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(Daily Stab)   Alyssa Milano is engaged. And if that's not bad enough news, the guy is goofy looking   (dailystab.com) divider line 81
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2009-01-06 03:10:32 PM
Don't let her out of your sight, dude.


img142.imageshack.us
 
2009-01-06 03:17:19 PM
Pretty sure she wasn't holding out for you, subby.
 
2009-01-06 03:22:43 PM
I don't think it's right that subby gets a greenlight after he farked up the other link like that.
 
2009-01-06 03:34:30 PM
Better be careful calling him "goofy looking," Subby. He looks like the kind of fella who could get you disappeared with a phone call, if ya get me.
 
2009-01-06 03:44:08 PM
MaxxLarge: He looks like the kind of fella who could get you disappeared with a phone call

The kinda fella that would only ask you once, "who's the boss?"

content.answers.com
 
2009-01-06 03:44:50 PM
hockeyfarker: I don't think it's right that subby gets a greenlight after he farked up the other link like that.

Mr. Washington has other ideas
 
2009-01-06 03:47:03 PM
That gives a bit of hope to us goofy looking guys ... mind you, step one is getting out of the basement to meet actual people.
 
2009-01-06 03:51:52 PM
hockeyfarker: I don't think it's right that subby gets a greenlight after he farked up the other link like that.

Change we can believe in.
 
2009-01-06 03:55:05 PM
I'm confused as to which submission I should comment on. They both have typos.
 
2009-01-06 03:55:05 PM
submitter: And if that''s not bad enough news, the guy is goofy looking

Bad? That gives me hope!
 
2009-01-06 03:55:24 PM
hockeyfarker: I don't think it's right that subby gets a greenlight after he farked up the other link like that.

And used a quotation mark instead of an apostrophe. Twice.
 
2009-01-06 03:59:50 PM
Should have been me!!!
 
2009-01-06 04:17:21 PM
I don't care how sexy she is, once Fred Durst has had sex with someone they are covered with a stink that just doesn't wash off.
 
2009-01-06 04:19:48 PM
dillenger69: That gives a bit of hope to us goofy looking guys

He's going to be inducted into the Rick Ocasek Hall of Fame.
 
2009-01-06 04:25:06 PM
Bukharin: The kinda fella that would only ask you once, "who's the boss?"

I bet saying that is an easy way to get kicked out of Alyssa Milano's bed.
 
2009-01-06 04:33:38 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: I bet saying that is an easy way to get kicked out of Alyssa Milano's bed.

As much as I'd love the chance to poke her.
I'd also love to be the guy that got kicked out of bed for asking that.
 
2009-01-06 04:35:04 PM
Well I say good riddance! Let that unfortunate bastard deal with her sharp knees.



/yes, I'm kidding
 
2009-01-06 04:50:27 PM
New "How can you spot the rich guy" pic.
 
2009-01-06 04:53:01 PM
Apparently he is also Rhona Mitra's agent. Christ, this dude has a bag of fairy dust with him or something.
 
2009-01-06 04:53:46 PM
I had this poster on my wall for years when I was younger.

weblogs.newsday.com

much, much younger
 
2009-01-06 04:54:06 PM
The good news for me is, I was never in the running anyway.
 
2009-01-06 04:55:35 PM
Meh. She's a hollywood celeb. She'll be on the market again soon enough. Those people marry and divorce on a whim
 
2009-01-06 04:56:13 PM
NYZooMan: New "How can you spot the rich guy" pic.

except that she is probably much richer than he is.

your stupid follows you everywhere; even outside of the politics tab, doesn't it?
 
2009-01-06 04:59:47 PM
img.photobucket.com

/ Like the god of an angry fist...
 
2009-01-06 05:00:36 PM
You have to love this bit from the site:
We'll be seeing more of the gorgeous Alyssa when her movie Pathology, in which she co-stars with the hunky Milo Ventimiglia, premieres in April.

Umm, that piece of shiat movie was released on DVD already.
DVD Release Date: September 23, 2008

Wow, way to have the facts down. And if they are releasing it in theaters in April, I hope no one is dumb enough to go pay to see it!
 
2009-01-06 05:12:55 PM
He's not that bad looking.

/CAA is the #1 agency in the world.
 
2009-01-06 05:13:23 PM
not enough pepper: You have to love this bit from the site:
We'll be seeing more of the gorgeous Alyssa when her movie Pathology, in which she co-stars with the hunky Milo Ventimiglia, premieres in April.

Umm, that piece of shiat movie was released on DVD already.
DVD Release Date: September 23, 2008

Wow, way to have the facts down. And if they are releasing it in theaters in April, I hope no one is dumb enough to go pay to see it!


Yeah, and to make matters worse, the article is committing a grave heresy by suggesting that one would want to see that movie for Alyssa Milano, rather than Lauren Lee Smith.

/lonely stalker, potential companions can send applications to PO Box.
 
2009-01-06 05:14:10 PM
You would have to goofy to marry her, she's had more cocks than a hen house.

/Hey, if we can say that about Britney....
 
2009-01-06 05:17:15 PM
What position does he play on for the Dodgers?
 
2009-01-06 05:19:14 PM
thesportsidiot.files.wordpress.com

yum
 
2009-01-06 05:22:31 PM
Bukharin: The kinda fella that would only ask you once, "who's the boss?"

Don"t you mean ""who"s the boss?"" Let"s be consistent.
 
2009-01-06 05:27:06 PM
Dude looks kind of like Marc Bulger of the Rams. There is someone else he looks a LOT like but I can't place him.
 
2009-01-06 05:51:03 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: There is someone else he looks a LOT like but I can't place him.

The guy from Cash Cab
 
2009-01-06 05:54:14 PM
Our invitations better be here soon.
 
2009-01-06 05:57:29 PM
RagingLeonard: I don't care how sexy she is, once Fred Durst has had sex with someone they are covered with a stink that just doesn't wash off.

Yep. The dog has officially licked the pizza.
 
2009-01-06 05:59:13 PM
Can't get past the overbite. So, bag over the head, and eyes on the prize. NOM NOM NOM.
 
2009-01-06 06:01:18 PM
Yes, but Jennifer Love Hewitt is single again. The universe has a delicate balance.


/not that either story matters to us mere mortals anyway
 
2009-01-06 06:02:52 PM
Oh Alyssa, why must you continue to deny our love?

someone had to make the joke...
 
2009-01-06 06:07:24 PM
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: I had this poster on my wall for years when I was younger.



much, much younger


In a Devils jersey nonetheless...making her infinitely times hotter!
 
2009-01-06 06:09:42 PM
She's seriously fine.
 
2009-01-06 06:22:51 PM
PlagiarizeMe
AdolfOliverPanties: There is someone else he looks a LOT like but I can't place him.

The guy from Cash Cab

YES!!!

Thank you!
 
2009-01-06 06:29:14 PM
Women = Personality then looks
Men = Looks then personality


I once got told by a male friend "IF she got great tits then she got a great personality. If she has a nice ass then she has a great personality"



/shrugs
 
2009-01-06 06:36:14 PM
That Embrace of the Vampire movie the best piece of film in history.
 
2009-01-06 06:45:05 PM
I thought she was banging the LA KIngs?
 
2009-01-06 06:48:35 PM
puckhead: That Embrace of the Vampire movie the best piece in a film of film history.

FTFY
 
2009-01-06 06:56:38 PM
It's a good thing the dude who played her little brother on Who's the Boss was a fancy pants ... because if it had been me at age 12, I'd have been doing the most vile things in her dressing room when she was on set.

I'm only a little older than her, but she was the first chick that made me feel creepy when I looked at her early in the series and said "yup - she's going to be SMOKING hot".
 
2009-01-06 06:58:15 PM
puckhead: That Embrace of the Vampire movie the best piece of film in history.

This.
 
2009-01-06 07:03:39 PM
Looks like the "Cash Cab" guy. Maybe he bought her.
 
2009-01-06 07:03:49 PM
Well, I guess after you've screwed your way through major league baseball what else is there to do?
 
2009-01-06 07:26:01 PM
I've always loved her.

Why'd she go and let me down?

yeah, I know "personality" blah, blah, blah ... etc...
 
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