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(News.com.au)   Man in leather mask slaps woman in face with dildo, then it gets weird   (news.com.au) divider line 50
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2009-01-13 02:11:26 AM
Or as I call it, Friday night.
 
2009-01-13 02:35:28 AM
A Bruce Seven production?
 
2009-01-13 04:50:37 AM
Use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo.
 
2009-01-13 05:00:43 AM
The Rabbit can be considered a dangerous weapon if used incorrectly. Head still hurts.
 
2009-01-13 05:01:48 AM
members.ii.net

Approves.
 
2009-01-13 05:02:25 AM
"Burglar used sex toy to beat woman victim, court told"
 
2009-01-13 05:09:19 AM
Trying to impress Hatchet Harry, are we?
 
2009-01-13 05:10:51 AM
And a good time was had by all.
 
2009-01-13 05:20:37 AM
farker killed a dog dressed like the Gimp.

I'mma get me some hard pipe hittin' successful african americans with pilers and a blow torch and get medieval on his ass.
 
2009-01-13 05:23:25 AM
WTF are pilers?
 
2009-01-13 05:23:28 AM
doglover: farker killed a dog dressed like the Gimp.

I'mma get me some hard pipe hittin' successful african americans with pilers and a blow torch and get medieval on his ass.


fitting name.
but fark em, killing a helpless dog, and for what? because it annoyed them?
 
2009-01-13 05:25:37 AM
Wow.

I guess they have a meth problem down under too. Jeeze. Poor dog. Poor woman! At least she wasn't assaulted with her own dildo.

I am definitely buying the t-shirt with the headline.
 
2009-01-13 05:30:52 AM
Well, thanks to their inability to list the woman's name (even though she's 21 and was arrested with the guy... way to go), they'll never see her again.
 
2009-01-13 05:49:31 AM
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2009-01-13 06:02:24 AM
ready_set_moe: ">

came here to post this.
You can also get CJ in the leather suit, but i'm not going to play through the game today just to make a screenshot.
 
2009-01-13 06:02:44 AM
Bagelox-99: WTF are pilers?



Pilers referes to a group of people who piles.
 
2009-01-13 06:06:57 AM
When I was in HS somebody got slapped in the face with a dildo. The dildo-slapper was suspended for 5 days. Didn't make the news.

/thought I'd share
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2009-01-13 06:15:36 AM
C'mon.....like I'm the only other guy to go this....................
 
2009-01-13 06:30:28 AM
freakymescan: Bagelox-99: WTF are pilers?



Pilers referes to a group of people who piles.


I beg to differ.
I believe that, in best Python tradition, they are members of SFPTOTOOT (the Society For Putting Things On Top Of Other Things)
 
2009-01-13 06:34:11 AM
Kinky.
 
2009-01-13 06:42:07 AM
ready_set_moe

his +2 sword of destiny
 
2009-01-13 06:53:03 AM
A typical happy hour in Detroit......
 
2009-01-13 06:53:37 AM
More went on here than the article is letting on...

FTA
The court was told Burke wore a black leather mask and was armed with a large rubber dildo wrapped in duct tape, which he used to assault the 49-year-old female occupant of the house. Burke then allegedly assaulted the woman about the face and head with the dildo...

Two of the charges carry a maximum penalty of life imprisonment.

Burke AND his female co-accused then allegedly took the family dog to a nearby park..



There were TWO perps involved, one of the assaults was probably a rape, this was a home invasion (even more farked up) and the victim probably knew the guy which explains why he removed the dog from the house and tortured it off scene (grudge against the dog). Bottom line, these are serious crimes and this article is not funny.
 
2009-01-13 06:55:10 AM
a large rubber dildo wrapped in duct tape

Why wrapped in duct tape and how "large"? Inquiring fantasies minds want to know.
 
2009-01-13 07:22:43 AM
If I ever start a band, I'm calling it "Dildo Assault"
 
2009-01-13 07:22:44 AM
luckyeddie: freakymescan: Bagelox-99: WTF are pilers?



Pilers referes to a group of people who piles.

I beg to differ.
I believe that, in best Python tradition, they are members of SFPTOTOOT (the Society For Putting Things On Top Of Other Things)


So sorry. Please forgive my ignorance.
 
2009-01-13 07:28:39 AM
torch: Or as I call it, Friday night.

Over in one.
 
2009-01-13 07:52:34 AM
Despite the headlines, it never does get weirder than the initial story, does it?
 
2009-01-13 08:04:03 AM
Scruffinator: When I was in HS somebody got slapped in the face with a dildo. The dildo-slapper was suspended for 5 days. Didn't make the news.

/thought I'd share


By "somebody" do you mean you were slapped in the face with a dildo? It's ok, you can talk about it here. This a safe place.
 
2009-01-13 08:17:04 AM
FTA: Burke then allegedly assaulted the woman about the face and head with the dildo leaving her with bruising and small bumps to the face.

genital warts?
 
2009-01-13 08:37:02 AM
Were they nihilists?
 
2009-01-13 08:46:30 AM
she forgot to use the safeword?

/dnrta
 
2009-01-13 09:13:11 AM
Ahh Mackay. Great place to visit, but I don't think I could ever live there again...
 
2009-01-13 09:16:33 AM
came for GTA

leaves giggling
 
2009-01-13 09:33:47 AM
I thought the one in the gimp suit was always the receiver.
 
2009-01-13 09:46:24 AM
Dad?

Mom?

Did you get me that new doggie for my birthday?
 
2009-01-13 09:47:46 AM
i69.photobucket.com
approves
 
2009-01-13 10:29:13 AM
content8.flixster.com

Approves.
 
2009-01-13 10:31:47 AM
Bastard_Lunatic: approves

Came for the Naked Gun "Assault with a concrete dildo" reference. Thank you!
 
2009-01-13 10:46:11 AM
If these victims had been properly armed and trained in dildo defense this never would have happened.

Dildos don't kill people, people kill people etc...
 
2009-01-13 10:55:42 AM
illogic: If these victims had been properly armed and trained in dildo defense this never would have happened.

Dildos don't kill people, people minorities kill people etc...


fixed that for you
 
2009-01-13 11:10:17 AM
The Aristocrats!
 
2009-01-13 11:24:03 AM
turtle-tracks:

There were TWO perps involved, one of the assaults was probably a rape, this was a home invasion (even more farked up) and the victim probably knew the guy which explains why he removed the dog from the house and tortured it off scene (grudge against the dog). Bottom line, these are serious crimes and this article is not funny.


Sorry, any article with the word "dildo" in the headline is prima facie funny.

/yes, I am twelve
 
2009-01-13 11:38:24 AM
Scruffinator: When I was in HS somebody got slapped in the face with a dildo.

A Rabbit punch?
 
2009-01-13 02:03:46 PM
You must see
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a0ly_2iKoc
 
2009-01-13 02:24:15 PM
turtle-tracks: There were TWO perps involved, one of the assaults was probably a rape, this was a home invasion (even more farked up) and the victim probably knew the guy which explains why he removed the dog from the house and tortured it off scene (grudge against the dog). Bottom line, these are serious crimes and this article is not funny.

Why so serious?

/this is Fark; any mention of the word 'dildo' in an article is gonna get laughed at
 
2009-01-13 03:37:50 PM
Link (new window)
honestly, look
 
2009-01-13 05:24:43 PM
dildos are funny
 
2009-01-13 05:28:53 PM
Hate to be racist, but the most redneck and peabrained shiat that is happening in the world always seems to come from Australian articles.
 
2009-01-13 07:54:30 PM
Came for Hatchet Harry reference
leaving satisfied
 
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