Lonestar: Would be better with Creppy Petty Officer
log_jammin: "A navy officer who...""The petty officer admitted..."Petty officer isn't an "Officer"
borg: Was it this guy you Hockey Puck?
Ed Grubermann: See! Didn't we warn you guys about this? Did you listen? Noooo! You had to go and let heterosexuals in the military. And look what it got you. Perversion. Uncontrollable, unrepentant, undeniable, unacceptable perversion!
Senor Awesome: Not surprised in the slightest. I met some real dirtbags when I was in the US Navy. I can't imagine the UK Navy not having some douche-y equivalent besmirching the good reputation of their other service members.
gilgamesh23: Lonestar: Would be better with Creppy Petty OfficerBut then it wouldn't have... oh never mind.
Amigajoe: "Opie, an engineering mechanic who served on the helicopter carrier HMS Ocean,"-Could they have been more unimaginative? Seriously, how about the the S.S. Boat?
RubberFootMan: "The name Ocean entered the list from which names are selected for British ships in 1759, when the Royal Navy captured the French ship named Océan."
RubberFootMan: I recently read about the Battle of Trafalgar, and it was quite confusing as both sides used their own ships plus captured ships... so the Frenchness/Englishness of the ship's name didn't guarantee which side it was fighting on.
trixter_nl: gilgamesh23: Lonestar: Would be better with Creppy Petty OfficerBut then it wouldn't have... oh never mind.how about Chief Creepy Ceiling Petty Officer, or C3PO for short.
Day_Old_Dutchie: British Navy
fpage77: "The Culprit"
Veeoh: Day_Old_Dutchie: British NavyThe faking what?Royal! Damn it Royal! We have a monarchy you know./13 years in the ROYAL navy.//no, not a perv///or, in fact, a kiddie fiddler.
dripping with sarcasm: Came for ceiling cat.
Veeoh: Day_Old_Dutchie: British NavyThe faking what?Royal! Damn it Royal! We have a monarchy you know.
ShannonKW: No. No, you do not. To persuade even the most generous listener that some family constitutes a "monarchy" one would at least have to show that there is some functional head of the family and that his authority to dictate policy extends significantly beyond his housekeeping staff. You cannot claim to have a monarchy. Not yours.
jlsmi11: As a Chief Petty Officer, I'm getting....
RubberFootMan: peachpicker WonderwomanI don't see the problem with that.
somedude210: jaggspb: /q&dwhat about chewbacca my wookie?
RubberFootMan: We do have a monarchy.Just because you don't like/approve doesn't change that.
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