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(Fenland Citizen)   Burglar gets beaten off by 94-year-old man, now knows how all those choirboys feel   (fenlandcitizen.co.uk) divider line
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2563 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2009 at 8:47 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2009-01-10 08:09:25 PM  
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2009-01-10 08:49:17 PM  
+1 subby
 
2009-01-10 08:52:02 PM  
Oh, subby. +69
 
2009-01-10 08:56:00 PM  
I think it's silly how these people always say "he should be ashamed of himself".
What kind of insult is that?
 
2009-01-10 08:57:08 PM  
He should be hit with a brick.
 
2009-01-10 08:59:01 PM  

monsieurstabby: I think it's silly how these people always say "he should be ashamed of himself".
What kind of insult is that?


Maybe shame is what caused the burglar to run off instead of beating up a 94-year-old man?
 
2009-01-10 08:59:36 PM  
Awesome. Just plain awesome.

+1 subby
 
2009-01-10 09:01:53 PM  
Best. Headline. Ever.

+1 subby
 
2009-01-10 09:03:24 PM  

monsieurstabby: I think it's silly how these people always say "he should be ashamed of himself".
What kind of insult is that?


People who are shameless do not undrstand what it is to be ashamed of one's self. When did you lose your soul?
 
2009-01-10 09:03:33 PM  
FTA: But the burglar fled empty-handed


But what was left in the 94 year old man's hand?
 
2009-01-10 09:07:33 PM  
Bravo subby!

/off to get a popsicle out of the basement
 
2009-01-10 09:07:59 PM  
Well done submitter

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2009-01-10 09:11:03 PM  
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2009-01-10 09:31:32 PM  
This really made my night, thanks!
 
2009-01-10 09:40:40 PM  
Bravo subby; well done.
 
2009-01-10 09:46:00 PM  
Subby set up a great one; johnny_vegas finished the thread in one. +1 to you both!
 
2009-01-10 09:48:38 PM  
Great Headline!!

/but 'altarboys' would have been funnier
 
2009-01-10 10:05:37 PM  
Quite the offbeat headline subby.
 
2009-01-10 10:09:52 PM  
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Oh jeez, what do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? 'Cause I'm married!
 
2009-01-10 10:57:06 PM  
+1 subby...got to save this one for headline of the year!
 
2009-01-10 11:02:34 PM  
I haven't laughed that hard at a headline in a long time.
 
2009-01-10 11:04:26 PM  
Laughed
out
loud
 
2009-01-11 04:27:13 AM  
+1
 
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