Walker: I have a good looking woman doctor, so it's kinda fun for me each year. She also plays with my balls.

Same here - only she's a hot Asian doctor with slender fingers.

OlafTheBent: "Hey Doc... next time take off the ring."
"... that was my watch."

Didn't you notice both of his hands on your shoulders?

"Harder, doc. Yeah, that's it. "

Female proctologist to patient, "Mr. Smith you'll have to stop masterbating"

Mr. Smith,"Why"

Doctor, "Because I'm trying to examine you"

Who the fark started this trend of putt "man" into any term when adopting it for guys?

It's seriously retarded. So, stop.

It's better than a colonoscopy, butt not by much.

/unfortunately, this is first hand experience talking

I coughed out loud.

SFIA?

Who the fark started this trend of putt "man" into any term when adopting it for guys?

It's seriously retarded. So, stop.

Don't you mean mantarded?

We actually had a discussion concerning prostate cancer screening in class awhile back.

Basically, the long and short of it is this: Men over 40 should have a talk with their PCP about whether or not they wish to screen (rectal + blood test or just one or the other).

The advantage is that if there is a cancer, you are likely to find it.

The disadvantage is that if there is no cancer, you are likely to undergo damaging procedures to diagnose a benign lump, or remove a cancer that was too slow-growing to kill you in the first place.

Basically the bottomline is this: there is no clear advantage to routine prostate cancer screening in someone without significant risk factors. The utility of screening is debatable, so it is supposed to be a personal choice by the patient, who is to make an informed decision when presented with the facts.

I had my anal cherry popped last week.

Also, I went to the doctor and had a prostate exam, but that's another story.

My doc looks EXACTLY like the family guy doc. pudgy, moustash, the works.

As for the guy who said he had a slim asian woman doing it...well i dunno how i feel about that.

*thinks*

what are they feeling for in there, anyways?

Some guys like for their women to mess with their butts a little bit.

Seriously guys.

For those of you how don't RTFA, get a PSA test. It's just a blood test and could save your life.

Man-O-gram... always makes me think of memo-gram. And then I think of the doctor singing as he...

Yeah, well... Moving on...

i had a bad experience with this. I was around 10 or 11 and they sent me to a proctologist for my acid reflux (i still do not understand that). I was lying there and the dr. says "I have a medical student this semester, is it ok if they observe". Not wanting to be rude I said ok. In walks this gorgeous blond bombshell, the hottest I had seen at my young age. And then they both got to root around and examine.

\\ she had finger nails

Nightsweat: I had my anal cherry popped last week.

were you in a buffalo stance?

Bartleby the Scrivener: Nightsweat: I had my anal cherry popped last week.

were you in a buffalo stance?

tatonka? On my side, actually.

I was reading the Craigs List and it said go to this address to get your prostate checked. So I showed up, knocked on the door and a man dressed like a woman came out. So he checked me, then I stabbed him.

/Moonriver....

Oh sure, you answer the door when you hear "Man-O-Gram," but then you end up getting a prostate exam from a Landshark.

No.Thank.You.

Having once had a colonoscopy, I can honestly say it was the most unpleasant experience of my life.

Um, as an uninformed 26 year old who isn't looking forward to getting a chubby finger shoved up his butt, why wouldn't you just opt for the PSA? Unless of course they take the blood sample for the PSA directly from your colon... Anyone?

Ram it, Ram it, Ram it up your poopchute...
Cornhole!
Fist fark!
Wristwatch Crisco!


/RIP Frank, if only you had gotten it done sooner

***Paging Dr Jellyfinger***

make sure your 'doctor' has thin fingers. somehow, i don't think a finger up the butt is very Manly.

Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
Hockney: Is it Friday already?

ShyViolet2: Some guys like for their women to mess with their butts a little bit.

How YOU doin'?

Walker: I have a good looking woman doctor, so it's kinda fun for me each year. She also plays with my balls.

you lucky bastard!

Its ok for a guy to jam his schlong into his wife's pooper, but this is somehow wrong?

/doesn't have a doctor
//no Dr Jellyfinger for me

All well and good until it blossoms into a bromance.

Nightsweat: Bartleby the Scrivener: Nightsweat: I had my anal cherry popped last week.

were you in a buffalo stance?

tatonka.

tatonka ayotanka!

no. bad attempt at a pun: Neneh Cherry, Buffalo Stance (new window)

Shakespeare's Monkey It's probably that little finger jerk the doc does to trigger your junk to spew that makes your dignity grab the last chopper out.

I've never had this exam done, so my question would be...WTF?!?!

Diogenes: My folks had to fire my babysitter because she was drinking from our bar and smoking pot with her boyfriend.

About three years later my dad was having an "issue" and had to go for a colonoscopy. The technician performing the procedure? Jen, the fired babysitter.

Awwwwkwaaaard.

Poetic Justice that is. although i'm not a drinker or a smoker, i can sympathize.

vernonFL: Men should get over the whole 'finger in the butt' thing.

Um....we're gonna have to agree to disagree on that one, Vern.

marty200: Seriously guys.

For those of you how don't RTFA, get a PSA test. It's just a blood test and could save your life.

It's a bit more complex than that, sadly. A blood test could ruin your life. The tests, biopsies, surgeries, radiation, etc, could leave you incontinent and impotent, all while treating you for something that wasn't actually there or didn't even pose a threat to your life.

There's a reason the US Preventative Task Force was undecided as to what to recommend in relation to prostate cancer screening.