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2009-01-08 03:05:39 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: TheRedMonkey: Freeside: I hear lemon parties are the next big sex trend

You sir are one sick fark. At least it was not a meatspin reference.

You spin me right round baby, right round.


I just vomited in my mouth a little. I got tricked into seeing that by someone at work when i was with Geek Squad. The dude set it up on a computer that the customers could see. Now he's a manager.
 
2009-01-08 03:05:49 PM  

AppleDane: What is "goth sex"? Am I missing out?


Assuredly no.
 
2009-01-08 03:06:14 PM  
killingtimeatwork

Laugh all you want, but i hear even the porno industry has been suffering because of the lagging economy...which leads to people having less sex.
Althoug...trendy sex? WTF does that even mean anyway?


You think porn leads to less sex? Maybe less masturbation, but I doubt less sex.
 
2009-01-08 03:06:24 PM  
Ah - I remember when the term 'hip' was unfashionable - but I also remember a time before that, when it was fashionable. Does that make me hip or unhip, or needing a new hip?
 
2009-01-08 03:06:39 PM  

kozminnk: First of all, I'm not a fan of articles where the author quotes his new book.

Second of all "Recent studies showing that abstinence pledges can be harmful because they don't stop teens from having sex, especially unprotected sex, is only further evidence that religious ideology makes for bad public policy."

Didn't we just have an article flagged yesterday stating this was inaccurate conclusion of the data of those studies? Not saying I promote abstinence pledges, just pointing that out.


Accuracy in the media! Unpossible!
 
2009-01-08 03:07:13 PM  
Anal is the new oral.
 
2009-01-08 03:07:48 PM  

Pro Zack: FilmBELOH20: Way pay too much money for something I can get for free?

and something about a cow.

and milk.


You are one sick bastard.
 
2009-01-08 03:08:16 PM  
Good, I hate being trendy.
 
2009-01-08 03:08:22 PM  

MemeSlave: Anal is the new oral.


YOU NEVER GO ATM!
 
2009-01-08 03:09:31 PM  
Wait...regular, standard position, under the covers with the lights out hetero relations between a man and a woman as God intended is still ok..right?

/cause I want to have it at least once before I die.
//with a partner
 
2009-01-08 03:09:45 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2009-01-08 03:09:50 PM  

CruJones: Huh, I consider myself pretty well informed in the perverse arts, but I had never heard of this "jack and jill" thing


Yeah. Every time I've heard of a Jack and Jill party, it meant the same thing as a Stag and Doe party -- A pre-marriage party where both partners attend -- not what TFA mentions at all.
 
2009-01-08 03:09:59 PM  

kozminnk: Didn't we just have an article flagged yesterday stating this was inaccurate conclusion of the data of those studies?


Yes. It was an opinion piece written by George W. Bush's former chief speech writer. It's probably more useful to look at the studies themselves.
 
2009-01-08 03:10:18 PM  
I won't be having ANY sex this year, trendy or otherwise.

/Sad but true
 
2009-01-08 03:10:20 PM  

GQueue: Bag of Hammers: I've noticed a trend with 50 year old-plus social commentators to use the word "Hipster" when actually they mean "you kids", but "you kids" makes them sound just like their parents so they go with the "hipper" vernacular. Basically it's "We would like you hipsters to immediately retreat from the location of our communal Green Belt." IE: "get off our lawn!!!"

The "mining every seam for nuggets of obscure novelty" fits hipsters to a T though. And then once other people start liking it they'll complain about it and whine that they were doing that back before it was cool and popular and that upside-down assfarking while wearing a gas mask and spraying Redi-whip all over the room totally sold out.


Yes, but those folks have always been around, they are nothing new, using that argument you can say 'hipsters' have ruined music, movies, everything. Too easy a target. I'm sticking with author got too old for the sex clubs and/or his girlfriend went cougar and dumped him for a younger guy (that doesn't need a two hour heads up before having sex to take boner pills).
 
2009-01-08 03:10:31 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Tirgoviste: Freeside
I hear lemon parties are the next big sex trend

Lemon party eh? That sounds pretty cool, I should google it


Actually its Rainbow Parties.

The school my wife teaches at had to have councilors and the CDC in after they found out like 30+ members of the student body went to a rainbow party hosted by an xteacher

FYI: Rainbow party = Party where girls all wear different colors of lipstick so that the guys walk out with their johnson looking like a rainbow

Disturbing? yes

Sad i wasnt invited? Definately
 
2009-01-08 03:10:58 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: what trendy sex may look like


Slug sex?

Somebody break out the salt!
 
2009-01-08 03:11:16 PM  
No more footjobs? Damnit
 
2009-01-08 03:11:38 PM  

jynxyu: cowgirl toffee:

After seeing that pic, I would say you're correct!


Thanks. I thought I would never be able to use that pic.
But when I saw the headline, a tear came to my eye. :)
 
2009-01-08 03:11:49 PM  

toonz: i hope this doesn't mean we'll be stuck with real lesbians vs trendy ones.


What a disturbing final item in this thread, at least at the moment I clicked in. That picture on the left reliably freaks me the f*ck out. The one on the right...
 
2009-01-08 03:11:54 PM  

lapine403: GameSprocket: Ashrams: But cheap whore sex is still ok right???

For $15, I could afford an extra condom. They should have used an uglier model.

Agreed. Now they've started a whole new trend - sex with meth addicts.


And a migration to Montana. Is that $15 for Butte sex?
 
2009-01-08 03:12:06 PM  
Inconsolable.
www.popcornnation.com
 
2009-01-08 03:12:12 PM  
I think TFA author got married. I do = you're done.
 
2009-01-08 03:12:13 PM  

No Such Agency: Ashrams:
But cheap whore sex is still ok right???

I love this ad. The raccoon eyes, the plaid shirt on the man, it's so cliched, like the "Reefer Madness" of the '00s.

/also, I fap to it.


Just $15 for sex? This meth thing sounds like a good deal.
 
2009-01-08 03:12:23 PM  
What a farking retard. Whoever wrote this obviously isn't having sex... loser.
That's right, I called you a loser because no one wants to have sex with you and you wrote a really stupid and embarrassing article. Grats.
 
2009-01-08 03:12:26 PM  

CastorPimp: No more footjobs? Damnit


Well, at least not when she's the one driving ...
 
2009-01-08 03:12:31 PM  

No Such Agency: Ashrams:
But cheap whore sex is still ok right???


I love this ad. The raccoon eyes, the plaid shirt on the man, it's so cliched, like the "Reefer Madness" of the '00s.

/also, I fap to it.


man living in NYC never seen anti meth ads, but drove cross country (i do it almost every year) with one of my friends, i was just shocked how many of these anti-meth and other anti-meth ads we saw in montana, north dakota, etc....just blown away.
 
2009-01-08 03:12:36 PM  
No time for the old in-and-out, love. I've just come to read the meter.
 
2009-01-08 03:13:02 PM  

iamgoz: Wait...regular, standard position, under the covers through a hole in the sheet with the lights out hetero relations between a man and a woman as God intended is still ok..right?

/cause I want to have it at least once before I die.
//with a partner


FTFY. No touching other than absolutely necessary is permitted.

Oh, and no eye contact.
 
2009-01-08 03:13:06 PM  
Wait... did you say Lemon Party or Lennon Party? (new window, might be NSFW)

Either way... everyone's naked...
 
2009-01-08 03:13:10 PM  
Fashionable clothing is bad enough, but fashionable sex is just pathetic.
 
2009-01-08 03:13:35 PM  
Ear sex is still okay, right?
 
2009-01-08 03:14:32 PM  

ScottMpls: CastorPimp: No more footjobs? Damnit

Well, at least not when she's the one driving ...


cruise control. that is all.
 
2009-01-08 03:14:46 PM  

toonz: i hope this doesn't mean we'll be stuck with real lesbians vs trendy ones.

VS.


I.Hate.You.
 
2009-01-08 03:14:49 PM  

GurneyHalleck: Only because nobody can afford the extra equipment and clothing.


You've just given me a great idea for new Wii peripherals.
 
2009-01-08 03:14:56 PM  

FlyingJellyAttackConfectionary: Trendy sex isn't over til *I* say it's over!

/having trendy sex tonight after work
//hopefully with two different chicks dicks



Remeber, you work in a chain-gang
 
2009-01-08 03:16:43 PM  
Great, so massive sale at Frederick's and Agent Provocateur??
 
2009-01-08 03:17:17 PM  

Freak Flag Fly: kozminnk: Didn't we just have an article flagged yesterday stating this was inaccurate conclusion of the data of those studies?

Yes. It was an opinion piece written by George W. Bush's former chief speech writer. It's probably more useful to look at the studies themselves.


Yeah and the headline said the abstinence pledges did not work. But that was taken out of context. The compared the abstinence pledgers against the just religious kids and there was not much difference. But against "non religious" kids there was a massive difference.
 
2009-01-08 03:17:27 PM  

kiroh: MSNBC declares trendy sex over Buy my book!

Fixed!


I loll'ed.
 
2009-01-08 03:17:39 PM  
What am I going to do with all my furry suits?
 
2009-01-08 03:18:09 PM  
"Trendy sex"? Is that like when I went to college back in the early 90s and all the chicks were declaring that they were lesbians, but ended up getting married to dudes anyway?

/LUGs = Lesbians Until Graduation
//Kissing/making out with another girl in the bar for guys' attention does not = lesbian--sheesh
 
2009-01-08 03:18:34 PM  
Why would a bad economy mean less sex? Sex is free isn't it?

/I mean, at least if you're single
 
2009-01-08 03:18:35 PM  
that those of us who have yet to attend a CFNM - Clothed Female Naked Male - party can feel hopelessly mainstream.


Never heard of that one. Pretty sure I'm not interested.
 
2009-01-08 03:18:45 PM  

Theaetetus: I put on my robe and wizard hat.


Nothing is more serious than a rhinocerous about to charge your ass.
 
2009-01-08 03:19:50 PM  

toonz: ckirchen1
FTA: Never heard of a sex toy called "The Cone,"

NSFW (new window)

Perverts.

yeah but you only need one cone per two girls


anybody want dairy queen?
 
2009-01-08 03:19:57 PM  

Teddy Hopper: Nothing is more serious than a rhinocerous about to charge your ass.


Just take away his credit cards.
 
2009-01-08 03:20:46 PM  

hockeychick: Ear sex is still okay, right?


Oh yeah...what about elbow sex?
 
2009-01-08 03:21:10 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Tirgoviste: Freeside
I hear lemon parties are the next big sex trend

Lemon party eh? That sounds pretty cool, I should google it


That's awesome, that man is a genius.
 
2009-01-08 03:21:47 PM  

TacoBeelzebub: "Trendy sex"? Is that like when I went to college back in the early 90s and all the chicks were declaring that they were lesbians, but ended up getting married to dudes anyway?


you just made them WANT to be lesbians.
 
2009-01-08 03:21:49 PM  
msnbcmedia3.msn.com

Quit it with the trendy sex! I have to go solve the DaVinci Code!
 
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