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2009-01-15 10:02:57 AM  
The younger generation's innate fear of body hair is laughable. I'll take a full bush over a stubbly, red-rash, ingrown-hair plagued snatch any day of the week.
 
2009-01-15 10:08:49 AM  
We've got bush!!!

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2009-01-15 10:10:43 AM  

DslainteC: I'll take a full bush over a stubbly, red-rash, ingrown-hair plagued snatch any day of the week.


The two are hardly mutually exclusive.
 
2009-01-15 10:16:09 AM  
Yeah, I have two sets of trimmers. One for the face and one for the crotch. Told my old roommate a few times not to use my trimmers and he never listened to me.

Then one day I caught him in the act of him trimming up his beard and informed him that the trimmer he was using was used to shave my balls.
 
2009-01-15 10:17:16 AM  
My reaction: you can all go to hell!
 
2009-01-15 10:17:31 AM  
Hair is AOK,

If it's a little too hairy you can just trim it with scissors. Or shave at the bikini line.

/nothing wrong with Pubic hair on either male or female
 
2009-01-15 10:18:15 AM  
"A man is attracted to you because he is attracted to you, not the shape of your breasts, and chances are he will be happy to see breasts again, anyway," she adds.

Let's get a mans opinion on that.
 
2009-01-15 10:18:41 AM  
What the fark is wrong with body hair? I managed to have sex for years without freaking out about crotch hair, and I think I can continue.

If I've reached the point where I know whether the guy trims or not, hair or no hair is not going to be a deal-breaker.
 
2009-01-15 10:18:45 AM  
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I vote shaved. BTW, doing a GIS for shaved even with moderate safe search on will get you canned. Let's be careful out there.

/and be bad to the bone, won't you?
 
2009-01-15 10:19:13 AM  
Isn't it true that once you start shaving "down there" you'd better keep doing it, or the area will begin itching like mad when the hair starts growing back?

/not shaving there
//hair's there for a reason
 
2009-01-15 10:19:14 AM  

DslainteC: The younger generation's innate fear of body hair is laughable. I'll take a full bush over a stubbly, red-rash, ingrown-hair plagued snatch any day of the week.


Yea, what kronicfield said.

That's like saying "I'll take an obese woman who can't move out of her chair without breaking it over an anorexic girl who has her shoulder blades sticking out of her back and a fully visible rack of ribs who can't take two steps without cracking her brittle feet bones."

How about instead of a full bush OR ingrown-hair plagued razor burns, just a smoothly shaved or waxed surface?
 
2009-01-15 10:20:12 AM  
DslainteC: The younger generation's innate fear of body hair is laughable.

Agreed Sir. This whole "I want to appear like a porno star with my 5 inch shaved weener" is a joke.
 
2009-01-15 10:20:15 AM  

wild9: Yeah, I have two sets of trimmers. One for the face and one for the crotch. Told my old roommate a few times not to use my trimmers and he never listened to me.

Then one day I caught him in the act of him trimming up his beard and informed him that the trimmer he was using was used to shave my balls.


Did you take a picture of his reaction to share with us?
 
2009-01-15 10:20:40 AM  

Bendal: Isn't it true that once you start shaving "down there" you'd better keep doing it, or the area will begin itching like mad when the hair starts growing back?

/not shaving there
//hair's there for a reason


Nope, not true.

And hair's there for a reason? I suspect you have sported a full beard since puberty, then?
 
2009-01-15 10:20:46 AM  
I hate shaved.
 
2009-01-15 10:20:46 AM  
I have bright red hair. I aint shaving my junk. it blazes like the glory of angels singing.
 
2009-01-15 10:21:51 AM  
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Looks like the BFG isn't so B and G where it counts, if you know what I mean.
 
2009-01-15 10:22:27 AM  
It's easier to just wax the balls. It doesn't grow back as quick.
 
2009-01-15 10:22:36 AM  
Just a light trim, nothing more.
 
2009-01-15 10:22:54 AM  

Fact Man: How about instead of a full bush OR ingrown-hair plagued razor burns, just a smoothly shaved or waxed surface?


How about just a nicely trimmed bush? Scissors, not razors. My point is: some hair is better than prepubescence.
 
2009-01-15 10:22:55 AM  
"A man is attracted to you because he is attracted to you, not the shape of your breasts, and chances are he will be happy to see breasts again, anyway," she adds.

And again, and again, and again.
 
2009-01-15 10:25:02 AM  
I got bored once and shaved my balls... it farking sucks when it grows back. Probably didn't help that I shaved my ass too.
 
2009-01-15 10:25:02 AM  
Pretty stupid article obviously written from a woman's only perspective.

For a man, sadly, sex is the same now as it always has been. A rare occurrence. Take it however and whenever you can. Same as the caveman days. Every generation seems to think they are somehow more sexual than any other. They are all wrong.

If I suddenly found myself single again (gods forbid) I would probably just find a few clean hookers.
 
2009-01-15 10:25:29 AM  

DslainteC: Fact Man: How about instead of a full bush OR ingrown-hair plagued razor burns, just a smoothly shaved or waxed surface?

How about just a nicely trimmed bush? Scissors, not razors. My point is: some hair is better than prepubescence.


Eh, I like women to be smooth, it feels nicer. And I've seen many a shaved girl, and I've never seen red razor burns.

If I got to third base and found a mound of fur down there, I'd probably think of an excuse to leave.

I don't associate being shaved with prepubescense either. I prefer a girl to shave there just like how I prefer that she shaves her legs. Are shaved legs also "prepubescent," since only little girls have naturally smooth legs?
 
2009-01-15 10:25:49 AM  
I sure hope my folks stay together. I'd rather not counsel my old man on junk hygiene.
 
2009-01-15 10:26:14 AM  
I had a cardio characterization about two weeks ago (to take pictures and to check for blockage of my ticker) and the nurse shaved the whole area while making farking jokes about how men find the shaving tickles and such, but I think she was just enjoying it.
/my humiliation I mean
//stultification.....let me show you
///farking nurses
 
2009-01-15 10:28:27 AM  
Also Do Not try to shave your sack with an electric shaver, it will not end well.
 
2009-01-15 10:28:35 AM  
I just give mine a trip with a number one ever few weeks and expect the same in my partner. Not a big deal, just courteous.
 
2009-01-15 10:29:27 AM  

Fact Man: If I got to third base and found a mound of fur down there, I'd probably think of an excuse to leave.


fag. Or pedophile. Can't decide which.

/au naturelle FTW
 
2009-01-15 10:29:34 AM  
Shaved junk? I highly suggest you try it.

/nothing like a shorn scrotum
//breathtaking
 
2009-01-15 10:30:53 AM  

Kar98: Fact Man: If I got to third base and found a mound of fur down there, I'd probably think of an excuse to leave.

fag. Or pedophile. Can't decide which.

/au naturelle FTW


fag or pedophile?

Please explain how either conclusion makes sense.

Here, I'll give you a template:

1.) Disliking furry bushes on women means you're gay because ________________.

2.) Disliking furry bushes on women means you're a pedophile because ______________________.

I'll wait.
 
2009-01-15 10:30:55 AM  
Me? I like a little bush.
 
2009-01-15 10:31:30 AM  

psyon: I got bored once and shaved my balls...


That's an odd way fight boredom. You need a hobby. Or at least read a book or something next time.
 
2009-01-15 10:31:32 AM  

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2009-01-15 10:31:40 AM  

Braindeath: wild9: Yeah, I have two sets of trimmers. One for the face and one for the crotch. Told my old roommate a few times not to use my trimmers and he never listened to me.

Then one day I caught him in the act of him trimming up his beard and informed him that the trimmer he was using was used to shave my balls.

Did you take a picture of his reaction to share with us?


I wish I would have. It was a look of pure horror for the most part, he learned his lesson though. Guess when your roommate tells you not to use a personal hygiene item of theirs, there is a good reason for it though.
 
2009-01-15 10:32:23 AM  

baufan2005: It's easier to just wax the balls. It doesn't grow back as quick.


I accidentally pulled a hair from my sack once. I must've pulled the root out with it because there was a chunk of flesh-colored something at the end of it. It also hurt in ways I never thought possible, and the pain lasted for several days.

I will not be waxing my balls.
 
2009-01-15 10:32:30 AM  
Nair. Just don't leave it on for 20 minutes like I did last time....
 
2009-01-15 10:33:27 AM  
The only folks who like a full bush are the ones who refuse to do oral.

That isn't surprising, though- I don't expect most farkers to know how to please a woman.
 
2009-01-15 10:34:40 AM  

Fact Man: Kar98: Fact Man: If I got to third base and found a mound of fur down there, I'd probably think of an excuse to leave.

fag. Or pedophile. Can't decide which.

/au naturelle FTW

fag or pedophile?

Please explain how either conclusion makes sense.

Here, I'll give you a template:

1.) Disliking furry bushes on women means you're gay because __you find natural looking women disgusting and scary__.

2.) Disliking furry bushes on women means you're a pedophile because __you'd rather bang 8 year old__.

I'll wait.


/eight year olds, dude!
 
2009-01-15 10:34:51 AM  

DslainteC: The younger generation's innate fear of body hair is laughable. I'll take a full bush over a stubbly, red-rash, ingrown-hair plagued snatch any day of the week.


Have fun choking on the hairs. I prefer mine at least trimmed.
 
2009-01-15 10:35:00 AM  
I prefer shaved with a bit of a landing strip. Easy to keep smooth if you go over it daily. Skin feels wetter, which makes it hotter whenever I or my boyfriend decide to play with my bits. He just trims since I love deep throat but hate hairs in my mouth. I wouldn't turn him away for sex with a full man-bush but oral wouldn't be happening.

/It was pretty easy to convince him to keep trimming...I just 'accidentally' yanked a couple of the long hairs during a handjob.
//sorry, darling
///not getting hairs in my mouth ever
 
2009-01-15 10:35:04 AM  
I bet all the hairy balled farkers who dont shave are probably pushing 40+
 
2009-01-15 10:35:11 AM  
The wife trims hers once in awhile, but most times doesn't. I keep telling her that wearing nice lingerie, is totally nullified if there is bush sticking out both sides of the panties part. She trimmed it down real close once but wont' shave due to the "itchies"
I suggested that I do it some time but had to add details of a blindfold and tie-downs...heh heh, she liked the idea then. ;-)

She's got the c-section scar which doesn't bother me. I'm far from perfect at 300lb with a gut covered in stretch marks. Gotta trim up a bit so we's can find it...lol
 
2009-01-15 10:35:23 AM  

Fact Man: If I got to third base and found a mound of fur down there, I'd probably think of an excuse to leave.


Don't worry about it, it's highly unlikely you'll ever get to third base.
 
2009-01-15 10:35:41 AM  
I shave my junk occasionally, if the woman and I are having a date night. Just makes the whole sex thing hotter if we're not both pausing every minute to pull pubes out of our mouths.

The itching when it grows back is annoying, though. Nearly drove off the road the other day when I got insane burning crotch itch at 65 mph. It was scratch or drive, and I couldn't do both. Yeah, it was a two-hander.
 
2009-01-15 10:35:41 AM  

Ringtailed79: The only folks who like a full bush are the ones who refuse to do oral.


Bullcrap.

/bookmarked for the wife
 
2009-01-15 10:37:10 AM  
I dont care. I prefer no hair in the summer, who the hell wants swass and crap load of itchy hair. As for the winter... well it doesn't matter, its -34F in MN today so it's already crawled back inside to stay warm.

/What do you mean yours can't go back inside, isn't that normal?
 
2009-01-15 10:37:46 AM  

Bendal: Isn't it true that once you start shaving "down there" you'd better keep doing it, or the area will begin itching like mad when the hair starts growing back?

/not shaving there
//hair's there for a reason


The itching starts immediately, whether it's under your arms or down there.
 
2009-01-15 10:38:26 AM  

Ringtailed79: The only folks who like a full bush are the ones who refuse to do oral.


Quite the reverse, in fact. Savor the flavor.

/when you grow up, of course.
 
2009-01-15 10:38:52 AM  
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So do I use a downward swoosh or should I approach it from the side?
 
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