Christian films tend to suck, although I'll give Mel Gibson a nod for making "The Passion of the Christ" not boring, which is what I thought.

Women don't have to be baby making factories, but having one parent home full time is undeniably beneficial to the family. Or so I've heard.

/no dad.
//bad mom.

robsul82: I was shocked the first time I saw a TV spot for this and didn't hear "Tyler Perry Studios Presents a Film by Tyler Perry Starring Tyler Perry Tyler Perry's Not Easily Broken" at the end of it.

My hatred of Tyler Perry is world-renowned. I would have known. Plus, the movie would have been even worse.

ecmoRandomNumbers: The two guys in the article are models.

Even if they're family men, I can guaran-damn-tee that they're living on the down low.

There are so many suburban wives who think they're husbands are faithful. A lot of them, in their worst fantasies, think that their husband is cheating with another woman. No.

He's cheating with a man.

It's a movie review. WTF are you rattling on about?

bigpeeler: Yawn.

^^^ What he said.

It's a crappy movie. What's new here?

Stick the word 'christian' in a Fark headline, and suddenly farkers wake up.

Christians need to demand better-quality movies and stop running out en masse to see dreck like Fireproof.

It is possible for a movie to represent Christian faith without being completely lame.

/this argument goes double for Christian pop music

MaxxLarge: Come to think of it, the Christian version of ANYTHING tends to make that thing worse...Up to, including, and ultimately culminating with "people."

Don't try so hard.

MaxxLarge: PoopStain: Christian films tend to suck, although I'll give Mel Gibson a nod for making "The Passion of the Christ" not boring, which is what I thought.

Yeah. "The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre" was TIGHT.

"Christian Films" are just like Homer Simpson's "Christian Rock": They don't make Christianity better, they just make movies worse.

Come to think of it, the Christian version of ANYTHING tends to make that thing worse...Up to, including, and ultimately culminating with "people."
Ramen.

Directed by:



You know who ever got you. They'll come back again. And when he does I'm gonna cut your name right into him... I'M GONNA CUT YOUR NAME RIGHT INTO HIM!

The male "biological clock" rings its alarm bells about 14 times a day doesn't it? How can this film be the first film about it, what about Anal Sluts 14?

Jesus.

I'm sure this film will appeal to many besides Christians. Mormons, Muslims and foot-binders of all kinds will flock to theatres.

Juansmith: It is possible for a movie to represent Christian faith without being completely lame.

"The Exorcist", for instance.

The next TD Jakes film made will be financed by ex-lax , entitled "Stool, thou art loosed".

MaxxLarge: Come to think of it, the Christian version of ANYTHING tends to make that thing worse...

Not so fast... (pops)

PoopStain: Christian films tend to suck, although I'll give Mel Gibson a nod for making "The Passion of the Christ" not boring, which is what I thought.

Women don't have to be baby making factories, but having one parent home full time is undeniably beneficial to the family. Or so I've heard.

/no dad.
//bad mom.

Yeah, I just love watching a man scourged with a flagellum, driven through the streets of Jerusalem and nailed brutally to a cross. Satisfies my bloodlust AND my piety.

Having a fulltime parent is nice if you can afford it, I guess, but my sisters and I didn't die or become severely deformed by the lack.

GungFu FTW!

Religion telling women to submit to men? STOP THE FARKING PRESSES.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: MaxxLarge: Come to think of it, the Christian version of ANYTHING tends to make that thing worse...

Not so fast... (pops)

I always thought Potty of Christ would be a good title for a religious scat porn.

Second Coming would be a silly title too.

ecmoRandomNumbers

He's cheating with a man.

biatches, if yo' husband be rantin' 'bout wantin' to be with fellows and he's a christer. That Mofo be sucking on dick, I've seen 'em too!

Britney Spear's Speculum: Religion telling women to submit to men? STOP THE FARKING PRESSES.

Damn. You got here first.

Religion SUCKS.

I don't know, this thing sounds like a freaking chick flick to me.

Didn't old Jerry Lee Lewis cover this back in 1977?

Today he's 40 years old, going on 20
don't look for the gray in his hair
Cause he ain't got any
And the sweet young thing by his side
you know she understands
That he's middle aged crazy,
Trying to prove that he still can.

Link

ecmoRandomNumbers: The two guys in the article are models.

Even if they're family men, I can guaran-damn-tee that they're living on the down low.

There are so many suburban wives who think they're husbands are faithful. A lot of them, in their worst fantasies, think that their husband is cheating with another woman. No.

He's cheating with a man.

Way to project there, Pastor Ted.

robsul82: I was shocked the first time I saw a TV spot for this and didn't hear "Tyler Perry Studios Presents a Film by Tyler Perry Starring Tyler Perry Tyler Perry's Not Easily Broken" at the end of it.

Glad I wasn't the only one.

Mugato: PoopStain: Christian films tend to suck, although I'll give Mel Gibson a nod for making "The Passion of the Christ" not boring, which is what I thought.

...except, if you didn't do the required reading, it's just a story about a guy getting his ass kicked for 3 hours.

sounds like a good film to me

At least it has Maeve Quinlan in it.
Check her out...http://www.celebflix.com/free_sm/index/m/maeve_quinlan/index.htm

NSFW

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: MaxxLarge: Come to think of it, the Christian version of ANYTHING tends to make that thing worse...

Not so fast... (pops)

Bwahaha! I was going to say something else, but nevermind - that's just too awesome. Is it satire? Who cares, either way it's pretty sweet.

Somehow bypassing a Promise Keepers' weekend marriage encounter and going directly into mainstream theaters...

TD Jakes is a prosperity gospel preacher. I'd put him a ways away from
the Promise Keepers crowd.

/Name it and claim it!

MaxxLarge: "Christian Films" are just like Homer Simpson's "Christian Rock": They don't make Christianity better, they just make movies worse.

that was Hank Hill.


I agree, either way.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I'm sure this film will appeal to many besides Christians. Mormons, Muslims and foot-binders of all kinds will flock to theatres.

Juansmith: It is possible for a movie to represent Christian faith without being completely lame.

"The Exorcist", for instance.

Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Last Crusade too

pivazena: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I'm sure this film will appeal to many besides Christians. Mormons, Muslims and foot-binders of all kinds will flock to theatres.

Juansmith: It is possible for a movie to represent Christian faith without being completely lame.

"The Exorcist", for instance.

Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Last Crusade too

Don't forget Jurassic Park.

GungFu: Directed by:



I'm gonna have me some fun. I'm gonna have me some fun. I'm gonna have me some fun.

Gyrfalcon: Having a fulltime parent is nice if you can afford it, I guess, but my sisters and I didn't die or become severely deformed by the lack.

On the flip side it's not hard to afford it. You just have to cut back.
I know dual-income families that shouldn't be, and single-income families that shouldn't be, so different strokes. Just make sure not to justify it by saying you need the money if you don't.

/want my wife working

Juansmith: Christians need to demand better-quality movies and stop running out en masse to see dreck like Fireproof.

It is possible for a movie to represent Christian faith without being completely lame.

/this argument goes double for Christian pop music

Ugh. Don't get me started on Fireproof. So far I've managed to avoid my wife dragging me to it. This one sounds even worse, though fortunately the wife likes her job so I doubt its going to be something she'll be all that interested in.

That said I have a friend who's in film school to do just that. From what I've seen so far he has promise.

There's plenty of Christian music that's pretty good, just not the groups that are popular with parents and youth directors.

HempHead: pivazena: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I'm sure this film will appeal to many besides Christians. Mormons, Muslims and foot-binders of all kinds will flock to theatres.

Juansmith: It is possible for a movie to represent Christian faith without being completely lame.

"The Exorcist", for instance.

Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Last Crusade too

Don't forget Jurassic Park.

Back to the Future is a great christian movie.

Se7en

Flying Jester: HempHead: pivazena: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I'm sure this film will appeal to many besides Christians. Mormons, Muslims and foot-binders of all kinds will flock to theatres.

Juansmith: It is possible for a movie to represent Christian faith without being completely lame.

"The Exorcist", for instance.

Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Last Crusade too

Don't forget Jurassic Park.

Back to the Future is a great christian movie.

Hey now, you can't miss out out on the secret hidden Christian messages in The Matrix.

fillahbuster: Flying Jester: HempHead: pivazena: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I'm sure this film will appeal to many besides Christians. Mormons, Muslims and foot-binders of all kinds will flock to theatres.

Juansmith: It is possible for a movie to represent Christian faith without being completely lame.

"The Exorcist", for instance.

Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Last Crusade too

Don't forget Jurassic Park.

Back to the Future is a great christian movie.

Hey now, you can't miss out out on the secret hidden Christian messages in The Matrix.

Gnostics don't count.