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(AP)   Congress spent $10 million investigating each inch of Clinton's penis but only will spend $3 million investigating all of 9/11   (centredaily.com) divider line 374
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2003-01-22 11:15:04 PM  
Testicleus:

Why you ask?

Because we can can can! Because we can can can can can can can can can!
 
2003-01-22 11:15:11 PM  
Crap, I've heard that before MorningBreath, but I can't remember from where.
 
2003-01-22 11:15:34 PM  

underfunded and undermined, so's noone can afford to look for answers and have answers Now....hell, there already was an investigation and report where (surprising)outside goverment(s) involvement was evidenced, but strangely never followed up on... But alas, the public shall wait 30 years to hear about it....when all the pricks who actually caused it will be long gone, or feeble old farks


Link to report and discussion for the exceptionally blinded to such issues:

Follow this link,
look for GWEN IFILL: Are you suggesting that you are convinced that there was a state sponsor behind 9/11?
Read just above and just below that question...

 
2003-01-22 11:15:59 PM  
Or something like it anyway...hm..
 
2003-01-22 11:16:50 PM  
So we bombed the fark out of Afghanistan for allowing the terrorists to live and train there, but we keep sending cash to the Saudis who breed and finance them. Makes perfect sense to me.
 
2003-01-22 11:17:34 PM  
Highlander with Sean Connery. Best. Movie. Ever.
 
2003-01-22 11:17:53 PM  
That's because all Saudi base are belong to US.
 
2003-01-22 11:17:58 PM  
Thray

so mr thundercles isn't just my friendly neighbor with an award winning lawn...

/brak
 
2003-01-22 11:18:04 PM  
All I know is I'm tired of every single time I see Bush... err Prez Bush that he only talks about Sadam.

I think he uses DOS, someone needs to upgrade him to an operating system that allows multitasking.
 
2003-01-22 11:18:16 PM  
01-22-03 11:16:50 PM Vltjr
So we bombed the fark out of Afghanistan for allowing the terrorists to live and train there, but we keep sending cash to the Saudis who breed and finance them. Makes perfect sense to me.


:-\ I never thought of it that way....
 
2003-01-22 11:19:05 PM  
Really? I'll have to watch it again, I thought I knew that movie pretty well. Too bad they barfed all over it with the sequels.
 
2003-01-22 11:19:07 PM  
"Bush's views in a nutshell
WE WEREER ATTAXCKD BY TERRORISTS ADN EVERYONO TIHNKS IM DUM SO I MSUT HAEV A WAR!!!!"-DaFuente.

When liberals flame we all must see that public education has some serious flaws. Case in point.
 
2003-01-22 11:19:28 PM  

Think of it this way . . .

If you're a Congressman, what would you rather study:

Death and destruction

-OR-

pRoN?


I think the choice is clear!

Sorry for shiatty html. I think the admins have something against me, or I just can't remember shiat.
 
2003-01-22 11:20:04 PM  
Let me save them the three mil. 20 cavemen alluded the vigilance of our two-trillion-dollar-a-year government and brought down the tallest buildings in our largest city with razor blades. Ditto that, the heart of our God-only-knows-how-many-trillion-dollar military-industrial complex in our capital city. Their conclusion will be obvious : the government needs more money.
 
2003-01-22 11:20:09 PM  
ack..brain..suffocating....must...not...flame...must...control..fist..of..deat h!
 
2003-01-22 11:20:09 PM  
that's republicans, should be obvious.
i guess the conservatives can't get sex enough so they seek out information on any sexual activities of other people. looking at the money spent on investigating 9/11, their rational is that, hey, we know who did it, let's have our unncessary presence in the middle east, you know, for the oil so it can enrich our republican friends and family at the cost of other americans blood.
 
2003-01-22 11:20:44 PM  
Xtremehkr: Clinton passed taking OBL on a silver platter twice, why should he try and take credit for warning Bush about him? He's an admitted liar, so his credibility is zip.

Eight years of Clinton farking things up can't be undone overnight.
 
2003-01-22 11:20:44 PM  
Thray

There can be only one.
 
2003-01-22 11:21:06 PM  
Another case of "the pen-is mighter than the sword."
 
2003-01-22 11:21:50 PM  
"They have bigger dicks?Bomb them!"

/george carlin
 
2003-01-22 11:21:57 PM  
MagnetBox

Man I love that show...the very truest of loves too.
 
2003-01-22 11:22:17 PM  
I got nothin
 
2003-01-22 11:22:29 PM  
Rikulrn,

Mine was a patriarchial and amittedly crude criticism of the way Bush is handling this war. But certainly you must agree that there are greater threats to American security and the world's well-being than Iraq.
 
2003-01-22 11:22:59 PM  
Thray

yeah, but can you do the "Cincinnatti Sunrise"?

heh. the best part is that his dad is a latino midget.
 
2003-01-22 11:23:08 PM  
Rikulrn

"Bush's views in a nutshell
WE WEREER ATTAXCKD BY TERRORISTS ADN EVERYONO TIHNKS IM DUM SO I MSUT HAEV A WAR!!!!"-DaFuente.

When liberals flame we all must see that public education has some serious flaws. Case in point.


Yeah, apparently you were never taught not to apply the arguments of one man to his entire group. You conservatives are such idiots.
 
2003-01-22 11:23:21 PM  
What tops your list, Fuente?
 
2003-01-22 11:24:00 PM  
"So we bombed the fark out of Afghanistan for allowing the terrorists to live and train there, but we keep sending cash to the Saudis who breed and finance them. Makes perfect sense to me."

um... yeah? If we attacked people based on breeding / financing terrorism, then California might not exist... isn't that where John Walker Lind was from?
 
2003-01-22 11:24:26 PM  
Such as North Korea, a country that we actually know HAS nukes and not just empty heads that they couldve easily forgot about. They, of course, DON'T have oil. Not to say that there is any sort of connection there.
 
2003-01-22 11:24:31 PM  
MorningBreath

Yeah I guess it was fate.
 
2003-01-22 11:25:09 PM  
Okay. I'll grant you that. Anything else?
 
2003-01-22 11:25:22 PM  
of course if clinton had told the truth from the start
total cost- $0
 
2003-01-22 11:26:38 PM  
"Yeah, apparently you were never taught not to apply the arguments of one man to his entire group. You conservatives are such idiots."

LOL. Moron.
 
2003-01-22 11:26:38 PM  
The Blue dress was worth every penny. :)
 
2003-01-22 11:26:39 PM  
Knowing that people have farked your decisions: Priceless

There are some things money cant buy....wait a sec, he has the money! Cough it up ya selfish bastard!
 
2003-01-22 11:27:16 PM  
Oil? Who has oil?!?
SaddddddAM!
Whats a pleasant surprise for the Bush administration!
YeeeeeeHa! Dats like two birds wit one stone, aint it daddy?
 
2003-01-22 11:27:28 PM  
the boston bob
 
2003-01-22 11:27:29 PM  
Do we need anything else? My problem is that Bush is completely ignoring the North Korea thing. I'm too lazy to scroll up but I agree with whoever said that Bush needs to multitask. hehe
 
2003-01-22 11:27:41 PM  
Rockdrummer
Xtremehkr: Clinton passed taking OBL on a silver platter twice, . . .

That isn't quite a true statement. The CIA has admitted that Clinton wanted to get OBL, but they never knew exactly where he was and the one time they thought they did it was an "aspirin factory." Sounds familiar? Bush wants him too, but he's still out there (presumably alive) and he can't find him either.

Why should Clinton be blamed for not getting him when Bush has put farkloads of people over in the ME specifically for this task?
 
2003-01-22 11:27:54 PM  
Dr. Fey - Your inability to recognize sarcasm probably stems from not having been breastfed as a child.
 
2003-01-22 11:28:02 PM  
Maybe they'll be like the Warren Commission and come back with a Magic Bullet Theory. Maybe there was actually a lone hijacker, and he took down both towers with one plane.
 
2003-01-22 11:28:31 PM  
DaFuente

that's my prob too.. Those farkers admit to pulling out of the nuclear nonproliferation treaty, and they just kicked weapons inspectors out of their country. they're just askin for a nuking, and bush looks the other way.
 
2003-01-22 11:29:03 PM  
Y'know, if I'd said that on 9/12, I'd have gone to hell for sure.
 
2003-01-22 11:29:10 PM  
19Cranes

So mature of you to make a personal attack about my upbringing. Moron.
 
2003-01-22 11:29:11 PM  
19Cranes

well thank you Dr. Spock
 
2003-01-22 11:29:28 PM  
Of course somebody spent 10$ on Clinton. Getting a political opponant out of office is actually more politically benificial win than a war! Probably not by two much .. lets say its a little over three times as good?
 
2003-01-22 11:29:48 PM  
I want a federal investigation into why Bush is allowed to run for any public office when what he did during vietnam would brand any other person a traitor to the country.
 
2003-01-22 11:30:22 PM  
Comparing Iraq to Afghanistan shows a lack of history. Irag invaded Kuwait, an ally. We kicked the shiat out of them and they surrendered, agreeing to NOT have weapons of mass destruction, NOT fly or enter a protected area, NOT invade neighbors, and allow inspectors to ensure they followed the articles of surrender.

North Korea is not operating under any such articles of surrender. It's comparing apples to oranges, my friend.
 
2003-01-22 11:30:23 PM  
"Rikulrn,

Mine was a patriarchial and amittedly crude criticism of the way Bush is handling this war. But certainly you must agree that there are greater threats to American security and the world's well-being than Iraq."

It was a low blow on my part I will admit. Thank you for an thought out response, Unlike the other. Yes you are right, but why not stamp out the little ones along with the big ones. Each deserve there own aproach. When can stomp them all, but each deserve a different approach.

Iraq we can take care of that problem pretty fast. N Korea they have the weapons we are trying to prevent Saddam from having. You know nukes, the big arse bombs. That let piss arse dictators, make liberals worship them, and blackmail there neighbors with.
 
2003-01-22 11:30:23 PM  
MagnetBox, hold yer horses there bubba. Only one ass-whoopin' at a time.
 
2003-01-22 11:30:27 PM  
DaFuente

THAT WAS ME! WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! (I'm slap happy...)
 
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