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		Australian navy sub commander admits hot female sailors in bikinis would help recruitment efforts, raise periscopes (news.com.au)		103
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The First		2009-01-14 10:14:06 PM

Start the "women in the bikinins" thread...

Cthulus_Toaster		2009-01-14 10:14:25 PM

my ballast is flooding

derbtastic		2009-01-14 10:14:34 PM

Yes, please

wut_the_fark		2009-01-14 10:14:54 PM

Seamen.

tiiger		2009-01-14 10:15:12 PM

Would they polish torpedoes?

Chris P. Bacon		2009-01-14 10:15:23 PM

Ship Ahoy!

kayos		2009-01-14 10:18:01 PM

Not to subtract from the bikini pics.

FTAIn an interview with men's magazine Ralph revealed the naval uniform works to "either pull a chick or get in a fight".

This is a priceless quote!

/just my opinion

CleverGuy81		2009-01-14 10:18:59 PM

aye matey!
yer the captain!
anyone else remember warcraft 2? i loved the orc naval units.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2009-01-14 10:19:58 PM

I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo.

undernova		2009-01-14 10:22:31 PM

Came for Catherine Bell pics, leaving disappointed, but optimistic for later.

AR55		2009-01-14 10:22:53 PM

The First: The recruits in question:

Only one of those girls looks "of age."

/I feel dirty.

The Gunslinger Roland		2009-01-14 10:23:21 PM

The recruitment drive would definitely work.

Wolfmanjames		2009-01-14 10:23:31 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Came here to do this, so I guess I'll have to settle for making the obvious joke about a sub being an elongated object full of seamen.

AppleDane		2009-01-14 10:25:25 PM

To think an Aussie sub-chief would sink to that level...

/but whatever floats his boat
//once you go down, it's no use trying to bail

ToobTopTuesdays		2009-01-14 10:25:32 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Came for that.

/So to speak.

Fether		2009-01-14 10:25:59 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Came for the Spinal Tap. Leaving satisfied.

nanded		2009-01-14 10:27:58 PM

Mickey		2009-01-14 10:28:54 PM

Austria has a navy?

AzErNy		2009-01-14 10:29:46 PM

CleverGuy81:
aye matey!
yer the captain!
anyone else remember warcraft 2? i loved the orc naval units.

Only on Fark will someone ruin a perfectly good bikini babe thread with video games.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude		2009-01-14 10:30:07 PM

AR55: The First: The recruits in question:

Only one of those girls looks "of age."

/I feel dirty.

I'd go to jail for the bottom two

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class		2009-01-14 10:30:26 PM

Das booty.

EngineerBoy		2009-01-14 10:32:11 PM

One schwing, Vasily...

eviljimbo		2009-01-14 10:32:54 PM

i don't know that he suggested it as much as he agreed it would work

control-z		2009-01-14 10:33:12 PM

bearded clamorer		2009-01-14 10:33:28 PM

Leskay		2009-01-14 10:34:21 PM

Sump in the rump.

Anyone heard of that charming Navy tradition?

phrawgh		2009-01-14 10:35:22 PM

STD rates will rise as well, like the Marines and Army.

/submarine
//120 men go down
///60 couples come up

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2009-01-14 10:36:36 PM

I'd sail 'er.

I'd hoist her anchor.

I'd batten down her hatches.

But I wouldn't swab her poop deck.

Phil Moskowitz		2009-01-14 10:37:55 PM

Sub-commander?

CleverGuy81		2009-01-14 10:38:51 PM

AzErNy: CleverGuy81:
aye matey!
yer the captain!
anyone else remember warcraft 2? i loved the orc naval units.

Only on Fark will someone ruin a perfectly good bikini babe thread with video games.

Judging by the current set of posts, it's far from ruined, buddy. Polluted, perhaps, but not ruined.

Sorry to distract you from your urgent fapping business.

texdent		2009-01-14 10:39:15 PM

Phil Moskowitz: Sub-commander?

I would commander.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2009-01-14 10:40:31 PM

Wolfmanjames		2009-01-14 10:42:06 PM

Phil Moskowitz: Sub-commander?

Domme commander works just as well.

Get your minds out of the gutter. You're blocking my periscope.

Wentzbag		2009-01-14 10:42:39 PM

Leskay: Sump in the rump.

Anyone heard of that charming Navy tradition?

It sounds better than the shared "cruise sock". I mean who hasn't had chocolate sauce on their balls before?

True, it was never applied by a sailor, but once she was dressed as a nurse, and isn't that close enough?

Freak Flag Fly		2009-01-14 10:42:50 PM

TFA: Asked by the magazine "if female sailors all had to be hot and had to wear bikinis, would that help recruitment?", Commander Phillips is quoted as responding: "It would certainly get the right demographic of young men in. I'm not sure how feasible it is, however."

Well, yeah, given that we have bigoted laws that prevent gay men from serving, I suppose it would.

wildcardjack		2009-01-14 10:43:58 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache

Damn well took you long enough!

I just realized I own that on VHS. I don't own a VCR.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2009-01-14 10:44:29 PM

Wentzbag: Leskay: Sump in the rump.

Anyone heard of that charming Navy tradition?

It sounds better than the shared "cruise sock". I mean who hasn't had chocolate sauce on their balls before?

True, it was never applied by a sailor, but once she was dressed as a nurse, and isn't that close enough?

You know the "bag" part of your handle is extraneous right?

SuperCatBarf		2009-01-14 10:44:31 PM

I suppose they'll commandeer the Wicked Weasel folk.

AzErNy		2009-01-14 10:45:24 PM

AzErNy: CleverGuy81:
aye matey!
yer the captain!
anyone else remember warcraft 2? i loved the orc naval units.

Only on Fark will someone ruin a perfectly good bikini babe thread with video games.

Judging by the current set of posts, it's far from ruined, buddy. Polluted, perhaps, but not ruined.

Sorry to distract you from your urgent fapping business.

Thank you for your concern.

/kinda reminds me of the kindess I encountered in forrests of Everquest
/Not

Zeppelininthesky		2009-01-14 10:45:47 PM

Wentzbag: Oh, and allow me to help with the "Save the Thread" movement

Bless you sir..

Wentzbag		2009-01-14 10:46:10 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: You know the "bag" part of your handle is extraneous right?

Yeah

CleverGuy81		2009-01-14 10:47:13 PM

AzErNy: AzErNy: CleverGuy81:
aye matey!
yer the captain!
anyone else remember warcraft 2? i loved the orc naval units.

Only on Fark will someone ruin a perfectly good bikini babe thread with video games.

Judging by the current set of posts, it's far from ruined, buddy. Polluted, perhaps, but not ruined.

Sorry to distract you from your urgent fapping business.

Thank you for your concern.

/kinda reminds me of the kindess I encountered in forrests of Everquest
/Not

Kindess? Wtf is that? And Everquest? is that like that board game Heroquest?

You lost me, man. I wish my dork-fu were stronger.

dennysgod		2009-01-14 10:49:18 PM

Not everyone can look good in a bikini

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2009-01-14 10:49:25 PM

Four sexy lady torpedos swimming hot straight and normal towards your coordinates!

Dubai Vol		2009-01-14 10:51:08 PM

wildcardjack:

I just realized I own that on VHS. I don't own a VCR.

LOLwut?

People crack me up. My VCR still does a perfectly good job of recording stuff I want to watch later, AND PLAYING ALL THOSE MOVIES I HAVE ON VHS.

Yes, there is newer and cooler, but the VCR didn't stop working the day TIVO came out.

thatmanfromtexas		2009-01-14 10:53:39 PM

Asked by the magazine "if female sailors all had to be hot and had to wear bikinis, would that help recruitment?", Commander Phillips is quoted as responding: "It would certainly get the right demographic of young men in. I'm not sure how feasible it is, however."

I don't see what is so sexist or demeaning to women about his reply. Someone was being a bit overly sensitive.

suthernfried		2009-01-14 10:54:33 PM

Will they soak corks?
errr, I mean of course "soaka de corks?"

/should not be obscure

Dubai Vol		2009-01-14 10:55:25 PM

Oh, and

Wentzbag		2009-01-14 10:56:56 PM

I don't care WHAT this thread signed, heroic measures WILL be taken!

www.dollydagger.co.uk

Dubai Vol		2009-01-14 10:57:36 PM

suthernfried: Will they soak corks?
errr, I mean of course "soaka de corks?"

/should not be obscure

They will also wanna sheet on the bed and wanna fork on the table

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