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(Mediabistro)   Today's Fark-ready headline: "Wil Wheaton is Beating Britney Spears"   (mediabistro.com) divider line 76
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2009-01-10 03:44:45 PM
It's about time. She's in need of a good beating.

Wil looks really bored in that pic.
 
2009-01-10 03:45:29 PM
Finally, Wil found someone he can take!
 
2009-01-10 03:46:12 PM
I wanted to vote for someone that isn't Wil just for fun, but that list is pretty bad. It's like playing against the Detroit Lions.
 
2009-01-10 04:04:38 PM
That reminds me, I need to vote for wil today
 
2009-01-10 04:05:34 PM
And it is getting much closer since yesterday
 
2009-01-10 04:09:19 PM
Headline is missing an "off to".
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2009-01-10 04:25:45 PM
If she pays extra, he'll wear the sweater.
 
2009-01-10 04:29:52 PM
Wil! Wil! He's our man!
 
2009-01-10 04:40:53 PM
blogs.zdnet.com

leave Britney alone Wil, you big meanie!
 
2009-01-10 04:54:22 PM
Is it just me, or does Wil look like a young William Peterson in that photo?
 
2009-01-10 05:11:30 PM
He should beat her with his penis. He might need a new one when he's done.
 
2009-01-10 05:20:31 PM
www.mediabistro.com

Going for that Will Riker look?
 
2009-01-10 05:25:24 PM
Wil looks ready to slap a biatch in that pic.
 
2009-01-10 05:59:47 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: He should beat her with his penis. He might need a new one when he's done.

Especially if his wife finds out.
 
wil [TotalFark]
2009-01-10 06:22:29 PM
EvilElecBlanket: Wil looks ready to slap a biatch in that pic.

Seriously. Of all the pictures of me that are online, they picked that one?
 
2009-01-10 06:29:00 PM
wil: EvilElecBlanket: Wil looks ready to slap a biatch in that pic.

Seriously. Of all the pictures of me that are online, they picked that one?


I can think of at least one worse one...
 
wil [TotalFark]
2009-01-10 06:31:05 PM
PC LOAD LETTER:

I can think of at least one worse one...

Here, let's just get this out of the way now:

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2009-01-10 06:39:46 PM
wil: PC LOAD LETTER:

I can think of at least one worse one...

Here, let's just get this out of the way now:


i405.photobucket.com
 
2009-01-10 06:58:22 PM
In all fairness to Britney, I heard that Wil likes cheese too.
 
2009-01-10 07:03:08 PM
Best Celebrity Blogger

I didn't recognize half of those 'celebrity' names.

/get off my lawn
 
2009-01-10 07:17:52 PM
wil: Here, let's just get this out of the way now:

The look on your face falls somewhere between "I was told there would be no cameras" and "I think that swordfish from last night was bad". Anyway if I ever came across that sweater in a second-hand store it'd be like the fates daring me to buy it and wear it out in public. I don't know if I'd have the courage though, so good on you letting yourself being photographed looking like... that...
 
2009-01-10 07:25:35 PM
That sweater has "White Elephant Gift" written all over it
 
2009-01-10 07:26:55 PM
gilgamesh23: Anyway if I ever came across that sweater in a second-hand store it'd be like the fates daring me to buy it and wear it out in public. I don't know if I'd have the courage though, so good on you letting yourself being photographed looking like... that...

Two words: "Fark party"

Showing up in such a sweater, would be insta-win.
 
2009-01-10 07:27:35 PM
SilentStrider: Is it just me, or does Wil look like a young William Peterson in that photo?

I agree. If he filled out a bit. You should try it Wil.
 
2009-01-10 07:29:41 PM
wil: PC LOAD LETTER:

I can think of at least one worse one...

Here, let's just get this out of the way now:


No fair! I was about to!! :(
 
2009-01-10 07:30:48 PM
so is that what the kids are calling it these days?

or should it be "Wil Wheaton is caught beating his Britney Spear"?
 
2009-01-10 07:41:56 PM
Beat on the Brit
Beat on the Brit
Beat on the Brit with a Wheaton bit
Oh yeah, Oh yeah Whoa oh oh

Hmm, that sounded better in my head.
 
2009-01-10 07:42:46 PM
No Farking contest.
 
2009-01-10 07:54:41 PM
Where there's a Wil there's a way: Vote Here. (new window, link is slow but it'll eventually load)
 
2009-01-10 08:14:11 PM
i40.tinypic.com
 
wil [TotalFark]
2009-01-10 08:18:54 PM
blairdobson: LETS GO TIP THE VOTE FOR WIL FARKERS!!!!!

That's really kind of you, but I think it's all going to be wasted. Even though her blog is just about promotion and she obviously isn't a blogger in the commonly-accepted sense of the word, she's got a legion of fans, and I'm sure Britney Incorporated™ is working to ensure she wins, because it's good publicity.

I think it's also very likely that there are a lot of kiddies out there voting Britney for the lulz, which sort of makes the whole thing pretty pointless.
 
2009-01-10 08:35:21 PM
The vote is the vote, what can be done?

/Vote Wil 2oo9?!

tbn2.google.com
 
2009-01-10 08:40:20 PM
Is wil suggesting that Britney isn't a one woman Algonquin Roundtable?
 
2009-01-10 08:45:37 PM
Great, now when I see a pic of Britney online, I'm going to imagine that it's taken a split second before Wil smashes a metal chair on her back and kicks her ala a Hell's Angel.

They don't call him The Crusher for nothing.
 
2009-01-10 08:53:18 PM
Mugato: Is wil suggesting that Britney isn't a one woman Algonquin Roundtable?

"Britney Spears" and "Algonquin Roundtable" - talk about pairs you never expect to be referenced in the same sentence.
 
2009-01-10 09:12:22 PM
wil: That's really kind of you, but I think it's all going to be wasted.

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
What the fark happened to the Fark I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst.
 
2009-01-10 09:14:18 PM
JerseyTim: off

That doesn't make sense. "Wil Wheaton is Beating Britney Spears off to". Off to what?
 
2009-01-10 09:16:49 PM
CornFedIowan: Mugato: Is wil suggesting that Britney isn't a one woman Algonquin Roundtable?

"Britney Spears" and "Algonquin Roundtable" - talk about pairs you never expect to be referenced in the same sentence.


She has the IQ of the table, and when her head rattles, it makes an 'al-GONG-kwin' sound.

/And I like the Wil Riker look.
 
2009-01-10 09:19:18 PM
bogey: wil: That's really kind of you, but I think it's all going to be wasted.

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
What the fark happened to the Fark I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst.


B-b-but Jeff told us we'd get over it!
 
2009-01-10 09:35:20 PM
My vote for Wil is in!

Did you vote today?
 
2009-01-10 09:53:41 PM
I bought one of Wil's audio books, and it's a scream. He well deserves any accolades.

/Wil...I found a few pics of Swan. EEYOww! Everything you said is true. If anything, your description was conservative.
 
2009-01-10 10:09:30 PM
The beard.... I bet it smells like bread.
 
wil [TotalFark]
2009-01-10 10:14:23 PM
VTSquire: The beard.... I bet it smells like bread.

Actually, it smells like ... victory.
 
2009-01-10 10:20:40 PM
Wil should start selling those clown sweaters - I am sure more than a few would buy them
 
2009-01-10 11:09:46 PM
wil: VTSquire: The beard.... I bet it smells like bread.

Actually, it smells like ... victory.


Victory is yours!

/[*pic of stewie*]
 
2009-01-10 11:11:20 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: He should beat her with his penis. He might need a new one when he's done.

For sure. Just for safety, he would need a fresh one.
 
2009-01-10 11:19:35 PM
Just voted for Wil, who is the farking man.
 
2009-01-10 11:23:43 PM
wil: VTSquire: The beard.... I bet it smells like bread.

Actually, it smells like ... victory.


mmmmm...Victory Bread

GIS...
tbn2.google.com
 
2009-01-11 12:07:05 AM
Wil: "That's it. Go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama. Me! I'm through runnin'. I say we stay here and fight it out!"

Other Bloggers Except Britney: "Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?"

Wil: "Nope. Just me baby... just me."

OBEB: "How will we fight an army of the dead at our castle walls? How will you fight that? More words? Most of our people have already fled! We are but eight bloggers."

Wil: "Then we'll get Drew the Farker and his brood to fight with us. Now... Who's with me?"

*awkward silence*

Chariset: "I'll stand by ya."

bingo the psych-o: "You can count on my vote!."

bogey: "I'll offer up my courage."

reveal101: "Me sword's by his side."

Sarcastica75: "I'm with you."

spidermann: "Aye, my bow to ya will sir."

Farkers United Under Wil: "Ya! Ya! Hail! Hail!"

(elsewhere in the world.....)

Jamie Spears: "Well my dear, say hello to the boys."

Paris Hilton: "There's a sight for sore bones."

Britney Spears: "I may be bad... but I feel good."

Jamie Spears: "Who rules?"

Paris Hilton: "Britney, my Lord. To the voting place?"

(back at Fark, command headquarters for Wil's approaching victory...)

Liters: "They're coming! The Pantyless ones approach!"

Wil: "There's so damn many of them. Maybe... just maybe my boys can stop them from gettin' the award. Yeah, maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot wearing a clown sweater."

*the Pantyless ones march toward the voting place*

Wil: "Battlestations! I'd get those rocks off mister on the double! Ready the immunizations! By God let's give them what for!"
 
2009-01-11 12:23:04 AM
spidermann: Liters: "They're coming! The Pantyless ones approach!"

That would be where I lost it. I think I may have sprained something.
 
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