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(News.com.au)   Every time PETA campaigns, God kills a sea kitten   ( news.com.au) divider line
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2009-01-09 01:10:53 AM  
So, would a full grown sea kitten be a catfish or a catkitten?
 
2009-01-09 01:17:11 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: So, would a full grown sea kitten be a catfish or a catkitten?


The correct answer is "tasty with a splash of lemon juice".
 
2009-01-09 02:34:16 AM  
A CAMPAIGN to rename fish as "sea kittens" in order to improve their image has been ridiculed by the Federal Opposition everyone.

FTFThem
 
2009-01-09 03:00:25 AM  
It's okay to eat fish, 'cause they don't have any feelings

And they are delicious

Hmmmm hmmm hmmmmm....
 
2009-01-09 03:16:02 AM  
Honestly, I'd kill a sea kitten. But then again, I just like killing.
 
2009-01-09 04:05:58 AM  
"Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea kittens."
"Aye, sea kittens."
 
2009-01-09 04:21:48 AM  
PETA is a joke thing right? Like Banzai Kitties or "Save the tree Octopus" or something? There is no way anyone is this retarded in real life......right?...guys?
 
2009-01-09 04:22:48 AM  

Occam's Chainsaw: The correct answer is "tasty with a splash of lemon juice".


I could actually go for one panfried.

/in before the fark petas
 
2009-01-09 04:22:59 AM  

gas giant: It's okay to eat fish, 'cause they don't have any feelings

And they are delicious

Hmmmm hmmm hmmmmm....


The animals PETA catches all become their pets.
 
2009-01-09 04:23:46 AM  
As a genuine Seadog, does this mean I get to hunt down and kill the seakittens?

/That's my website
//ARRRRRR!
 
2009-01-09 04:25:51 AM  
AKA Fishypie070
 
2009-01-09 04:27:00 AM  
Have any of you read the sea kitten stories? (Pops.) farking mindboggling.
 
2009-01-09 04:27:40 AM  
Do they come with a side of chips?
 
2009-01-09 04:27:52 AM  
Here PETA, I'm doing this for you.

blogs.propertyfinder.com

Just look at those delicious Sea Kittens!
 
2009-01-09 04:32:52 AM  
In related news, PETA wants to change the term "pathetic publicity whores" to "news bunnies".
 
2009-01-09 04:33:10 AM  
The thing is, I honestly feel that livestock animals in this country are not treated humanely. Unfortunately, if I want to give to this type of charity, my options are: PETA or similar orgs, which are too radical, or humane horse treatment groups, which focus just on horses.

Bah.

You don't have to overcrowd cows and ignore their injuries.

$3/lb for cheap beef should cover a few extra square feet in a trailer.

Unfortunately, so many groups make animal rights people look bad. Sea kittens? Really?

On another note, I'm sure everyone here has heard of pit bulls taken from fighting rights, like those belonging to.. whoever that sports guy was. Anyway, turns out, many of the non-fighting dogs can become pets or even therapy dogs. PETA openly argued against any rehabilitation. Why? Because breeding animals - even, ya know, after they've been bred and rescued - is bad news, yo.fark PETA.

Also, I'm drunk, and rambly.
 
2009-01-09 04:34:32 AM  
I just wonder if they're consuming mind-altering substances when they think this stuff up....
 
2009-01-09 04:36:10 AM  

Dovienya: The thing is, I honestly feel that livestock animals in this country are not treated humanely. Unfortunately, if I want to give to this type of charity, my options are: PETA or similar orgs, which are too radical, or humane horse treatment groups, which focus just on horses.

Bah.

You don't have to overcrowd cows and ignore their injuries.

$3/lb for cheap beef should cover a few extra square feet in a trailer.

Unfortunately, so many groups make animal rights people look bad. Sea kittens? Really?

On another note, I'm sure everyone here has heard of pit bulls taken from fighting rights, like those belonging to.. whoever that sports guy was. Anyway, turns out, many of the non-fighting dogs can become pets or even therapy dogs. PETA openly argued against any rehabilitation. Why? Because breeding animals - even, ya know, after they've been bred and rescued - is bad news, yo.fark PETA.

Also, I'm drunk, and rambly.


PETA is not your only option. You can support your local humane shelter, or your local ASPCA chapter. Lobby for animal welfare, not for animal rights. Totally different concepts. PETA wants total animal liberation, where man and animals live as equals. They don't want fair treatment, they want a disneyesque picture of a world.
 
2009-01-09 04:37:38 AM  
Are they trying to make us eat cats?
That is reprehensible.
 
2009-01-09 04:37:44 AM  

Dovienya: The thing is, I honestly feel that livestock animals in this country are not treated humanely. Unfortunately, if I want to give to this type of charity, my options are: PETA or similar orgs, which are too radical, or humane horse treatment groups, which focus just on horses.


Whole bunch o' that. I boycotted McDonalds for a decade or so due to their inhumane treatment of their beef cattle. Just because we eat it doesn't mean we have to make it suffer an utterly miserable existence beforehand.

/Great aunt owns a smallish dairy / beef cattle farm.
//Seen it done the right way.
 
2009-01-09 04:38:15 AM  

LordPistachio: A CAMPAIGN to rename fish as "sea kittens" in order to improve their image has been ridiculed by the Federal Opposition everyone.


came here to say this exactly.
 
2009-01-09 04:39:18 AM  
I AM EATING A SEA KITTEN FOR DINNER TONIGHT!

NOM NOM NOM PETA!!!!! I NOM EXTRA HARD JUST FOR YOU!!!!
 
2009-01-09 04:39:22 AM  
If you really care about the well being of cows your best bet would be to eat Kobe Beef. Seriously. They live better than any human does.
 
2009-01-09 04:40:29 AM  
You can support your local humane shelter, or your local ASPCA chapter.

Well, I'm referring specifically to livestock animals. Seriously, I don't think they need to be petted and coddled every day, but the way they are treated is pretty disgusting.

There's no ASPCA chapter in my area. The local Humane Society deals with livestock animals, but rarely. Perhaps this is a petty complaint, considering how much good they do - but they also lost all the paperwork on my kitten, which meant I paid the adoption fee, plus the spaying and shots.

So, I'm annoyed with anything close to a local option, which still doesn't deal much with livestock animals.
 
2009-01-09 04:42:35 AM  
But I absolutely love killing kittens
 
2009-01-09 04:44:17 AM  
I actually used to work at a chicken restaurant (the one with the best chicken wings - you know the one).

He was a strict Catholic and adamant Republic. We were discussing abortion one day and he said that he thought every woman who was considering an abortion should have to watch a video of the procedure.

I countered that every diner should have to watch a video of chickens being slaughtered.

I think we both understand that human lives are different from chicken lives, but he got my point.
 
2009-01-09 04:45:05 AM  
Sometimes you go looking for a scantily-clad mermaid pic, in order to turn a PETA sea kitten thread into something else entirely, but instead you find something that restores your faith in the internets for just one more day.

This, my friends, is that something. (NSFW)
 
2009-01-09 04:45:53 AM  
Every time PETA campaigns, God kills a sea kitten asks "WTF?"
 
2009-01-09 04:47:06 AM  
Speaking of PETA kittens... (PNSFW)
 
2009-01-09 04:48:50 AM  

OnmyojiOmn: Sometimes you go looking for a scantily-clad mermaid pic, in order to turn a PETA sea kitten thread into something else entirely, but instead you find something that restores your faith in the internets for just one more day.

This, my friends, is that something. (NSFW)


OH GODS!! It's NSFAnything!!
 
2009-01-09 04:51:28 AM  
fark you, PETA, and the horse you rode in on.

/Off to kill some kittens to pics of PETA chicks.
 
2009-01-09 04:56:08 AM  
I'm a little disappointed that there's no photoshops (or real image) of a fish hook through a kitten's head.
 
2009-01-09 04:57:09 AM  

Ciper: If you really care about the well being of cows your best bet would be to eat Kobe Beef. Seriously. They live better than any human does.


If a steak dinner for myself and my wife wouldn't set me back a car payment, I'd be all about eating nothing but Kobe beef. I'll settle for cows that saw sunlight and weren't packed into warehouses, hobbled, and force-fed until they were shot in the head with a nailgun, then served up hot and fresh.
 
2009-01-09 04:58:27 AM  
i79.photobucket.com

/quick & dirty
//it's a sea kitten, so go give it a hug PETA!
 
2009-01-09 05:00:57 AM  

moondo: Are they trying to make us eat cats?
That is reprehensible.


Really? I've eaten a few pussies in my time, and I rather enjoyed it.

Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?
 
2009-01-09 05:07:57 AM  
"Federal Opposition"
 
2009-01-09 05:09:20 AM  
OK, getting tired of lame ass fag filters ... what?
 
2009-01-09 05:12:26 AM  
I'm eating sushi Sea Kittens right now, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2009-01-09 05:15:19 AM  
Betcha goin' seakittenin' all of the time
Baby goin' seakittenin', too

Many seakittens bite if you gots good bait
Here's a little tip that I'd like to relate
Mama goin' seakittenin'
Baby goin' seakittenin'
and I'm a goin' seakittenin', too
 
2009-01-09 05:16:34 AM  
Do they not realize that it's shiat like this that makes more and more people take them less and less seriously? I mean, really?
 
2009-01-09 05:18:00 AM  
A CAMPAIGN to rename fish as "sea kittens" in order to improve their image has been ridiculed by the Federal Opposition Great Lord Dagon.

Seriously, don't piss off Dagon.
 
2009-01-09 05:19:19 AM  
Occam's CHainsaw
I boycotted McDonalds for a decade or so due to their inhumane treatment of their beef cattle.

I boycott McDonalds because a Big Mac makes me want to throw up. Afterwards. They sure are tasty going down.

I guess forced salad eating (I actually have willpower?) changes you.

P.S. If it isn't already posted yet (I am lazy) anyone reading this should google 'Peta kills animals'. Sadly, a true statement.
 
2009-01-09 05:26:40 AM  
animals.nationalgeographic.com
Fried mud puppy, anyone?
 
2009-01-09 05:52:24 AM  
There you go again, now I'm hungry
 
2009-01-09 05:58:46 AM  
So, I'm now eating baby seacat?

Does this make me chinese?
 
2009-01-09 06:03:09 AM  

Occam's Chainsaw: Just because we eat it doesn't mean we have to make it suffer an utterly miserable existence beforehand.


This2. If it is going to feed and nourish a bunch of people, treat it with a little care and respect.
Besides, healthy well-treated animals probably taste better.
 
2009-01-09 06:08:56 AM  
I want tuna, I want chicken, Meow Mix flavors keep me lickin
Sea kittens keep my ears a-flickin
I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver
PETA simply makes me quiver...

farm1.static.flickr.com

\\dang jingle melts my brains
 
2009-01-09 06:17:35 AM  

OnmyojiOmn: Sometimes you go looking for a scantily-clad mermaid pic, in order to turn a PETA sea kitten thread into something else entirely, but instead you find something that restores your faith in the internets for just one more day.

This, my friends, is that something. (NSFW)


Why would a depiction of Jesus in a wheelchair having a period whilst waving a rubber dildo be considered NSFW?

/hehehehe
 
2009-01-09 06:18:29 AM  
All this talk of kitten is making me hungry for General Tso's chicken. hmmmm......
 
2009-01-09 06:23:22 AM  

American Decency Association: Why would a depiction of Jesus in a wheelchair having a period whilst waving a rubber dildo be considered NSFW?


I think sex toys are NSFW. Also, I think he's supposed to have done himself with the dildo and that's why he's bleeding.

/Maybe I'm projecting
 
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