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(NY Times)   Youngest Kid from 'Home Improvement' wants access to his trust fund so he and his 33 year old common law wife can get at it.   (archives.nytimes.com) divider line 98
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2001-08-29 03:33:41 PM  
33 years old? Is that legal?
 
2001-08-29 03:35:21 PM  
f'ing gold-digger wife
 
2001-08-29 03:36:37 PM  
I am with you Zero, he should get her a job at Wal-Mart and take up hunting
 
2001-08-29 03:37:36 PM  
What the fark? the pussy little kid from Home Improvement has a 33 year old wife? How come we've never seen that in the news before?
 
2001-08-29 03:39:05 PM  
I think the term gold digger is very appropriate.
 
2001-08-29 03:42:10 PM  
Yeah. The kid was a punk in the show. The only reason this chick is with him is the cash.
 
2001-08-29 03:48:56 PM  
anyone have a pic of him? i dont remember who he is. good for him, lousy, no-good parents
 
2001-08-29 03:54:43 PM  
According to that article the kid isn't even 18... I highly question the legallity of the marrige in-general. Even if it happens to be legal, 33 year-old wife? it's obvious she's with him for the money.

Oh was there another story here?
 
2001-08-29 03:54:57 PM  
http://www.morepower.com/images/hi/tar003sm.jpg
 
2001-08-29 03:55:26 PM  
I'm shocked that Home Improvement was on for 8 years. That show sucked!
 
2001-08-29 03:56:20 PM  

He's got a pimp car, for an 18 year old. The 1979 Lincoln Mark V:

 
2001-08-29 03:56:52 PM  
His imdb bio has his birthday as April 8, 1984... making him only 17.. hmmm....
 
2001-08-29 03:58:50 PM  
That's Cameron's garage from Ferris Bueller!!
 
2001-08-29 04:00:19 PM  
 
2001-08-29 04:06:28 PM  
http://www.nypost.com/photos/web08290103.jpg
 
2001-08-29 04:07:00 PM  
Anyone else feel that this should have been listed under obvious :P
 
2001-08-29 04:07:07 PM  
i cant . stop . laffing
 
2001-08-29 04:08:22 PM  
33 yr old wife? Damn! Well it doesn't matter the kid worked for the money and he should be able to get it.
 
2001-08-29 04:08:23 PM  

Better yet:

I bet that's how tall he is, too.

 
2001-08-29 04:10:07 PM  
Alien Ant Farm rules
 
2001-08-29 04:13:30 PM  
The same thing happened to Dustin Diamond (a.k.a. Screech). That's why he's in a crappy go-nowhere band right now.

-he who stacks pork
 
2001-08-29 04:14:49 PM  
She's got to be putting him up to this. How could he not want to get with fine young chicks? Heck, I still want to do that, and I'm old enough to be in grad school.
 
Mog
2001-08-29 04:16:17 PM  
Leo, maybe he just wanted to be like his brother, Mike D, from the Beastie Boys? Unfortunetly, due to his SBTB days, everyone will now see him as a moron.
 
2001-08-29 04:17:50 PM  
Every teen goes through an "awkward looking stage", but that kid...jesus...he never came out.
 
2001-08-29 04:18:13 PM  
Sounds like the lawyer is in it for the money also, or is that obvious?
 
2001-08-29 04:18:36 PM  
Is it just me, or have the headlines been getting really long in the last couple of days?
 
2001-08-29 04:19:44 PM  
Is Tim going to build the house for him :)
 
2001-08-29 04:20:07 PM  
Here's the same story with a picture of her. She ain't that bad looking for a 33-yr old. Hell, I might even consider a round or two with her.

Click here, schmuck
 
2001-08-29 04:20:33 PM  
http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/3123.htm
 
2001-08-29 04:21:19 PM  
Vrykoul: where's the link?
 
2001-08-29 04:22:21 PM  
Sorry for the multiple posts, just trying to figure out the freaking filter.
 
2001-08-29 04:25:54 PM  
And I'm just a loser. One would think that someone that does web development for a living would remember to capitalize his HTML. The correct link is HERE DAMNIT
 
2001-08-29 04:25:56 PM  
Hehe Heidi Van Pelt? I bet in her previous occupation she didn't "heidi" anything, especially her "pelt"...

I dunno, she does has that sorta sleazy dancer look about her. Which is not to imply at the least that all dancers (or even dancers in general) are sleazy.

3Horn

Y'all know what I'm talkin' 'bout...
 
2001-08-29 04:30:49 PM  
I liked the part in the second story (thanx VRYKOUL) about how he changed his whole outlook on life shortly after meating the Pelt. Sex will do that for you (so I've heard).
 
2001-08-29 04:32:06 PM  
Oh my... it's the lead singer of the Black Crowes! That kid is funky looking now.
 
2001-08-29 04:37:07 PM  
Thank you for reading my thoughts, Chest Rockwell, I hated Home Improvement, too. The "Tool Time" segments were just tamer versions of "The Man Show", even though "Tool Time" came first. Get "The Man Show" pics now! Please! I'll be your friend!
 
2001-08-29 04:38:48 PM  
G92VR4,

No, Chris Robinson from the Black Crowes has MUCH better taste...he just married Kate Hudson (Almost Famous).

Mmmm....Kate Hudson...
 
2001-08-29 04:39:45 PM  
That kid is a pussy! Long live JTT!
 
2001-08-29 04:41:33 PM  
Vrykoul - yeah, I guess she's hot looking for a 33-year-old, considering the fact that I am 31. But I'd counter with the argument that my 36-year-old girlfriend is waaay hotter. She always gets checked out by the young 20 year old kids with the baggy pants. One kid even had the balls to try to pick up on her one time when we were at a restaurant. The nerve of kids these days.

-he who stacks pork
 
2001-08-29 04:44:47 PM  
Van Pelt.
Spertus.
Van Pelt.
 
2001-08-29 04:50:02 PM  
How fast can a 17-year old ex-child star and a 33-year old purple-haired, Fly Girl wannabe burn through $ 1.5 Mil?

I give it less than a year.
 
2001-08-29 04:50:09 PM  
Nothing Hotter than Spertus
 
2001-08-29 04:50:21 PM  
What are you people looking at??? She is ugly.
 
2001-08-29 04:52:51 PM  

Spending his money on our 'lavish lifestyle'!? That's outrageous! More champagne and truffles, dear?
 
2001-08-29 04:55:00 PM  
I heard he dumped that hussy and found someone more...unique.

 
2001-08-29 04:58:43 PM  
'Smith's mom, Candy Bennici, said, "Within weeks of meeting Heidi, Taran completely changed his spiritual beliefs, his outlook on society, his feelings toward higher education, his attitude toward his family, his diet, his image and even his feelings toward video games, movies and other things he used to enjoy as a 16-year-old kid." '

The poor boy got some and started thinking with the wrong head...
 
2001-08-29 04:59:38 PM  
I feel an ABC movie of the week comming on here...
That kid is a dweeb and his 33 year old, money hungry, ex-herion adicted, amature porn star, cradle robbiing, wife/girlfriend is nasty. I would not fark her with a stolen d*ck and you doin gthe pushing.

I think it is all a ploy by that 33 year old wench to get all his money, leave him and escape to a small mexican town and live her life out as the drunken gringo beeatch with pink hair. But then I could be wrong...
 
2001-08-29 05:00:57 PM  
You think the "wife" is a gold digger? What about the attorney who is letting them stay at his house until he is able to sue the shiat outta the parents and get his 20%?

smoke more pot.

sessone
dc hippy mafia
 
2001-08-29 05:01:10 PM  
Someone should beat some sense into that kid.
 
2001-08-29 05:03:05 PM  
Think the dilema he has when he hits 33 years old...his wife, if he still married to her, will be 48 years old. Think of this, he now has to look at saggy boobies....
 
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