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(Boston Globe)   US Marshalls apparently feel the best use of their resources is motorcades to major sporting events and moonlighting as statisticians for Fox Sports   (boston.com) divider line 28
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2009-01-13 01:42:36 AM
Who cares about what a bunch of guys name Marshall do?
 
2009-01-13 07:23:23 AM
Glad the subby knows how to spell US Marshals right...
 
DOW
2009-01-13 07:29:16 AM
blackhawk465: Glad the subby knows how to spell US Marshals right...

I came here to say that.
 
2009-01-13 07:30:24 AM
IAmRight: Who cares about what a bunch of guys name Marshall do?

Nice one, Marshall.
 
2009-01-13 07:31:09 AM
No no no. subby is talking about the department store, Marshalls, located in the US. How could that possibly be misinterpreted?
 
2009-01-13 07:31:29 AM
Taking a break from shoving trees in dinosaur mouths?
 
2009-01-13 07:35:22 AM
IAmRight: Who cares about what a bunch of guys name Marshall do?

Haaaave you met Ted?
 
2009-01-13 07:36:08 AM
Marshall, Marshall, Marshall!

www.philly2hoboken.com
 
2009-01-13 07:45:01 AM
Were they working this weekend when the douchebag Fox announcers (Buck & Aikman) kept saying the Giants hadn't sacked the best quarterback to ever grace the face of the earth(TM) after his intentional grounding penalty in the endzone for a safety?

/Farking hate the Eagles
//Buck & Aikman annoy me slightly less than John Madden
 
2009-01-13 07:47:47 AM
In their defense, you don't leave Tim McCarver unguarded.

i150.photobucket.com
 
2009-01-13 07:48:58 AM
Alright, listen up, people. Our sportscaster has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your sportscaster's name is Mr. Tim McCarver. Go get him.
 
2009-01-13 07:51:09 AM
MidgetToss: No no no. subby is talking about the department store, Marshalls, located in the US. How could that possibly be misinterpreted?

I thought subby was referring to the Marshall Islands, and that he / she mistakenly believed that part of it belonged to another country (like how we say "US Virgin Islands" vs "British Virgin Islands").
 
2009-01-13 07:52:30 AM
Arkanaut: I thought subby was referring to the Marshall Islands, and that he / she mistakenly believed that part of it belonged to another country (like how we say "US Virgin Islands" vs "British Virgin Islands").

Dammit, I just checked and found out the Marshall Islands are independent now.
 
2009-01-13 08:02:05 AM
www.dcdesignsarch.com
 
2009-01-13 08:15:35 AM
Well, it's better than making crappy sequels to <i>The Fugitive</i> 10 years after anyone cared.
 
2009-01-13 08:34:22 AM
Spicy_McHaggis: Well, it's better than making crappy sequels to <i>The Fugitive</i> 10 years after anyone cared.

That movie was actually pretty good.
 
2009-01-13 08:38:20 AM
bubbaprog: Spicy_McHaggis: Well, it's better than making crappy sequels to <i>The Fugitive</i> 10 years after anyone cared.

That movie was actually pretty good.


Would have been better if it was about Snipes being a fugitive for tax evasion.
 
2009-01-13 08:48:10 AM
static.howstuffworks.com
 
2009-01-13 09:00:09 AM
Awesome to the Maxx.
 
2009-01-13 09:02:36 AM
I don't care!

www.mattandave.com
 
2009-01-13 09:06:10 AM
Not mentioned in News bit: The US Marshal in San Francisco telling the scumbo to take a trolley. Note to young working Marshals: Blind obedience to your idiot group supervisors and middle management is what made the disaster at Waco happen. Also: when confronted by an ethics lawyer, RUN...
 
2009-01-13 09:25:11 AM
Huh...even the Feds act like typical scumbag local cops. Whodathunkit?
 
2009-01-13 10:48:57 AM
blackhawk465: Glad the subby knows how to spell US Marshals right...

Especially when it's spelled right in the first graf of the story.
 
2009-01-13 12:06:17 PM
Came to read people ragging on submitter for his/her crappy spelling. Good show, people, carry on.

/reading is fundamental
 
2009-01-13 12:28:41 PM
If McCarver's motorcade passes Garry Maddox on the way home, does Buck only let him get to first base?

/anyone?
 
2009-01-13 01:14:44 PM
It's called perks of the job.

What use is power if you can't abuse it?
 
2009-01-13 05:38:38 PM
i.a.cnn.net

approves
 
2009-01-13 11:12:02 PM
Cool, good to know there's some old fashioned corruption in the department I'm trying to get in with...
 
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