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(WRAL)   Jail is a scary place. Scarier if this is your jailer...OMG MY EYES   (wral.com) divider line 120
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2009-01-12 11:17:38 PM  
From her booking photo and the article's description of what she got busted for, she's pretty much consistant with every woman from North Carolina that I've ever met.

/bonus reference to moonshine
//glad I live 3,000 miles from that
 
2009-01-12 11:18:33 PM  
Faces of Meth?
 
2009-01-12 11:24:22 PM  
UsikFark: Faces of Meth?

I thought meth made you lose weight
 
2009-01-12 11:25:56 PM  
Alice!
 
2009-01-12 11:34:32 PM  
To protect and swerve.
 
2009-01-13 01:06:40 AM  
Protect and serve...moonshine involved. Her hubby looks like a piece of work too.
 
2009-01-13 01:09:36 AM  
Pamela Anderson has really let herself go..!
 
2009-01-13 01:18:00 AM  
"mmmm...blueberry pie!!!!!"
 
2009-01-13 06:03:13 AM  
UsikFark: Faces of Meth?

Faces of Chocolate Cake.
 
2009-01-13 06:25:01 AM  
It's a farking Ugnaut. Into the carbon freezer with you!
 
2009-01-13 06:26:10 AM  
I'd hit it... with ordnance.
 
2009-01-13 06:27:15 AM  
ahh moonshine....
 
2009-01-13 06:29:14 AM  
Well, I suppose it does benefit the prisoners. That way, every last trace of their heterosexuality will be extinguished, and prison sex becomes something for all to enjoy.
 
2009-01-13 06:29:56 AM  

Superjail?


One of the worst cartoons I've ever seen on Adult Swim.

 
2009-01-13 06:30:58 AM  
Shirley you can't be serious. That's a dude.
 
2009-01-13 06:31:59 AM  
www.grey-monkey.com

For some reason, I keep looking at this photo and thinking that's what Hannah Montana's going to look like in about ten years.
 
2009-01-13 06:33:13 AM  
Somewhere out there is a web developer who thinks it is better to display still photos via Flash than it is just to display them as graphics. What a fascinating world this is. So many points of view!
 
2009-01-13 06:33:30 AM  
FTA: "Her husband, Thomas Joseph Tyndall, was also in the vehicle with her, was also charged with aiding and abetting DWI and possession of moonshine."

Is that like accessory to shoplifting?

www.jonathanlynn.com
 
2009-01-13 06:35:58 AM  
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
 
2009-01-13 06:38:01 AM  
How do you get your face that red and your hair that yellow? I thought oompa lumpas (sp) were the only things full on primary colors.
 
2009-01-13 06:39:30 AM  
www.grey-monkey.com

Her husband, Thomas Joseph Tyndall, was also in the vehicle with her, was also charged with aiding and abetting DWI and possession of moonshine.

the picture exlains the husband's moonshine habit
 
2009-01-13 06:40:53 AM  
Mister Awesome:
UsikFark: Faces of Meth?
I thought meth made you lose weight


Scary thought: maybe it did.
 
2009-01-13 06:42:35 AM  
Mom?
 
2009-01-13 06:48:16 AM  
Moonshine's a hell of a drug.
 
2009-01-13 06:50:48 AM  
Man, Charo's let herself go:

pointlessbanter.net

www.grey-monkey.com
 
2009-01-13 06:52:53 AM  
www.starstore.com

/hot
 
2009-01-13 06:54:46 AM  
Ahhh warsh mahself with a rag on a stick.

/next county over
//all the difference in the world
 
2009-01-13 06:54:52 AM  
cantsleep: Moonshine's a hell of a drug.

Damn you, I came in here to say that,
 
2009-01-13 06:58:56 AM  
Thanks for the chuckle Subby...
 
2009-01-13 06:59:15 AM  
FTFA: possession of moonshine

Dear North Carolina Rednecks,

I realize that y'all don't get much news up there, but Prohibition ended in 1933.

Sincerely,

Tennessee Rednecks

P.S. The Great War is over. We won.
 
2009-01-13 07:00:07 AM  
web.mit.edu
 
2009-01-13 07:01:52 AM  
I'm sure repeated use of a cast-iron skillet might actually make that face better.

But then again, I doubt it could make it worse.
 
2009-01-13 07:02:51 AM  
Lew Stool: From her booking photo and the article's description of what she got busted for, she's pretty much consistant with every woman from North Carolina Johnston County that I've ever met.

Don't lump them in with the rest of us.
 
2009-01-13 07:04:35 AM  
drewblank: For some reason, I keep looking at this photo and thinking that's what Hannah Montana's going to look like in about ten years.

I'll tell you what, in ten years I will gladly fark her. I'm willing to take my chances with what she "might" look like in 10 years because the odds say to me she is likely to look like someone below Studman69's standards but otherwise will be extremely bangable.

/would bang this woman, too
//standards...who needs them.
 
2009-01-13 07:06:19 AM  
Wouldn't having to look at her, as your jailer, violate your 8th Amendment protection against cruel and unusual punishments?

Also, this is from North Carolina. Home of Duke.
 
2009-01-13 07:09:38 AM  
theducks.org

/hotter than the sun
 
2009-01-13 07:10:34 AM  
Ahh, Johnston County. Same county that was just in the news(and on Fark) for having the most teenage deaths by car collisions in the nation, of late. This sounds about right.

/Born and raised in the hellhole
//Got out asafp
 
2009-01-13 07:10:59 AM  
Lucama, NC is on Google Street View - that is one sad little town.
 
2009-01-13 07:11:02 AM  
Came for the "Do Not Want" dog and left disappointed.

/Come on, at least one goggles picture
 
2009-01-13 07:11:48 AM  
make me a sammich: /hotter than the sun

Thanks!
 
2009-01-13 07:18:01 AM  
Man, David Lee Roth is really off the wagon isn't he?
 
2009-01-13 07:18:02 AM  
I think the "Penis goes where?" comment is proper here considering her generous size and her chosen profession. She may really not know where a human penis goes
 
2009-01-13 07:23:26 AM  
Sum Dum Gai: Well, I suppose it does benefit the prisoners. That way, every last trace of their heterosexuality will be extinguished, and prison sex becomes something for all to enjoy.

this made me laugh
 
2009-01-13 07:27:33 AM  
Nick Nostril: Shirley you can't be serious. That's a dude.

Oh they are serious. And don't call me Shirley.
 
2009-01-13 07:28:50 AM  
www.mugglenet.com
 
2009-01-13 07:39:31 AM  
Keep it classy NC
 
2009-01-13 07:48:34 AM  
img352.imageshack.us

I'd hit it.
 
2009-01-13 07:52:04 AM  
I think she's kind of hot. Not "super-hot," but, you know.
 
2009-01-13 07:52:24 AM  
Jail is a scary place. Scarier if this if your jailer...OMG MY EYES

Headline makes head hurt. Hurtier if this if on t-shirt...OMG MY BRAIN CELLS
 
2009-01-13 07:55:06 AM  
i265.photobucket.com

/synchronized do not want
 
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