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(NFL.COM)   NFL Conference Championships - PHI/AZ (3:00pm ET, Fox), BAL/PIT (6:30pm ET, CBS). Winners are Super Bowl bound. Drunken shenanigans, commentary, trash talk, and assorted wharrgarbl, all could be yours if you click to the right   (nfl.com) divider line 5115
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2009-01-18 10:37:33 PM  
wombatsrus: rppp01a:

In that case, let's get this party started! (likely NSFW)


you guys like some weird pics...that lady is missing something crucial on her booab.
 
2009-01-18 10:37:58 PM  
Wow, this is going to be awesome!
 
2009-01-18 10:38:19 PM  
t3knomanser: Sarcastica75: JWMthree: swr2000: who has the super bowl this year, fox?

NBC. Ugh, Madden.

A whole lot of this...

If you want to win a football game, you need to score more points than the other team.


LMAO, exactly!
 
2009-01-18 10:38:46 PM  
AtticusFinchEsq: SofaKingFresh: Fark the steelers. Typical cheapshot BS from them. I hope their plane to Tampa crashes into the sea.

I hope that someday you can pull your head out of your ass and realize that the reason why you're so butthurt right now... is that your head was in your ass.

Seriously, I understand homer-ism (I'm a Red Sox fan), but what's the deal with the Ravens fans tonight?


Not a ravens fan, asshole.

/fark your mother the dirty whore
 
2009-01-18 10:38:50 PM  
Anybody got the early line?
 
2009-01-18 10:39:38 PM  
You run inside or you run outside.

I still can't believe he said that.
 
2009-01-18 10:40:02 PM  
Meet Us at the Stick: Anybody got the early line?

I am fairly sure Vegas has lost their shirt on the Cardinals this post season.
 
2009-01-18 10:40:18 PM  
Sarcastica75: t3knomanser: Sarcastica75: JWMthree: swr2000: who has the super bowl this year, fox?

NBC. Ugh, Madden.

A whole lot of this...

If you want to win a football game, you need to score more points than the other team.

LMAO, exactly!


Oh come on. He has some quality commentary, especially when predicting play calls. I know it's cool to make fun of his style but seriously, he doesn't suck too hard.
 
2009-01-18 10:40:30 PM  
Guys I have an erection that I fear is going to last more than two hours. What should I do?
 
2009-01-18 10:40:47 PM  
Meet Us at the Stick: Anybody got the early line?

Steelers by 6.5
 
2009-01-18 10:40:54 PM  
markyp09: skribble: 5000?

You came a little prematurely on that one.


whats new?
 
2009-01-18 10:41:03 PM  
HappyLittleTree: I know it's cool to make fun of his style but seriously, he doesn't suck too hard.

I will grant, it can definitely be worse.

People that need to choke to death on their microphones:
Kornheiser
Guidogusa.
 
2009-01-18 10:41:04 PM  
SteelCityKid: Guys I have an erection that I fear is going to last more than two hours. What should I do?

Find an attractive woman and make good use of it?
 
2009-01-18 10:41:17 PM  
Tell your SO to seek medical attention in 3 hours
 
2009-01-18 10:41:28 PM  
SteelCityKid: Guys I have an erection that I fear is going to last more than two hours. What should I do?

It's ok. When it gets past four hours, then you should consult a doctor.
 
2009-01-18 10:41:32 PM  
SteelCityKid: Guys I have an erection that I fear is going to last more than two hours. What should I do?

Have a terrible towel handy?
 
2009-01-18 10:41:36 PM  
SteelCityKid: Guys I have an erection that I fear is going to last more than two hours. What should I do?

Stick it in Willis McGahee, he'll never feel it.
 
2009-01-18 10:42:08 PM  
Pittsburgh is a 6.5 point fav

Link (new window)
 
2009-01-18 10:42:09 PM  
SteelCityKid: Guys I have an erection that I fear is going to last more than two hours. What should I do?

Don't go down to Liberty Ave, whatever you do. Not only will it cost you $50, you'll never pee comfortably again.
 
2009-01-18 10:42:37 PM  
What a game! Polamalu finally got his damn touchdown, and what better time than the farking AFC Championship? Gonna be a great game in Tampa, I hope.

/GO STEELERS!!!!!
 
2009-01-18 10:43:10 PM  
Recent history (2000+) suggests the Steelers will beat the Cardinals because only the 06 Colts were a stronger offense than defense team.

Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, NY-G, have always been more known for defense as were the Patriots before Moss.

Teams known mostly for offensive like the Rams , Seahawks, Raiders and sadly last years Pats have been more likely to disappoint.

Also the 3-4 with it's ability to bring different rushers without blitzing has usually been the best scheme against Warner.

I expect a double digit line favoring Pittsburgh and I expect them to cover.
 
2009-01-18 10:43:28 PM  
Robert1966: Don't go down to Liberty Ave, whatever you do.

I normally try to stay out of the Strip.

Unless I want Primanti Bros.
 
2009-01-18 10:43:31 PM  
Damn, I thought I was finally going to get to use my Elvis Impersonator Parachutes.

You know what would be cool? If Totalfark had like a super secret online game or something. Like a MUD. Yeah, man. With different classes and everything. You could choose to play a painthuffer, or a squirrel, or a LOLRus, or, well, uh.

(awkward silence)

I'm going to be kicked out of Totalfark, aren't I.
 
2009-01-18 10:43:33 PM  
I used to live in Lawrenceville and $50 will get you a lot more than a VD. Woo woo!
 
2009-01-18 10:43:37 PM  
OH, IT'S TOO HARD TO BEAT A TEAM THREE TIMES IN ONE SEASON!

OH, PITTSBURGH IS AFRAID OF PLAYING BALTIMORE AGAIN!

OH, THE RAVENS HAVE FIGURED OUT THE STEELERS AND ARE SURE TO WIN THIS TIME!


/please go diaf
//slowly
///paaaaaaiiinfully
 
2009-01-18 10:44:20 PM  
5000???


/fark Art Modell
 
2009-01-18 10:44:24 PM  
This is going to be so farking awesome!! Thanks for the company, everyone.
 
2009-01-18 10:45:10 PM  
Tomlin on NFL Network

/5000? wow
 
2009-01-18 10:45:44 PM  
Meet Us at the Stick: Robert1966: Don't go down to Liberty Ave, whatever you do.

I normally try to stay out of the Strip.

Unless I want Primanti Bros.


Primanti Bros. is really bad. I tried the steak sandwich and couldn't salvage it with all the hot sauce in the world.

What sandwich would you recommend?
 
2009-01-18 10:45:45 PM  
last one. promise
 
2009-01-18 10:46:07 PM  
Oh, if only every Ravens fan could have taken McGahee's place for that hit from Ryan Clark tonight. They deserve it more than he did.
 
2009-01-18 10:46:07 PM  
Fark YEAH!

Refs almost gave the game to the Ravens but quality showed through in the end.

Go STEELERS!

/suck it, haters
 
2009-01-18 10:46:16 PM  
Meet Us at the Stick: Robert1966: Don't go down to Liberty Ave, whatever you do.

I normally try to stay out of the Strip.

Unless I want Primanti Bros.


I used to just go to the one in Oakland.
 
2009-01-18 10:46:40 PM  
Also, expect the bandwagons for both teams to balloon enormously. Yes, even the Steelers' already gigantic bandwagon.

/SEVEN APPEARANCES!
 
2009-01-18 10:47:10 PM  
Meet Us at the Stick: last one. promise

I agree.
 
2009-01-18 10:47:41 PM  
OK, I'm outta here. Thanks again, cuss. And sorry about jinxing you, Baltimore and Philly, but maybe you both deserve it for all your stupid toll booths on I-95.
 
2009-01-18 10:47:49 PM  
DaGenius: Yes, even the Steelers' already gigantic bandwagon.

Steelers are consistently good. It's not really bandwagoning, exactly. Everyone in Pittsburgh owns a Steelers jersey.
 
2009-01-18 10:47:53 PM  
OK gang I'm out...will see you here if I'm not doing anything else.
 
2009-01-18 10:48:00 PM  
Meet Us at the Stick: Tomlin on NFL Network

/5000? wow


Forgive my ignorance, but what the hell are they talking about?
 
2009-01-18 10:48:03 PM  
HappyLittleTree: Primanti Bros. is really bad. I tried the steak sandwich and couldn't salvage it with all the hot sauce in the world.

What sandwich would you recommend?


Stay away from steak sandwiches unless you're in Philly.

Go with Pastrami and Cheese, or Capicola (spicy Italian Ham) and cheese. With fries and slaw, of course.
 
2009-01-18 10:48:08 PM  
PirateFreedom: Recent history (2000+) suggests the Steelers will beat the Cardinals because only the 06 Colts were a stronger offense than defense team.

Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, NY-G, have always been more known for defense as were the Patriots before Moss.

Teams known mostly for offensive like the Rams , Seahawks, Raiders and sadly last years Pats have been more likely to disappoint.

Also the 3-4 with it's ability to bring different rushers without blitzing has usually been the best scheme against Warner.

I expect a double digit line favoring Pittsburgh and I expect them to cover.


I expect you neither know how to read the thread nor how to set a proper line.
 
2009-01-18 10:48:21 PM  
Postgame riot! Steeler chick tipping!

img522.imageshack.us

Woo!

/or do I need to know somebody before I do that?
 
2009-01-18 10:48:23 PM  
Oh, if only all of the Ravens fans could have taken the place of Willis McGahee for that Ryan Clark hit. They deserve it more than he did.
 
2009-01-18 10:48:34 PM  
HappyLittleTree: Meet Us at the Stick: Robert1966: Don't go down to Liberty Ave, whatever you do.

I normally try to stay out of the Strip.

Unless I want Primanti Bros.

Primanti Bros. is really bad. I tried the steak sandwich and couldn't salvage it with all the hot sauce in the world.

What sandwich would you recommend?


Collasal Fish or Corned Beef. Add an egg, you're going to die anyways
 
2009-01-18 10:48:38 PM  
InferiousX: Pittsburgh is a 6.5 point fav

Link (new window)


Pitt should be farvored but 6.5 sounds about 2 points too high... i bet it moves
 
2009-01-18 10:48:42 PM  
HappyLittleTree: Primanti Bros. is really bad. I tried the steak sandwich and couldn't salvage it with all the hot sauce in the world.

What sandwich would you recommend?


Seriously? God, I'm in CT and I crave Primanti's on a weekly basis.

/usually order the hot sausage
//would pay 10x to get some right now
 
2009-01-18 10:49:10 PM  
I have a primantis 10 minutes from me on 60, there is one on 18th on the southside, one in market square, and one in north Versailles up 376. I think there's another one but can' recall where near me.

I have a $10 giftcard for there, yum. I think there food is highly overrated by us locals but it's tastes great to me. Not as great as we make it sound though.
 
2009-01-18 10:49:33 PM  
I had Steelers 24 Ravens 17

Is it The Price is Right rules where you cant go over or you bust. I usually bet based on the spread so I dont know how that other way works.
 
2009-01-18 10:49:50 PM  
Watching ESPN, I just realized that we've been spared listening to John Madden talk about the Ravens unbalanced line for 3 hours.

There IS a god!
 
2009-01-18 10:49:51 PM  
Land Snark: Oh, if only all of the Ravens fans could have taken the place of Willis McGahee for that Ryan Clark hit. They deserve it more than he did.

I'm in favor of this.
 
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