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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2009-01-04 to Sat 2009-01-10 
Posted by Drew at 2009-01-12 1:54:58 PM, edited 2009-01-14 2:59:44 PM (53 comments) | Permalink
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It's not Fark it's News:

Normally I add a short note about what's going on in the world that's more important than the missing white chick of the week or shark attacks. However on Friday I had knee surgery and they gave me some great pain pills so I unfortunately have no idea what's going on in the world. The surgery went well but took an unexpected turn. The actual scheduled operation was to trim up some cartilage but I told the doc that while he was in there he might as well clean up anything else he could reach. So he shaved some cartilage, smoothed out two bone spurs, one cyst from an old injury dating back to high school probably, a ton of scar tissue, and a couple other things that I can't read because they're in doctorese. Amazingly I feel better after surgery than I did before it.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2009-01-04 to Sat 2009-01-10:

img1.fark.net  Alright, stop, collaborate and listen. Boston's back with a brand new edition. 34 photos grab hold of you tightly, taken during day and some of them nightly. Ice Ice baby  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Fire at London cannabis factory ties up 300 firefighters and 35 pizza delivery boys for several hours  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Canadian marooned in dunes of Khartoum since June, swoons for loons and Saskatoon  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Barbie turns 50, finally accepts she will die childless and alone  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Woman dies after goldmine fall. AU NOES  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Woman trapped in bathtub for 4 days. "The woman's condition was not available." Submitter's not a doctor, but I'm going to guess "wrinkly"  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Woman fired for taking blunt knife to IRS workplace, Sikhs compensation  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Paraplegic fisherman survives 15 hours floating in the sea. Friends say it's good to have Bob back  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Headline: Alzheimer's drugs doubles death risk. Apparently your risk of death is now 200%  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Criminal 1: I can't believe we just stole this guy's BMW. Criminal 2: This phone I just stole got a text message from someone who claims they have hot chicks and drugs and wants to meet. Criminal 1: He sounds legit. Let's meet him  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Disney adds 30 defibrillators throughout resort. Zap-a-dee-doo-dah  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Burglar gets beaten off by 94-year-old man, now knows how all those choirboys feel  img.fark.net


Sports:

img1.fark.net  Portland State defeats Northern Arizona in four overtimes. Because five would have just been excessive  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  What do Dale Earnhardt Sr. and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  FSU/USF to play in Palindrome Bowl  img.fark.net


Geek:

img1.fark.net  Scientists find gene that makes cancer spread. Still no cure...DEAR GOD now they are just making it worse  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Mosquitoes' wings sound to make sweet, sweet music when they're having sex, presumably to make up for the tiny pricks  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Johnson & Johnson aims to create schizophrenia drug that treats symptoms current drugs don't treat. Like that man with the empty face who is looking over my shoulder STOP LOOKING AT ME I GAVE YOU THE BAG OF DYNAMITE ALREADY


Showbiz:

img1.fark.net  Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway may have had a falling out. Maybe they should wrestle around a little, not too rough, just kinda light and playful...maybe one pins the other and their lips come oh so close. What? Oh sorry, lost my train of thought

img1.fark.net  "Biggest Loser" contestant arrested for throwing flour in the face of her tenant, which she didn't think was illegal since her husband has to throw flour on her every night  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  MTV Exec receives box of poop. Immediately schedules it between "Bromance" and "Rob & Big"  img.fark.net


Politics:

img1.fark.net  Boehner is extremely concerned about the size of the package and whether it will provide enough stimulus  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Obama's mother-in-law moving into White House. This is bad news... for Obama  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  In his Boobies-campaign misstep, Obama sent e-mail without asking for money  img.fark.net


Business:

img1.fark.net  Steve Jobs says he's been diagnosed with a hormone imbalance, which could affect his iMmune system  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Lenovo deletes 2,500 entities  img.fark.net

img1.fark.net  Circuit City in talks with "two interested parties" - the IRS and the Grim Reaper  img.fark.net
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2009-01-12 02:54:44 PM  
Really?

We're doing this every week now?
 
2009-01-12 02:55:09 PM  
Some good ones this week.
 
2009-01-12 03:07:49 PM  
wtf? Let's make a new tab to put these in for the few that might care.
 
2009-01-12 03:08:06 PM  
Yeah, it's fun once a year as a bit of a time killer, but once a week? I'll pass.
 
2009-01-12 03:10:01 PM  
In his Boobies-campaign misstep, Obama sent e-mail without asking for money

Head Explodes?
 
2009-01-12 03:10:11 PM  
Pain Killers, Drew.

That's the reason your knee feels better after the surgery
 
2009-01-12 03:11:51 PM  
so, no more sharp knees then?

/yes i know that jokes been made before
//not gonna hit it
 
2009-01-12 03:13:04 PM  
Hugh2d2: Really?

We're doing this every week now?


Grither: Yeah, it's fun once a year as a bit of a time killer, but once a week? I'll pass.

Where've you guys been? I think this has been going since October.
 
2009-01-12 03:13:08 PM  
Demerol FTW!!!


Yeah this could be fun every week.
 
2009-01-12 03:14:19 PM  
Hugh2d2: Really?

We're doing this every week now?


We have been. Since October I think.
 
2009-01-12 03:14:54 PM  
I like it. I don't get on enough to see all the great headlines, so I like them being spoon fed to me.

Thanks!
 
2009-01-12 03:18:13 PM  
Shake shake shake.
Shake shake shake.


I still can't get enough of last year's finalists.
 
2009-01-12 03:19:40 PM  
cretinbob: Demerol FTW!!!


Yeah this could be fun every week.


you think it could just be, he's forgotten he's posted one of these already?

drew lay off the drugs man, they're messing with your brain
 
2009-01-12 03:21:13 PM  
tdyak: In his Boobies-campaign misstep, Obama sent e-mail without asking for money

Head Explodes?


Wonder how often Drew get pwned by his site's own filter?
 
2009-01-12 03:22:35 PM  
Finally, Drew doesn't have sharp knees anymore.
 
2009-01-12 03:24:46 PM  
This makes it easier to do the headline of the year award in December
 
2009-01-12 03:25:33 PM  
Paraplegic fisherman survives 15 hours floating in the sea. Friends say it's good to have Bob back

/facepalm
//I still LOL'd.
///Some good ones here.

Glad you made it in one piece, Drew!
 
2009-01-12 03:27:49 PM  
MizzouGuy: This makes it easier to do the headline of the year award in December

And a special kudos to those who made it on Jeopardy.
 
2009-01-12 03:29:43 PM  
Boobies campaign? Sounds intriguing.
 
2009-01-12 03:33:34 PM  
I started to participate, but there's no voting. Screw it.
 
2009-01-12 03:36:44 PM  
antidisestablishmentarianism: Pain Killers, Drew.
That's the reason your knee feels better after the surgery


we finally have a case of correlation overlapping causation
 
2009-01-12 03:44:44 PM  
Yeah, we've been running Headlines of the Week since October. For a lot of you it might not matter too much, but it's usually nice for people that aren't on every day or have missed a week or two.

And yes, it'll make the Headline of the Year contest a lot easier.
 
2009-01-12 03:51:02 PM  
The actual scheduled operation was to trim up some cartilage but I told the doc that while he was in there he might as well clean up anything else he could reach. So he cut off my penis

FTFY :D

/keep up the good work, BTW
//we're all counting on you
 
2009-01-12 03:57:28 PM  
You asked a doctor to do whatever clean-up work they saw fit with your knees, Drew? Wow, I'm surprised they were even able to see straight with the dollar signs in their eyes.

/good luck, we're all counting on you
 
2009-01-12 04:01:53 PM  
Giza: MizzouGuy: This makes it easier to do the headline of the year award in December

And a special kudos to those who made it on Jeopardy.


Speaking of which, does anyone have a link to the video on that?
 
2009-01-12 04:14:55 PM  
Never give the doctor free reign like that. You will always come out with much less.
 
2009-01-12 04:25:11 PM  
Unfreakable: Yeah, we've been running Headlines of the Week since October. For a lot of you it might not matter too much, but it's usually nice for people that aren't on every day or have missed a week or two..

There....there are people who aren't on Fark every day? What are they DOING?
 
2009-01-12 04:30:08 PM  
this is kinda weird, because ive never seen headlines of the week before and im usually on fark every day.
 
2009-01-12 04:31:17 PM  
Good headlines this week.
 
2009-01-12 04:34:21 PM  
Cool one of mine made it. This week...headline of the week. In 52 weeks...HEADLINE OF THE YEAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!
 
2009-01-12 04:36:58 PM  
Hey, I actually got one on the list this week. My life has meaning now.

I especially like the schizophrenia one.
 
2009-01-12 04:46:21 PM  
Hugh2d2: Really?

We're doing this every week now?


knee surgery? i hope not for drew's sake.
 
2009-01-12 04:49:03 PM  
who is the what now?
 
2009-01-12 04:51:29 PM  
I came to disparage, but instead I gotta admit that "Zap-a-dee-doo-dah" made me laugh.
 
2009-01-12 05:08:52 PM  
DeadZone: Giza: MizzouGuy: This makes it easier to do the headline of the year award in December

And a special kudos to those who made it on Jeopardy.

Speaking of which, does anyone have a link to the video on that?



Here you go. (new window)
 
2009-01-12 05:12:36 PM  
robotpirateninja: who is the what now?

Who shot who in the what now?
 
2009-01-12 05:27:03 PM  
"Palindrome Bowl"

Got some looks in the office for the stupid laughter.
 
2009-01-12 05:54:55 PM  
Sasquach: Who shot who in the what now?

Some sad people. Me. In the back.
 
2009-01-12 06:38:54 PM  
I like this feature.

/get all healed up soon, Drew.
 
2009-01-12 07:01:16 PM  
If we're doing this every week why not vote enable it and let the winners go at it at the end of the year for HotY?
 
2009-01-12 07:16:03 PM  
I too like the Headline of the Week feature. I'm on Fark most every day, too, but I don't always go to the Showbiz or Sports tabs, so I had missed the "Palindrome Bowl."
 
2009-01-12 07:31:32 PM  
on Friday I had knee surgery

Good to hear you're feeling better already!
 
2009-01-12 07:56:26 PM  
I like the headline of the week thing. I never realized how many headlines I miss, I've been looking more and more often for it now. Keep it coming!
 
2009-01-12 08:02:37 PM  
Drew .. Glad you are feeling better. I guess you can't go rollerblading for awhile now.
 
2009-01-12 08:20:52 PM  
I_C_Weener Cool one of mine made it.

alacy52 Hey, I actually got one on the list this week. My life has meaning now.

Yay, I'm also in the club...bottle full of Bud Mama, I got that X, if you into takin' drugs. I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
 
2009-01-12 08:25:21 PM  
How about once a month? It'd be a bit less pointless and more of an occasion.

/still want headline of the year of course
 
2009-01-12 09:23:51 PM  
Fark travel intrigues me.
 
2009-01-12 09:55:47 PM  
baddecaf who greenlights this crap?

HEY!! I_C_Weener, alacy52 & I are celebrating our flawless victory & you show up & harsh our vibe
 
2009-01-12 09:56:39 PM  
fark.

take care drew.

-sounds like johnny no-fun time for you.
 
2009-01-12 10:56:44 PM  
Take care, dude!
 
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