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(BBC)   CPO [Ceiling Petty Officer] is watching you shower   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 55
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2009-01-15 11:49:34 PM  
Would be better with Creppy Petty Officer
 
2009-01-15 11:54:19 PM  
Lonestar: Would be better with Creppy Petty Officer

But then it wouldn't have... oh never mind.
 
2009-01-16 12:06:06 AM  
....dad?
 
2009-01-16 01:03:39 AM  
 
2009-01-16 03:42:12 AM  
"A navy officer who..."

"The petty officer admitted..."



Petty officer isn't an "Officer"
 
2009-01-16 03:44:12 AM  
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2009-01-16 03:45:41 AM  
log_jammin: "A navy officer who..."

"The petty officer admitted..."


Petty officer isn't an "Officer"


Don't be petty.
 
2009-01-16 03:48:02 AM  
www.hogansheroesfanclub.com
 
2009-01-16 03:55:30 AM  
borg: Was it this guy you Hockey Puck?

It is a belt, not a bagel.
 
2009-01-16 04:15:44 AM  
See! Didn't we warn you guys about this? Did you listen? Noooo! You had to go and let heterosexuals in the military. And look what it got you. Perversion. Uncontrollable, unrepentant, undeniable, unacceptable perversion!
 
2009-01-16 04:23:11 AM  
Ed Grubermann: See! Didn't we warn you guys about this? Did you listen? Noooo! You had to go and let heterosexuals in the military. And look what it got you. Perversion. Uncontrollable, unrepentant, undeniable, unacceptable perversion!


See now this is funny. Them pesky straights.

// unfortunately this guys also seems to be a pedo judging by TFA
 
2009-01-16 04:54:49 AM  
Not surprised in the slightest. I met some real dirtbags when I was in the US Navy. I can't imagine the UK Navy not having some douche-y equivalent besmirching the good reputation of their other service members.
 
2009-01-16 05:00:59 AM  
"Opie, an engineering mechanic who served on the helicopter carrier HMS Ocean,"

-Could they have been more unimaginative? Seriously, how about the the S.S. Boat?
 
2009-01-16 05:02:51 AM  
Senor Awesome: Not surprised in the slightest. I met some real dirtbags when I was in the US Navy. I can't imagine the UK Navy not having some douche-y equivalent besmirching the good reputation of their other service members.

Actually I was suprised, that he was taping females.
 
2009-01-16 05:15:51 AM  
gilgamesh23: Lonestar: Would be better with Creppy Petty Officer

But then it wouldn't have... oh never mind.


how about Chief Creepy Ceiling Petty Officer, or C3PO for short.
 
2009-01-16 05:16:17 AM  
Amigajoe: "Opie, an engineering mechanic who served on the helicopter carrier HMS Ocean,"

-Could they have been more unimaginative? Seriously, how about the the S.S. Boat?


Blame the French...

"The name Ocean entered the list from which names are selected for British ships in 1759, when the Royal Navy captured the French ship named Océan."

I recently read about the Battle of Trafalgar, and it was quite confusing as both sides used their own ships plus captured ships... so the Frenchness/Englishness of the ship's name didn't guarantee which side it was fighting on.
 
2009-01-16 05:25:12 AM  
RubberFootMan: "The name Ocean entered the list from which names are selected for British ships in 1759, when the Royal Navy captured the French ship named Océan."

Océan was named after the titan Oceanus, son of Uranus and Gaia.

RubberFootMan: I recently read about the Battle of Trafalgar, and it was quite confusing as both sides used their own ships plus captured ships... so the Frenchness/Englishness of the ship's name didn't guarantee which side it was fighting on.

That's why flag ceremonies are so rigorously adhered to even to this day.

/apparently I did learn something from being press ganged into becoming a sea scout leader
//although not how to sail a boat
 
2009-01-16 05:28:50 AM  
Are we talking about the Freewinds here?
 
2009-01-16 05:39:10 AM  
hardinparamedic
Are we talking about the Freewinds here?

No, he would have been caught immediately after hacking up a lung from all the blue asbestos in his hiding spot.
 
2009-01-16 05:43:56 AM  
www.mutantreviewers.com

"Shower Scene!"
 
2009-01-16 06:00:40 AM  
PCU quote!

Like it, still think it is Piven's best work.
 
2009-01-16 06:03:46 AM  
trixter_nl: gilgamesh23: Lonestar: Would be better with Creppy Petty Officer

But then it wouldn't have... oh never mind.

how about Chief Creepy Ceiling Petty Officer, or C3PO for short.


Oh hell. That's a win right there.
 
2009-01-16 06:41:58 AM  
Ah, hello. Well first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of certain of my colleagues you may have seen earlier, but they are from broken homes, circus families and so on and they are in no way representative of the new modern improved British Navy. They are a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no voyeurism in the British Navy
 
2009-01-16 07:24:43 AM  
Day_Old_Dutchie: British Navy

The faking what?

Royal! Damn it Royal! We have a monarchy you know.

/13 years in the ROYAL navy.
//no, not a perv
///or, in fact, a kiddie fiddler.
 
2009-01-16 07:32:50 AM  
FarkinNortherner
Océan was named after the titan Oceanus, son of Uranus Urectum and Gaia.

FTFY
 
2009-01-16 07:40:03 AM  
fpage77: "The Culprit"

Damn beat me to it
 
2009-01-16 07:43:28 AM  
"Every time I meet someone like you in the Navy, I just want to run out, find the closest recruiter, and punch him in the face!"

/Chief Petty Officer
//enlisted in Fark as a PO2
///get off of my non-skidded lawn
 
2009-01-16 07:58:27 AM  
Veeoh: Day_Old_Dutchie: British Navy

The faking what?

Royal! Damn it Royal! We have a monarchy you know.

/13 years in the ROYAL navy.
//no, not a perv
///or, in fact, a kiddie fiddler.


So it's all royalty or all British? Or British royalty?

/confused
//Air Force
 
2009-01-16 08:01:34 AM  
Still waiting for a photoshop of a nerdy looking military guy looking down through a square cut hole in the ceiling....

/the gym
//I only have 26 minutes....
 
2009-01-16 08:04:47 AM  
No ceiling cat?

/feh.
 
2009-01-16 08:14:07 AM  
We had one of those in the US Navy a while back on the USS Germantown.

He was a Chief Petty Officer. Sadly my google-fu is weak because the Navy has decided that the word "voyeur" is not allowed to be searched for.
 
2009-01-16 08:28:33 AM  
i42.tinypic.com

/q&d
 
2009-01-16 08:36:43 AM  
A navy rating who cut holes in the ceiling and walls of changing rooms so he could film female shipmates has been jailed for two years.

Oh thank gawd. I was almost grossed out there for a minute.

/lolz
 
2009-01-16 09:13:02 AM  
I'm not familiar with the Navy ranking system, but isn't a Ceiling Petty Officer the same as a Rear Admiral?
 
2009-01-16 09:26:25 AM  
Came for ceiling cat. I guess that's close enough.
 
2009-01-16 09:31:01 AM  
Reminds me of this sick little kid in my high school, Fred Jones. He was obsessed with talking about sex, especially anal sex. A couple weeks before graduation he was caught peering down into the female bathrooms from the ceiling, watching girls pee. There was a thick dividing wall with a drop ceiling, and he removed the squares to get on top of the wall.

I always hated the kid's attitude and wish he was severely punished, but they let him graduate on time and everything. So, lesson NOT learned then.

/story time
 
2009-01-16 09:33:50 AM  
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2009-01-16 09:35:14 AM  
dripping with sarcasm: Came for ceiling cat.

You came for ceiling cat? So you were able to finish after you knew he was watching?

/was he grateful?
 
2009-01-16 09:57:28 AM  
I Wish Luka Magnotta was on the other side of that shower, LOL
i298.photobucket.com
Luka Magnotta
 
2009-01-16 10:16:56 AM  
peachpicker Wonderwoman

I don't see the problem with that.
 
2009-01-16 10:32:53 AM  
Veeoh: Day_Old_Dutchie: British Navy

The faking what?

Royal! Damn it Royal! We have a monarchy you know.


No. No, you do not. To persuade even the most generous listener that some family constitutes a "monarchy" one would at least have to show that there is some functional head of the family and that his authority to dictate policy extends significantly beyond his housekeeping staff. You cannot claim to have a monarchy. Not yours.

What you have is an assemblage of 5th generation descendants of a monarchy and their boy-toys. These descendants are kept at some expense in an apparent subsidy of the tabloid industry who film their antics as the titillated public feign shock. Lately one notices that they have been subjected to grim postings outside England which they spend vaguely standing about representing their sponsor in about the same way an unsuccessful shop in a mall sends its salesmen to stand outside its door when business is slack. All of this is pathetic to look upon, and it strikes no one as monarchical.

Had to get that off my chest. You can call it the "Royal Navy" if you like, or "Sam and Ed's New Adult Butter Churning Revue", but it's really the British Navy.
 
2009-01-16 10:45:15 AM  
As a Chief Petty Officer, I'm getting....
 
2009-01-16 10:47:01 AM  
ShannonKW: No. No, you do not. To persuade even the most generous listener that some family constitutes a "monarchy" one would at least have to show that there is some functional head of the family and that his authority to dictate policy extends significantly beyond his housekeeping staff. You cannot claim to have a monarchy. Not yours.

We do have a monarchy.

Just because you don't like/approve doesn't change that.

Just because it isn't a cruel, absolute, peasant crushing monarchy doesn't change that.

We rather like our powerless, bickering, 'C of E' monarchy - it suits us.
 
2009-01-16 11:00:26 AM  
jlsmi11: As a Chief Petty Officer, I'm getting....

... hot footage.


RubberFootMan: peachpicker Wonderwoman

I don't see the problem with that.


Maybe it should read, 'Wonder Woman is helping you masturbate.'


As for TFA, what happened to rum sodomy and the lash?
 
2009-01-16 11:02:24 AM  
if only he had known that the local Government minister would have let him watch her shower without going to jail...
 
2009-01-16 11:22:48 AM  
i287.photobucket.com

"Give me that you petty excuse for an officer!"
 
2009-01-16 11:42:39 AM  
During my 10 years in the USN, I never saw a female sailor that I'd want to ogle with her clothes on, let alone naked and wet.

If this guy wants to jack off to a bunch of fat, minotaur-faced lesbians with tits like cooked oatmeal and a personality to match, then he's already punishing himself more than society ever could.
 
2009-01-16 11:55:40 AM  
jaggspb: /q&d

what about chewbacca my wookie?
 
2009-01-16 01:14:39 PM  
somedude210: jaggspb: /q&d

what about chewbacca my wookie?


yoda is more into that
 
2009-01-16 01:27:54 PM  
In all fairness, he did join the navy to see the world.
 
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