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(Telegraph)   Actual Headline: Paris Hilton: I'm not an Airhead (with airhead pic)   (telegraph.co.uk ) divider line
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2009-01-19 11:51:28 PM  
Even with the herp, I would fark that woman until she passed out. When I got done with her she'd look like a glazed donut.
 
2009-01-20 12:02:43 AM  
going for the new June Cleaver image isn't going to work, ya tramp.
 
2009-01-20 12:03:13 AM  
She looked pretty hot in Repo, thats for sure.
 
2009-01-20 12:04:42 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Hotter than she is there .. not saying much
 
2009-01-20 12:05:55 AM  
She's an airhead
Thousands in trust
Cusp Aquarius
Get serious!
 
2009-01-20 12:08:59 AM  
i517.photobucket.com

"I am not a crook"!
 
2009-01-20 12:24:30 AM  
Her head seems pretty stable and centered:

i14.photobucket.com
 
2009-01-20 12:42:31 AM  
i517.photobucket.com

She's a partygal
 
2009-01-20 03:40:44 AM  
She makes more money in 8 hours than most of us will make in 20 years, besides being an heiress she must be doing something right.
 
2009-01-20 04:45:43 AM  

borg: She makes more money in 8 hours than most of us will make in 20 years, besides being an heiress she must be doing something right.


I prefer being intelligent and NOT having a sex tape floating around which may or may not have been deliberately released just to make my name a household word instantly.
 
2009-01-20 05:40:56 AM  

Saborlas: borg: She makes more money in 8 hours than most of us will make in 20 years, besides being an heiress she must be doing something right.

I prefer being intelligent and NOT having a sex tape floating around which may or may not have been deliberately released just to make my name a household word instantly.


I agree. Why is this whore famous? Getting laid on video a number of years back makes you a celebrity? DIAF biotch!
 
2009-01-20 08:05:19 AM  
She reminds me of a beautiful and graceful flamingo.
 
2009-01-20 08:09:22 AM  
I will try and be nice about this, please die Paris!
Die in an entertaining way of course :)
 
2009-01-20 08:11:42 AM  
borg: She makes more money in 8 hours than most of us will make in 20 years, besides being an heiress she must be doing something right.

Like you said, she's an heiress. If you've already got money, it's real easy to make more. Esp. if you're a whore. ;)

/The first million is almost impossible. The second million is inevitable.
 
2009-01-20 08:13:41 AM  
I think a lot of people have seen me on The Simple Life and think I'm a spoilt airhead. But I was playing a character

wat? what part of reality show starring paris hilton did i not understand?
 
2009-01-20 08:20:15 AM  

borg: She makes more money in 8 hours than most of us will make in 20 years, besides being an heiress she must be doing something right.



Yes, she's a biochemist by day and fights crime at night.

Come on, she slaps her name on things and poses for pictures. She doesn't deserve any credit.
 
2009-01-20 08:25:21 AM  
I never really thought of her as an airhead, more like a brainless skank that should be put out of our misery.
 
2009-01-20 08:28:44 AM  
she is really a deep thinker with artistic tendencies

theneoteric.net

Think's she's all the way artistic now.
 
2009-01-20 08:28:59 AM  
"...I'm very old-fashioned really and I'll make them have, like, a million dates before they get a kiss."

It only takes that long because she just has to wait for the herpes to go into remission before she kisses them.
 
2009-01-20 08:38:47 AM  
"...I'm very old-fashioned really and I'll make them have, like, a million dates before they get a kiss."

...but the donkey punch comes in before the check comes on the first date.
 
2009-01-20 08:40:56 AM  

idrow: I never really thought of her as an airhead, more like a brainless skank that should be put out of our misery.


Hardly. Her antics give her constant media exposure, which keeps her publicity empire running.
 
2009-01-20 08:41:30 AM  
Saborlas
I prefer being intelligent and NOT having a sex tape floating around which may or may not have been deliberately released just to make my name a household word instantly.

The difference is, even if your sex tape was accidentally released, nobody outside of your immediate family would care.
 
2009-01-20 08:55:48 AM  
i133.photobucket.com

i133.photobucket.com

She looks like a pink nightmare.
 
2009-01-20 09:18:45 AM  

borg: She makes more money in 8 hours than most of us will make in 20 years, besides being an heiress she must be doing something right.


It's called being the daughter of someone famous and then making a sex tape.

I can honestly say I would celebrate the news of her horrific death.
 
2009-01-20 09:20:51 AM  

trozman:
The difference is, even if your sex tape was accidentally released, nobody outside of your immediate family would care.


How cute, he thinks people in his immediate family would care.
 
2009-01-20 09:23:44 AM  
She farks like a rabbit???
 
2009-01-20 09:55:53 AM  

BuckTurgidson: Her head seems pretty stable and centered:


did you actually go through the trouble of making that just to show her face stays the same? that's genius.
 
2009-01-20 10:03:09 AM  

mrrichierich: BuckTurgidson: Her head seems pretty stable and centered:

did you actually go through the trouble of making that just to show her face stays the same? that's genius.


That's an old gif. He didn't make it.

/getting a kick outta these replies cause I'm watching the sex tape while I'm typing this
 
2009-01-20 10:35:46 AM  
I read a story somewhere saying that she invested and bought one of the first 100 rides on Virgin Galactic when it finally starts flying. As a pilot, I cry myself to sleep thinking that that dumb whore will get into space before I do.
 
2009-01-20 10:37:39 AM  
shut your whore mouth penis, er pantieless,
er promiscuous, er puerile, er puta, er
diseased vacuous trollop...
 
2009-01-20 11:00:44 AM  
Came for a hotdog in a hallway...leaving saddened
 
2009-01-20 11:06:41 AM  
eagles95

just cuz i'm in a giving mood today
i170.photobucket.com
 
2009-01-20 11:25:37 AM  
"I'll make them have, like, a million dates before they get a kiss."

But you get BJ's on the 2nd date, so who's waiting around for a kiss.
 
2009-01-20 12:27:07 PM  
You know, if she didn't have the name and the family money, she would be dancing on the pole in a New Jersey city, somewhere.
 
2009-01-20 01:03:36 PM  
Paris, you only exist as a convenient cultural reference for a whore. Don't fark that up or your 15 minutes will be up.

/constantly amazed by the story about her grandparents hiring a man to teach their 16 year old daughter how to fark.
 
2009-01-20 01:31:34 PM  
She's definitely not an airhead, or dumb - she just has no class. Absolutely no class.
 
2009-01-20 01:51:58 PM  

Tissot: She's definitely not an airhead, or dumb - she just has no class. Absolutely no class.


I was about to say anyone using the term "BFF" at 27 is a dumb airhead, but I just reconsidered. She's probably just pandering to her main demographic, which is adolescent girls.
 
2009-01-20 02:02:44 PM  
give me the "how about no" bear.

/she's on my hitlist
//hit as in ki..
 
2009-01-20 02:14:08 PM  
Did y'all know that despite not graduating high school, Paris Hilton is a classically trained pianist?

No i didn't buy it either.
 
2009-01-20 03:23:33 PM  

cfish78: give me the "how about no" bear.

/she's on my hitlist
//hit as in ki..


Kiss?
 
2009-01-20 03:24:09 PM  
GaidinCanuck: Like you said, she's an heiress. If you've already got money, it's real easy to make more. Esp. if you're a whore. ;)

Take $1 million,

Put it in a risk free CD @ ~4%

Skim $40,000 in interest off the top each year.

/doing the same thing, just remove one zero.
 
2009-01-20 03:28:18 PM  
Q: Why did God create the Paris Hilton sex videotape?

A: So retarded people would have something to masturbate to.
 
2009-01-20 03:59:12 PM  

paulseta: She's an airhead
Thousands in trust
Cusp Aquarius
Get serious!


upload.wikimedia.org
"That's my line!"
 
2009-01-20 04:49:45 PM  
Paris, hon, its way, waaayyy too late to make us try and think you're anything BUT an airhead. Except maybe a weapons-grade cumbucket (cite needed).
 
Ant
2009-01-20 05:09:39 PM  

paulseta: She's an airhead
Thousands in trust
Cusp Aquarius
Get serious!


You ask me do I love you?
Does the Pope live in the woods?
Quod erat demonstrandum, baby.
(Ooo you speak French!)
 
2009-01-20 05:54:11 PM  
god shes ugly...
 
2009-01-20 06:42:25 PM  
Well she wasn't played by Buscemi, Sandler, or Fraser, so I a gree with her.
 
2009-01-20 06:45:26 PM  
Calling her an airhead is an insult to nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, water vapor, and a trace mixture of other gases.
 
2009-01-20 06:58:54 PM  

Tissot: She's definitely not an airhead, or dumb - she just has no class. Absolutely no class.


Read an article and interview about her in Atlantic Monthly (gawd I love that magazine) a while back. She insisted that she was a normal sweet gal, but the second somebody who asked for an autograph left her presence, she would criticize their looks, accent, clothes, etc.

She walked around a pool relishing the attention she got, cut to the front of the line when she wanted to get a drink, and commented on how looser-like the people who gave her attention were for giving her attention.

She sounds like a hateful person to me. It seems that if there are people hanging around her, they are either equally hateful and vapid, or they have no scruples and tolerate her behavior in order to mooch of her fame and/or money.

She is an idiot marker. Anybody around her is an idiot. It's quite convenient, actually.
 
2009-01-20 07:18:23 PM  
Air...

Need.... air....

Can't...

breath...

from...

laughing...

so...

hard...

/she's a deep thinking about as much as I have a 2 foot shween
 
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