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2009-01-08 02:50:33 PM  
I'm having trendy sex right now so I'm really getting a kick out of this thread
 
2009-01-08 02:50:58 PM  
Rich Sex is still alive and well:
www.tcnj.edu


/bastards
 
2009-01-08 02:51:01 PM  
I didn't even RTFA, but I just want to cock-punch him for being such a wannabe hipster. Would cock-punching him count as trendy sex?

/He's hip
//He's cool
///He's 45
////Not obscure at all
 
2009-01-08 02:51:13 PM  
kiroh: MSNBC declares trendy sex over Buy my book!

Fixed!


Jay Sherman approves (new window).
 
2009-01-08 02:51:20 PM  
snltranscripts.jt.org
 
2009-01-08 02:51:31 PM  
www.extrememortman.com

It doesn't have to be trendy as long as you have, good sex!

killingtimeatwork
Laugh all you want, but i hear even the porno industry has been suffering because of the lagging economy

This just in, pr0n sags from soft income.
 
2009-01-08 02:52:16 PM  
Goth sex? Someone must have forgotten to tell us goths that it was mainstream to throw on sisters of mercy, set up a candelabra, and fark in gothic clothing while wearing too much makeup. What the hell is this author talking about. Sex hasn't become trendy, it's become less taboo. Just because there's something resembling a sexual dialogue in our society doesn't mean we're now going to turn off the lights, climb into bed with our bored spouse and engage in procreative missionary as she thinks of England.

/Do regular folks roll over and light up a clove after "Goth sex"?
 
2009-01-08 02:52:43 PM  
PullmyHair: Hipsters have been so busy mining every tiny seam of our erotic underworld for nuggets of obscure novelty, and then feeding those nuggets into the crusher of pop culture...

Leave it to the hipsters to ruin sex...


I've noticed a trend with 50 year old-plus social commentators to use the word "Hipster" when actually they mean "you kids", but "you kids" makes them sound just like their parents so they go with the "hipper" vernacular. Basically it's "We would like you hipsters to immediately retreat from the location of our communal Green Belt." IE: "get off our lawn!!!"
 
2009-01-08 02:52:56 PM  
killingtimeatwork:
Althoug...trendy sex? WTF does that even mean anyway?



My thoughts exactly. I must be extememly out of touch. Are people doing this just because it's cool or because they enjoy it?
 
2009-01-08 02:53:04 PM  
FlyingJellyAttackConfectionary: Trendy sex isn't over til *I* say it's over!

And it sure as hell wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!
 
2009-01-08 02:53:21 PM  
cowgirl toffee: cowgirl toffee:

Let's try that again...

Who does MSNBC think they are?
There's only one news organization who can accurately report on such issues.


After seeing that pic, I would say you're correct!
 
2009-01-08 02:53:23 PM  
What is "goth sex"? Am I missing out?
 
2009-01-08 02:53:34 PM  
"Trendy" is over.
/get a walking stick before you break a hip oldie

NSFW (new window)
 
2009-01-08 02:54:05 PM  
Ashrams: But cheap whore sex is still ok right???

Holy freaking crap that site is disturbing.
 
2009-01-08 02:55:14 PM  
Ashrams:
But cheap whore sex is still ok right???
farm3.static.flickr.com

I love this ad. The raccoon eyes, the plaid shirt on the man, it's so cliched, like the "Reefer Madness" of the '00s.

/also, I fap to it.
 
2009-01-08 02:55:40 PM  
FTA: Never heard of a sex toy called "The Cone,"

NSFW (new window)

Perverts.
 
2009-01-08 02:56:21 PM  
img80.imageshack.us

"In an in-depth study, twenty women, ten couples, five guys, and four sheep all rejected propositions of sexual encounters with this tend-setting author. The logical conclusion is that trendy sex is over. Useful details on how to cope, including which lotions reduce chafing, can be found in my new book, Alexander Unzipped: In Search of Sex and Satisfaction."
 
2009-01-08 02:56:49 PM  
Single White Male: The ol' in-out in-out will never go out of style.

Great reference.
 
2009-01-08 02:56:50 PM  
GameSprocket: Ashrams: But cheap whore sex is still ok right???

For $15, I could afford an extra condom. They should have used an uglier model.


Agreed. Now they've started a whole new trend - sex with meth addicts.
 
2009-01-08 02:57:10 PM  
1). I read that as "MSNBC declares sex trend over" and was disturbed.

2). I would never take anything that guy has to say about sex seriously. I mean, look at him- what is his frame of reference besides peeping through windows and watching internet porn?
 
2009-01-08 02:57:13 PM  
AppleDane: What is "goth sex"? Am I missing out?

"Goth sex" is the kind of sex I had back in 1994! So it is definately not "hip" or "trendy." Unless...it's come back into style like bellbottoms or something.
 
2009-01-08 02:57:14 PM  
Dead for Tax Reasons: no one will have sex this year?

Who can afford to?
 
2009-01-08 02:58:03 PM  
Great Metal Jesus: Good. Now us real sex perverts can get back to business without worrying about disinterested hipsters.

This
 
2009-01-08 02:58:10 PM  
ckirchen1
FTA: Never heard of a sex toy called "The Cone,"

NSFW (new window)

Perverts.


yeah but you only need one cone per two girls
 
2009-01-08 02:58:38 PM  
Ok, so what the hell is a "cone" as referred to in the article? I can't GIS for it at work, but I am curious.
 
2009-01-08 02:59:05 PM  
won't believe it until I see Olberman and Matthews debate it live on the air. They seem to know everything after all.....
 
2009-01-08 02:59:07 PM  
sleeps in trees: killingtimeatwork:
Althoug...trendy sex? WTF does that even mean anyway?


My thoughts exactly. I must be extememly out of touch. Are people doing this just because it's cool or because they enjoy it?


I think sex is still the same, and people do it for the same reasons. There is just new fancy contraception methods, like pullin out.
 
2009-01-08 02:59:18 PM  
killingtimeatwork: Laugh all you want, but i hear even the porno industry has been suffering because of the lagging economy...which leads to people having less sex.
Althoug...trendy sex? WTF does that even mean anyway?


The porn industry is suffering because of the same reason the music industry is suffering. It's called the "internet" and if you know how to use it, you don't have to walk in the back door of a smut shop or order packages in plain, brown paper wrapping in order to get porn. The porn industry still hasn't adopted a smart model for creating and delivering content online without it being way overpriced. Way pay too much money for something I can get for free?
 
2009-01-08 02:59:57 PM  
Bag of Hammers: I've noticed a trend with 50 year old-plus social commentators to use the word "Hipster" when actually they mean "you kids", but "you kids" makes them sound just like their parents so they go with the "hipper" vernacular. Basically it's "We would like you hipsters to immediately retreat from the location of our communal Green Belt." IE: "get off our lawn!!!"

The "mining every seam for nuggets of obscure novelty" fits hipsters to a T though. And then once other people start liking it they'll complain about it and whine that they were doing that back before it was cool and popular and that upside-down assfarking while wearing a gas mask and spraying Redi-whip all over the room totally sold out.
 
2009-01-08 03:00:13 PM  
I hear lemon parties are the next big sex trend
 
2009-01-08 03:00:25 PM  
PullmyHair:
Hipsters have been so busy mining every tiny seam of our erotic underworld for nuggets of obscure novelty, and then feeding those nuggets into the crusher of pop culture...

Leave it to the hipsters to ruin sex...


I like how the writer makes it sound like hipsters actually do some sort of work. Mining, carrying nuggets etc., instead of just clerking rudely in small record stores and coffee shops.
 
2009-01-08 03:00:47 PM  
ANYONE who takes their sexual cues about trends from some man on MSNBC isn't having "trendy" sex to begin with....but this article is a little like the Cosmo articles "what your man is thinking" written by some woman...

now if Stacey Morgan or Jenna was telling me this I might listen. Short of that, I'm still going to have to keep a stock of painter's film and tacks on hand...
 
2009-01-08 03:00:58 PM  
CruJones
Huh, I consider myself pretty well informed in the perverse arts, but I had never heard of this "jack and jill" thing

That's because it doesn't farking exist. Like rainbow parties, or jelly bracelet sex acts, it may have happened something-like-that-somewhere, but you can be pretty sure that once the mainstream media is reporting it the act is pretty much relegated to jokes in the boy's locker room.

Just like how I'm sure that most highschool biblets know all about japanese bondage knots and are out, right now, helping their first boyfriend tie one.
 
2009-01-08 03:01:01 PM  
FilmBELOH20: Way pay too much money for something I can get for free?

and something about a cow.

and milk.
 
2009-01-08 03:01:05 PM  
Car_Ramrod: Jaromayo: I haven't been able to have sex since Racheal Maddow got her own show.

Too busy jackin it to her on TV?


She's cute, but not as much when she wears the glasses she did on The Daily Show last night.

/would still hit it
//or watch her partner hit it
///unless her partner was Rosie
 
2009-01-08 03:01:07 PM  
FilmBELOH20: killingtimeatwork: Laugh all you want, but i hear even the porno industry has been suffering because of the lagging economy...which leads to people having less sex.
Althoug...trendy sex? WTF does that even mean anyway?

The porn industry is suffering because of the same reason the music industry is suffering. It's called the "internet" and if you know how to use it, you don't have to walk in the back door of a smut shop or order packages in plain, brown paper wrapping in order to get porn. The porn industry still hasn't adopted a smart model for creating and delivering content online without it being way overpriced. Way pay too much money for something I can get for free?


This. Haven't paid for porn in almost 10 years.
 
2009-01-08 03:01:35 PM  
killingtimeatwork:
Laugh all you want, but i hear even the porno industry has been suffering because of the lagging economy...which leads to people having less sex.
Statistics may prove otherwise, but I would imagine that people short on cash would be more likely to shag for recreation...you know, since they don't have the requisite $$$ to go clubbing or to amusement parks.
 
2009-01-08 03:01:39 PM  
Now that it's no longer trendy the elitist Total Farkers will surely take to it
 
2009-01-08 03:02:03 PM  
The sex trend is over.

It's nice to know I'm ahead of the curve...and have been for some time.
 
2009-01-08 03:02:06 PM  
i hope this doesn't mean we'll be stuck with real lesbians vs trendy ones.

uglyoftheday.com VS. img.thesun.co.uk
 
2009-01-08 03:02:29 PM  
Orgasmatron138: I didn't even RTFA, but I just want to cock-punch him for being such a wannabe hipster. Would cock-punching him count as trendy sex?

/He's hip
//He's cool
///He's 45
////Not obscure at all


I saw Kids in the Hall live last spring

/still funny
 
2009-01-08 03:02:41 PM  
RminusQ: Ashrams: But cheap whore sex is still ok right???

Holy freaking crap that site is disturbing.


Yet I cant help thinking to myself I don't use meth, but I got 15 bucks in my pocket.
 
2009-01-08 03:02:57 PM  
Freeside: I hear lemon parties are the next big sex trend

You sir are one sick fark. At least it was not a meatspin reference.
 
2009-01-08 03:02:58 PM  
did you say eavesdropping?
 
2009-01-08 03:03:05 PM  
Jaromayo: I haven't been able to have sex since Racheal Maddow got her own show.

As long as she's the butch one in the relationship, I'd slap my weener to it.
 
2009-01-08 03:03:19 PM  
Freeside
I hear lemon parties are the next big sex trend

Lemon party eh? That sounds pretty cool, I should google it
 
2009-01-08 03:03:40 PM  
TheRedMonkey: Freeside: I hear lemon parties are the next big sex trend

You sir are one sick fark. At least it was not a meatspin reference.


You spin me right round baby, right round.
 
2009-01-08 03:04:00 PM  
So, does that mean I can stop buying Taco Sauce and hairspray?
 
2009-01-08 03:04:24 PM  
Freeside: I hear lemon parties are the next big sex trend

That's what FARK is for. I just checked that out, and I might be up for it. Trendy sex over or not, it's off to craigslist with me.

/later, losers.
 
2009-01-08 03:04:26 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

what trendy sex may look like
 
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