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(Some Guy)   Reclusive angry man crashes plane into own house   (cmonitor.com) divider line 16
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2001-08-30 12:37:44 AM
I'd grew up about .5 miles from the crash site.

Nothing special here - I just think it's cool when my sleepy little hometown makes the news.
 
2001-08-30 12:42:11 AM
i was wondering when this was going to show up on here.
 
2001-08-30 12:42:15 AM
Sometime during the last few months the Joys moved into their Amherst home. But then something happened, perhaps something that would drive Joy to suicide.

Bullshiat, this dude had apparently been vucked for a while.

Anyone get the impression that he was destroying everything that he had in one swoop (including spending a poo-load (or pork-load, for Leopold) of money on stupid things like the disposal) so that he could screw his wife one last time, by leaving her nothing.?.?.

 
2001-08-30 12:48:55 AM
I just realize that I wrote "I'd grew up ... "

Just call me Captain Grammar. It's late, I guess ... :)
 
2001-08-30 12:50:19 AM
I'd just jump out.
 
2001-08-30 01:01:32 AM
"Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats,
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

[chorus]
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!
 
2001-08-30 01:24:33 AM
I think that has to be one of the most interesting ways I've heard of someone checking out in a while. Definately a lot classier than swallowing a few bottles of pills and sticking a plastic bag over your head.
 
2001-08-30 02:23:18 AM
I'd kill myself if too if I had the last name of Joy.
 
2001-08-30 02:24:47 AM
happy happy joy joy song. ahh, the memories.
 
2001-08-30 02:52:43 AM
SlumLord: Your sleepy little hometown would be proud, Capt. Grammar.
 
2001-08-30 05:29:28 AM
The "irony" being his last name is... er, was "Joy."
 
2001-08-30 08:56:05 AM
Crazy dudes like this make me feel so secure in my sanity. Thanks Mr. Joy.
 
2001-08-30 10:33:19 AM
Got to give the dude credit. If your going to do something do it right the first time.
 
2001-08-30 01:32:22 PM
I think we're going to have an irony problem with this one.
 
2001-08-30 05:01:20 PM
Boy, if I had a nickel every time I crashed a plane into my house, I'd have...no nickels. Thank you, Mr. Joy, for ruining my fun. However, if he was a teenager, the blame would be placed on video games.

Moral: Only adults can commit suicide in a rational way.
 
2001-08-30 06:22:43 PM
And the Devil laughed: "HAW HAW HAW."
 
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