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rmz:He's not waking him up because he wants to help. He just wants food.
This. My cat wakes me up every five minutes at night unless we lock it out of the bedroom, and I can guarantee you there's nothing benevolent about it.
If the old coot kicks the bucket, then Blackie has no way to get at the Friskies in the cupboard and will have to feed off the corpse until someone find him.
This litle bugger has just returned home to my best friend's house in England after taking off for five loooong days and nights. She imagined him dead and buried so many times ...
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