Christ, when I was in college, I had all kinds of beer flavored food. Beer flavored pizza, beer flavored chips, beer flavored pretzels. Hell, if it was a really stupid drunken night, I even had beer flavored pussy.

I never graduated either, go figure.

I have some beer baked sunflower seeds on my desk right now, so I'm getting a kick out of my desk.

Might as well add bacon-flavoring too. Can't get worse beyond rock bottom.

Bacon-flavored beer?

Baconbeer granola bars.

Why not make pot flavoured popcorn and kill two birds with one stone?

I'd rather just drink a beer

beerrun: Christ, when I was in college, I had all kinds of beer flavored food. Beer flavored pizza, beer flavored chips, beer flavored pretzels. Hell, if it was a really stupid drunken night, I even had beer flavored pussy.

I like the cut of your jib, pal.

beerrun: Christ, when I was in college, I had all kinds of beer flavored food. Beer flavored pizza, beer flavored chips, beer flavored pretzels. Hell, if it was a really stupid drunken night, I even had beer flavored pussy.

I farkin had coffee go out my nose. Fark you for making me laugh.

wake me up when i can get drunk on popcorn

ThatGuyGreg: notmtwain: Decent video news report at: College student creates pub corn

It's no joke. The kid is one of those "started a business at nine types" and will probably make a lot of money.

But if you're already drinking beer, wouldn't beer-flavored popcorn just taste like normal popcorn?

I thought a similar thing when I was eating buffalo wings and popcorn. But then damn Dale & Thomas Popcorn had to make me a fatarse.

/it's damn delicious
//plus frees up a hand for other things!

beerrun

Christ, when I was in college, I had all kinds of beer flavored food. Beer flavored pizza, beer flavored chips, beer flavored pretzels.


So now you have beer... runs? Ew.

Woohoo! Beer-flavoured popcorn! Because the part of beer that I like is the flavour!

Cue the Beer Snobs...(of which I am one)

But I submit that if women have the "cute" rule for shopping, men have the "beer/bacon/bourbon" rule for edibles. Mainly, if you make something "cute", a woman somewhere will buy it for that reason alone. If you have a snack food, a man will try and improve it with beer/bacon/bourbon just because it's there.

pretty sure the only thing that takes good beer-flavored is, well, beer (tho beerrun's suggestion is intriguing)

How about bacon flavored beer? HOw about beer flavored bacon?

Bah.

Beer that gets stuck in my teeth? Why would I want such a thing?

/now, popcorn-flavored beer on the other hand...

Kettle Brand had a Cheddar Beer flavored kettle cooked potato chips

Sure, this guy creates beer-flavored popcorn and he's a .

Meanwhile, I create popcorn-flavored beer and everyone just gets .

To all you guys attacking beer flavored popcorn, you're right. It sounds gross and perhaps more importantly, you can't get drunk on popcorn. But it doesn't matter - this guy will make a lot of money anyway, even if it is a bad idea.

Want beer flavoring? Just add vegemite.

Ape Shiat Nuts: Sure, this guy creates beer-flavored popcorn and he's a .

Meanwhile, I create popcorn-flavored beer and everyone just gets .

Thats because your method was you regurgitated the popcorn after a heavy night of drinking. Noone likes crusty barf.

mrbill1: Cue the Beer Snobs...(of which I am one)

But I submit that if women have the "cute" rule for shopping, men have the "beer/bacon/bourbon" rule for edibles. Mainly, if you make something "cute", a woman somewhere will buy it for that reason alone. If you have a snack food, a man will try and improve it with beer/bacon/bourbon just because it's there.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

/wonder what beer basted bacon chicken would taste like?

ThatGuyGreg: mrbill1: a man will try and improve it with beer/bacon/bourbon just because it's there

No, we men don't - if we want the taste of beer, we drink a damn beer. No idea what you kids do these days.

Well it works with women, anyway...

Brilliant! The great taste of beer spilled in popcorn, without the cost of beer, and that annoying buzz. What's next, semen-flavoured Cheetos?

Sorry. I'll show myself out.

ThatGuyGreg: mrbill1: a man will try and improve it with beer/bacon/bourbon just because it's there

No, we men don't - if we want the taste of beer, we drink a damn beer. No idea what you kids do these days.

C'mon, everyone knows you would try it for the novelty. Plus it's man-law (Section 14 para 11 sub-section 12) that we are required to eat anything involving bacon or bacon grease.

/It's ok. You can wait until everyone leaves.

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beerrun and his boys circa 86

The only thing beer flavoring belongs in besides beer is sausage. In particular, it belongs in bratwurst.

I like beer, but i really hate beer-flavored foods. That includes beer bread, and that chicken you cook by shoving a beer up its ass.

killahgrag: The only thing beer flavoring belongs in besides beer is sausage. In particular, it belongs in bratwurst.

Don't ever limit yourself that way, son.

/Beer-Battered fish
//beer-nuts
///Chicago style chili
//// Can go on all day-slashies

I bet its better than those godawful popcorn flavored Jelly Bellies. Those things make me want to vomit.

In other news, I've invented a family-sized urinal-flavored breath mint.

Farkwaddle: ThatGuyGreg: mrbill1: a man will try and improve it with beer/bacon/bourbon just because it's there

No, we men don't - if we want the taste of beer, we drink a damn beer. No idea what you kids do these days.

C'mon, everyone knows you would try it for the novelty. Plus it's man-law (Section 14 para 11 sub-section 12) that we are required to eat anything involving bacon or bacon grease.

/It's ok. You can wait until everyone leaves.

mmm bacon

I am aware that I dropped an apostrophe back there. No need for Bob the Angry Flower.

mmmm..beer..

Lets do the list of best beers.

Elysian IPA
Stone IPA
Snoqualmie Wildacate IPA
Bridgeport IPA
Laurenitis IPA

Damn, I guess I have a thing for IPA..if you live in the Seattle area you have to try the Elysian or Snoqualmie IPA's..Very Hoppy and good.

Di Atribe: Farkwaddle: /wonder what beer basted bacon chicken would taste like?

Chicken? CHICKEN? Steak, you fool!

I was going off the "winner winner chicken dinner" thing. Trust me, a thick slab of beef slowly dragged across an open flame (read as "rare") will always take precedence over all other proteins. A fatty porkchop would be next in line.

Weed flavored beer. That's what I want.