, deal with it. It's two posts. It's not like there's a flood of "Phillies defeat Expos, 5-3. Duke Sucks" posts on here. Quit your biatching and lick the balls is all I have to say. GO BUFFS!

Why do all of these "Duke sucks" stories get posted all the time when every other submission I've done (with much better stories) never makes it up here?

WTF??

Broccoli, probably because you suck.

I'm still looking for Kamachi to show hisse'f. I said in the Duke-UMD thread that Duke would lose to NCSU and he said I was insane. The little biatch.

I still say Duke does not suck, though. Not like UMD or UNC sucks. UMD and UNC suck ass. Duke just isn't the Duke of old. They are mostly freshmen this year.

Duke has a hoops team?

most of you loser farkers will end up working for Duke grads. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Buffs suck. Go State!

FEAR THE TURTLE!!!!

SHAV-LIK my bal......

FARK DUKE

Mr. Hanky., CS-Who?

Borg9: That pic rocks. I don't know who you are, or what you do, or even how long you've been around Fark, but that's one of the best pics I've ever seen on this site.

You got the player, the game, and the sentiment right. Congrats.

You know what I'd say here anyway...No need to mention how much UNC-NJ sucks...