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OlafTheBent		2009-01-09 12:47:47 PM

.. named Purdy?

/It's a Dalmation plantation...

HopefulNebula		2009-01-09 12:47:57 PM

She'd want steak, but she's too tired to chew it.

Pocket Ninja		2009-01-09 12:48:13 PM

As someone who owns a dog that is half dalmation, let me just say that's a whole lot of hyperactive, borderline psychotic insanity in one litter.

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2009-01-09 12:55:14 PM

Shouldn't they change that dog's name to "Duggar?"

MorningBreath		2009-01-09 12:58:12 PM

meh, I heard of a dalmation that gave birth to 101 puppies.

SpinStopper		2009-01-09 12:58:52 PM

Pocket Ninja: As someone who owns a dog that is half dalmation, let me just say that's a whole lot of hyperactive, borderline psychotic insanity in one litter.

My brother had a dalmatian.

I stayed far away from his house for a long time ;)

Eddy Gurge		2009-01-09 01:02:22 PM

That's a mighty fine coat in the makin'

labman		2009-01-09 01:19:53 PM

It's not a clown car

DslainteC		2009-01-09 01:24:04 PM

What a magnificent b*tch!

AlwaysRightBoy		2009-01-09 01:40:49 PM

HopefulNebula		2009-01-09 02:23:08 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: Shouldn't that be "Mom Nom Nom"?

MaxxLarge		2009-01-09 02:29:05 PM

Two more litters like that, and she'll be sued for copyright infringement.

/if disney doesn't scare you, no evil thing will

PedanticSimpleton		2009-01-09 02:58:06 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Shouldn't they change that dog's name to "Duggar?"

/thread

CaesarSneezy		2009-01-09 02:59:54 PM

Campaigns are tough for everyone, Hillary. Get over it.

Wananah		2009-01-09 03:00:15 PM

Rabble Rabble Sarah Palin rabble rabble

RedT		2009-01-09 03:00:34 PM

Good job! to the dog's owners.

Because what this world needs is another 33 puppies.

Bathia_Mapes		2009-01-09 03:01:38 PM

On her way... i.dailymail.co.uk

The Angry Hand of God		2009-01-09 03:02:10 PM

labman: It's not a clown car

I was trying to work that in with this:

www.imcdb.org

scwewywabbit		2009-01-09 03:02:48 PM

The Angry Hand of God: labman: It's not a clown car

I was trying to work that in with this:

dang you beat me to it :(

overCee		2009-01-09 03:03:19 PM

Who pays for a Caesarean for a dog?

AshHousewares18		2009-01-09 03:03:30 PM

Did anyone else catch this story to the right of the page? Link

I hope the U.K. has some strict animal cruelty laws.

lukelightning		2009-01-09 03:04:29 PM

See my vest, see my vest....

Car_Ramrod		2009-01-09 03:05:56 PM

AshHousewares18: Did anyone else catch this story to the right of the page? Link

I hope the U.K. has some strict animal cruelty laws.

"Bark From the Dead"? Really? For shame, Sun. For shame.

overCee: Who pays for a Caesarean for a dog?

Some dogs just don't like regular salads. Who are you to judge?

rikkitikkitavi		2009-01-09 03:06:22 PM

overCee: Who pays for a Caesarean for a dog?

The owner.

Memes Ate My Balls		2009-01-09 03:06:23 PM

overCee: Who pays for a Caesarean for a dog?

My dog has access to better health care than most Africans. It's good living in the states.

/ More direct answer: people who like animals more than yachts

Thisbymaster		2009-01-09 03:06:44 PM

There isn't enough nipples on one dog for that many pups? They going to feed most of them by hand?

CygnusDarius		2009-01-09 03:07:01 PM

Looking at basset hounds makes me sleepy.

www.wildwinstable.com

Pair-o-Dice		2009-01-09 03:07:08 PM

So which pups get no teet?

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here		2009-01-09 03:07:49 PM

AshHousewares18: Did anyone else catch this story to the right of the page? Link

I hope the U.K. has some strict animal cruelty laws.

and the lady who did the cruelty? That's right, her name is Joy.

/lock her a windowless room
//throw away key
///let nature take its course

Farkwaddle		2009-01-09 03:07:56 PM

Amateur. My brother's dog had 15 in one litter the old fashioned way. None of that fancy c-section horse shat. That was some serious pushin'.

havaniceday		2009-01-09 03:08:37 PM

wooka da poopies

calbert		2009-01-09 03:10:44 PM

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factoryconnection		2009-01-09 03:10:56 PM

overCee: Who pays for a Caesarean for a dog?

Breeders, naturally. A lot of Yorkie lines and the more f'd up Boston terrier lines can't be birthed vaginally anymore.

This b*tch needs to be retired, two litters is plenty for any brood b*tch.

Pair-o-Dice: So which pups get no teet?

The strong shall survive, the weak shall be fed with a bottle.

lordargent		2009-01-09 03:11:25 PM

MorningBreath: meh, I heard of a dalmation that gave birth to 101 puppies.

Uhh, weren't there 99 puppies and 2 adults?

Car_Ramrod		2009-01-09 03:12:21 PM

Memes Ate My Balls: overCee: Who pays for a Caesarean for a dog?

My dog has access to better health care than most ~~Africans~~ Americans. It's good living in the states.

/ More direct answer: people who like animals more than yachts

Fixed for likely accuracy

Kanemano		2009-01-09 03:12:45 PM

what a biatch

ClintBartonWannabe		2009-01-09 03:13:15 PM

Well honey, looks like we've got our work cut out for us. Get to the bedroom!

www.arktimes.com

/Sorry for the terrible pic but I spent enough time looking for one that would let me link.

Farkwaddle		2009-01-09 03:13:37 PM

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There are drugs for people like you. I suggest you see your doctor soon. You do realize that you can't actually shove your peen in a cartoon right?

/never understood the whole toon porn thing

almandot		2009-01-09 03:13:45 PM

lordargent: MorningBreath: meh, I heard of a dalmation that gave birth to 101 puppies.

Uhh, weren't there 99 puppies and 2 adults?

She didn't give birth to them all it gave birth to 15 of them and the rest joined the family when they escaped from Cruella. But yes, 99 puppies, 2 adults, and in the sequel another one I guess.

snarltron		2009-01-09 03:14:19 PM

Which one is little Rory Calhoun? You know, the one who's always standing and walking.

fappomatic		2009-01-09 03:14:21 PM

Mmmmm Pop-n-Fresh Microwave Dalmations....tender with a crunchy center!

/shaddup, you were thinking it.

Fact Man		2009-01-09 03:14:54 PM

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: AshHousewares18: Did anyone else catch this story to the right of the page? Link

I hope the U.K. has some strict animal cruelty laws.

and the lady who did the cruelty? That's right, her name is Joy.

/lock her a windowless room
//throw away key
///let nature take its course

I'll never understand people neglecting/abusing animals.

NOBODY FORCED YOU TO GET ONE! IF YOU CAN'T TAKE CARE OF ONE, DON'T GET IT TO BEGIN WITH!

(pant, pant, wheeze, wheeze)

/starve "Joy" for a month. See how she likes it.

3skin		2009-01-09 03:15:03 PM

If dogs follow the human gender selection process of up and to the right for baby boys & up and to the left for baby girls then would this doggy's style go something like .. right, right, right, left, right, left, left, right, left right, left, left, right ...cue the pic of 2 dogs stuck together.

OmniPilot		2009-01-09 03:15:39 PM

Well I guess they're just going to have to find another dog to wet-nurse all those puppies...

/might be the only Farker who's read the original book
//101 Dalmatians was my first experience with a movie farking up a good book, at 7 years old
///fark you, Disney

IXI Jim IXI		2009-01-09 03:15:57 PM

factoryconnection: overCee: Who pays for a Caesarean for a dog?

Breeders, naturally

Jesus, it's all gay vs. straight to you people, isn't it?

katerbug72		2009-01-09 03:15:57 PM

*sniff* That puppy factory makes me miss my Jewels.
RIP December 15, 2008.

img.photobucket.com

She was hyper but not crazy. She was a big goofy suckie who liked to sleep on the bed and couch.

Farkwaddle		2009-01-09 03:16:14 PM

ClintBartonWannabe: Well honey, looks like we've got our work cut out for us. Get to the bedroom!

/Sorry for the terrible pic but I spent enough time looking for one that would let me link.

It's like throwing a hot dog down a hall way lined with huge meat curtains. Seriously, how does she keep her uterus from falling out? Heavy duty underwear?