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(Detroit Free Press)   "Biggest Loser" contestant arrested for throwing flour in the face of her tenant, which she didn't think was illegal since her husband has to throw flour on her every night   (freep.com) divider line
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2009-01-08 11:41:55 AM  
Ironic? Ironic? IRONIC?
Christ, it gets so goddammed tiresome.
 
2009-01-08 11:45:51 AM  
+1 subby
 
2009-01-08 11:46:01 AM  
probably not every night
 
2009-01-08 11:48:35 AM  

jrsharfan: +1 subby


+1 would mean you have to vote thumbs up on the link

/like I did
//+ 1 subby
 
2009-01-08 12:01:34 PM  
Oh snap!
 
2009-01-08 12:10:36 PM  
Niiice
 
2009-01-08 12:21:26 PM  
Battered wife syndrome?
 
2009-01-08 12:27:29 PM  

MasterThief: Battered wife syndrome?


i came here to make a similar joke but had nothing close to as good as this.
 
2009-01-08 12:41:57 PM  
hehehe, good one, smitty
+1
 
2009-01-08 12:42:15 PM  
Damn that's good.
 
2009-01-08 12:55:33 PM  
If he's flouring her every night, then she's still getting 7 more days of sex each week than submitter.
 
2009-01-08 01:01:42 PM  
Michael Nolden, 32, rents an apartment in the basement of Thomas' Helen Street home. He told police that Thomas kicked open the door to his apartment on Dec. 16 and was yelling about the TV's volume.

He probably couldn't even hear his TV, with that whale clomping around upstairs.
 
2009-01-08 01:01:49 PM  
So does the husband have to throw flour on her face, too?
 
2009-01-08 01:51:29 PM  
+2 for Subby

So good, I laughed twice.
 
2009-01-08 01:53:02 PM  
Damn I LOL'd. You rule, Subby.
 
2009-01-08 01:53:11 PM  
We have an early and solid contender for '2009 Headline Of The Year'.

Well played, Subby. Well played.
 
2009-01-08 01:55:36 PM  

pinktaco4lunch: jrsharfan: +1 subby

+1 would mean you have to vote thumbs up on the link

/like I did
//+ 1 subby


Oh thank you! someone finally explained this. I have been fark liting for 2 years and I always wondered if +1 was a meme or if you actually had to do something. I suppose it's both but it is based off some sort of voting thing.

I feel so much better
/+1 subby
 
2009-01-08 01:58:54 PM  

rodeofrog: Ironic? Ironic? IRONIC?
Christ, it gets so goddammed tiresome.


It's like 10,000 flies on your wedding cake when all you need is a knife.


/IT'S LIIIIKE RAAAIIIAAN!!!!
 
2009-01-08 02:00:15 PM  

MasterThief: Battered wife syndrome?


Oh man, that would have made an even better headline, hahahaha.
 
2009-01-08 02:05:05 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: +2 for Subby

So good, I laughed twice.


It's so cute when you guys try to do the "plus" thing.

Good one, Subby.

I watched the first episode of Biggest Loser and took an instant dislike to that contestant.
 
2009-01-08 02:06:43 PM  
i282.photobucket.com

Powdered Sugar
 
2009-01-08 02:07:07 PM  
Ah. Centerline. That explains a lot.

It's where Warren's rejects end up.
 
2009-01-08 02:08:01 PM  
So according to the headline, she can be charged with attempted rape as well?
 
2009-01-08 02:08:02 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: +2 for Subby

So good, I laughed twice.


I don't know, I'd be careful with that joke....it an antique
 
2009-01-08 02:10:17 PM  
AspectRatio

My God, it's fat in stereo.
 
2009-01-08 02:11:14 PM  

Shadowknight: AspectRatio

My God, it's fat in stereo.


My God, his comment disappeared after I posted on it.
 
2009-01-08 02:11:43 PM  
I'm surprised nobody has noted that there are three "teams" from Michigan on this show. Fattest state in America represent.

/Michigander
//6'2" 170lbs.
 
2009-01-08 02:18:00 PM  

rh75: I'm surprised nobody has noted that there are three "teams" from Michigan on this show. Fattest state in America represent.

/Michigander
//6'2" 170lbs.


I'm in Virginia now, but as a past native and future Michigander... Well, I fit the profile at a 6'0" 270 lbs.

/but I'm losing it
//honest
 
2009-01-08 02:20:46 PM  
One of the few vices I allow myself is The Biggest Loser. Love watching the fat folks shame and degrade themselves for cash, prizes, and, ostensibly, a new lease on life. I would also let Jillian tear me to tiny bits. MMMMMM.

I'm just glad the lady is finally healthy enough to fling flour. The show changed her life!

/Not fat, even though I sound fat (for which I apologize).
 
2009-01-08 02:20:53 PM  

Zed-ex: pinktaco4lunch: jrsharfan: +1 subby

+1 would mean you have to vote thumbs up on the link

/like I did
//+ 1 subby

Oh thank you! someone finally explained this. I have been fark liting for 2 years and I always wondered if +1 was a meme or if you actually had to do something. I suppose it's both but it is based off some sort of voting thing.

I feel so much better
/+1 subby


Me too, and I've been a liter and a TFer at various points through the years.... I always figured it was an imaginary points system. Now we know.
 
2009-01-08 02:23:15 PM  

Shadowknight: rh75: I'm surprised nobody has noted that there are three "teams" from Michigan on this show. Fattest state in America represent.

/Michigander
//6'2" 170lbs.

I'm in Virginia now, but as a past native and future Michigander... Well, I fit the profile at a 6'0" 270 lbs.
/but I'm losing it
//honest


Unless you're a woman (didn't check your profile), don't sweat it. If you are...HOW YOU DOIN?
 
2009-01-08 02:24:07 PM  
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2009-01-08 02:25:53 PM  
joekm
AdolfOliverPanties: +2 for Subby

So good, I laughed twice.

I don't know, I'd be careful with that joke....it an antique


That's why it works
 
2009-01-08 02:27:30 PM  

rh75: Unless you're a woman (didn't check your profile), don't sweat it. If you are...HOW YOU DOIN?


Male, last I checked. But I just had a vasectomy, so I'm slightly LESS a man.

/it's a trade off for a lifetime of worry-free sex
//it's a good trade
 
2009-01-08 02:29:45 PM  
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/approves
 
2009-01-08 02:32:25 PM  
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subby is a bastard, and then some
 
2009-01-08 02:33:52 PM  
What have you done today to make you feel proud?
 
2009-01-08 02:33:55 PM  
dammit codeboy, beat me to it

/great minds...
 
2009-01-08 02:36:31 PM  
Hey Calbert, you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in
 
2009-01-08 02:38:33 PM  

MCStymie: One of the few vices I allow myself is The Biggest Loser. Love watching the fat folks shame and degrade themselves for cash, prizes, and, ostensibly, a new lease on life. I would also let Jillian tear me to tiny bits. MMMMMM.

I'm just glad the lady is finally healthy enough to fling flour. The show changed her life!

/Not fat, even though I sound fat (for which I apologize).


Hell yes. I want Jillian to beat me within an inch of my life and then threaten to kill me if my ass doesn't get smaller. I adore that woman.

The Biggest Loser never ceases to be entertaining.
 
2009-01-08 02:39:38 PM  

Shadowknight: rh75: Unless you're a woman (didn't check your profile), don't sweat it. If you are...HOW YOU DOIN?

Male, last I checked. But I just had a vasectomy, so I'm slightly LESS a man.

/it's a trade off for a lifetime of worry-free sex
//it's a good trade


Eh, just use a fake name.
 
2009-01-08 02:43:31 PM  
Great headline.
 
2009-01-08 02:44:00 PM  

Genevieve Marie: MCStymie: One of the few vices I allow myself is The Biggest Loser. Love watching the fat folks shame and degrade themselves for cash, prizes, and, ostensibly, a new lease on life. I would also let Jillian tear me to tiny bits. MMMMMM.

I'm just glad the lady is finally healthy enough to fling flour. The show changed her life!

/Not fat, even though I sound fat (for which I apologize).

Hell yes. I want Jillian to beat me within an inch of my life and then threaten to kill me if my ass doesn't get smaller. I adore that woman.

The Biggest Loser never ceases to be entertaining.


I see I have to do all the work around here.

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I'm more partial to the second picture. Mmm...
 
2009-01-08 02:44:04 PM  
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2009-01-08 02:44:37 PM  
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/boom mug shot
 
2009-01-08 02:48:54 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: /boom mug shot


She looks like Jack Black in The Fatties
 
2009-01-08 02:52:10 PM  
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Flour goes WHERE?
 
2009-01-08 02:52:42 PM  

codeboy: Hey Calbert, you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in


and her high-school picture was an aerial photograph
 
2009-01-08 02:58:41 PM  

bambi121899: I'm more partial to the second picture. Mmm...


Yea, but he's partial to the boys.

Jillian is so hot, my god.
 
2009-01-08 02:59:08 PM  

bambi121899: Genevieve Marie: MCStymie: One of the few vices I allow myself is The Biggest Loser. Love watching the fat folks shame and degrade themselves for cash, prizes, and, ostensibly, a new lease on life. I would also let Jillian tear me to tiny bits. MMMMMM.

I'm just glad the lady is finally healthy enough to fling flour. The show changed her life!

/Not fat, even though I sound fat (for which I apologize).

Hell yes. I want Jillian to beat me within an inch of my life and then threaten to kill me if my ass doesn't get smaller. I adore that woman.

The Biggest Loser never ceases to be entertaining.

I see I have to do all the work around here.


I'm more partial to the second picture. Mmm...


I actually saw that Jillian pic on TBL forum. Yeah, a television network now knows where I live and how often I check E-Mail and go potty, but it's WORTH IT!
 
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