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(TC Palm)   You're arguing with your wife. Do you: a) insist you're right? b) give in to her side? c) chase her around the home with a chainsaw?   ( divider line
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2009-01-18 06:45:24 PM  

basemetal: I'm not saying he should have , but I understand

Relevant to the thread (new window).
2009-01-18 06:50:43 PM  
Was the chainsaw running at the time?

2009-01-18 07:16:40 PM  
No chainsaw here. And lucky for me the radial arm saw is far too heavy for him to chase me with...
2009-01-18 08:07:48 PM  
Do I have to pick just one?
2009-01-18 08:08:56 PM  
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2009-01-18 08:09:27 PM  
"...Then when you get the money, you get the power tools. Then when you get the power tools, then you get the women."
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2009-01-18 08:47:35 PM  
But he's such a handsome fellow.
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2009-01-18 09:22:22 PM  
FAIL, Subby , you farked up the cliche.

The joke option is meant to be C, not B.
2009-01-18 09:39:29 PM  
It's a trick question, subby, because there is no right answer when it comes to arguing with your wife. No matter what he says or does, the husband is always wrong when arguing with a wife. The concept of arguing with one's wife is, in fact, a foolish delusion.
2009-01-18 10:32:52 PM  

D'Annunzio: I don't see what good chasing her around the room with this guy would do.

Shoop: Francis Gremp?
Chainsaw: Don't ever call me that, the name's "Chainsaw".
Shoop: As in "Black and Decker"?
Chainsaw: As in "Texas Massacre".
2009-01-18 11:34:43 PM  
Is it one of those chainsaws with tongues instead of teeth?
2009-01-19 12:48:37 AM  
Don't argue with your wife... dicker.
2009-01-19 05:32:24 AM  

keylock71: Chasing her around with a chainsaw doesn't do anybody any good...

Well duh, not unless you can catch her. Then you can spend a whole afternoon nag-free.
2009-01-19 09:23:33 AM  
Entering into any relationship with a woman you wouldn't be prepared to torture, mutilate, and dismember is just asking for trouble.
2009-01-19 09:53:44 AM  
Shometimesh women want the lasht word, but if they're not happy with the lasht word, then I think it'sh right to give 'em a little shlap.

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...but never a chainshaw.
2009-01-19 11:07:51 AM  

AxiomJackson: "Won't somebody think of the children?"

Came to make this reference if necessary, leaving satisfied someone wasn't slacking...
2009-01-19 02:25:37 PM  
To be fair, it was the chainsaw's idea.
2009-01-19 07:45:55 PM  
Call me old fashioned, but what ever happened to settling domestic disputes with an erotic bare-bottomed spanking?
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