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(Chicago Breaking News)   Steve Jobs says he's been diagnosed with a hormone imbalance, which could affect his iMmune system   (chicagotribune.com) divider line
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2009-01-05 09:56:20 AM  
Not bad at all. iApprove.
 
2009-01-05 10:35:17 AM  
iDon't believe him.
 
2009-01-05 10:36:47 AM  
iSee what you did there
 
2009-01-05 10:54:47 AM  
iLOLed
 
2009-01-05 10:56:57 AM  
iGive this a +1.
 
2009-01-05 11:21:38 AM  
iWish him the best.
 
2009-01-05 11:23:36 AM  
iLied.
 
2009-01-05 11:24:28 AM  
If only there was some way to keep the doctor away.
 
2009-01-05 11:27:11 AM  

This Is Bold Text: If only there was some way to keep the doctor away.



Bwuahahahahaha!
 
2009-01-05 11:42:55 AM  
iDunno iT could be worse iT could be from lack of iRon.

Call it Irony if the Macs never need iS antivirus

/IBored
 
2009-01-05 12:57:08 PM  
uGuys suck.
Trivia Jockey
This Is Bold Text:
 
2009-01-05 01:18:16 PM  

This Is Bold Text: If only there was some way to keep the doctor away.


iGiggled.
 
2009-01-05 01:38:47 PM  
How can I acquire this wonderful hormone imbalance?

/wants to lose about 25 lbs, looking for an easy fix
 
2009-01-05 01:40:14 PM  
What's the difference between a hormone and a vitamin?
You can't hear a vitamin.
 
jgi
2009-01-05 01:41:26 PM  
Hormone imbalance? Sounds like duder's getting a sex change.
 
2009-01-05 01:41:42 PM  
hormone imbalance do to end stage liver cancer.
 
2009-01-05 01:42:28 PM  
iThink Ann Coulter stole his testosterone.

// the San Francisco treat
 
2009-01-05 01:43:40 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: hormone imbalance do to end stage liver cancer.


how it do to end stage live cancer?

i no understand how it do to do that
 
2009-01-05 01:44:42 PM  
will this be his fate?
 
2009-01-05 01:48:51 PM  
Steve Jobs says he's been diagnosed with a hormone imbalance, which could affect his iMmune system - or he was a sekret buttsecks fan once too often.
 
2009-01-05 01:49:37 PM  
No stock plummet yet?
 
2009-01-05 01:51:48 PM  
This Is Bold Text
If only there was some way to keep the doctor away.


You win teh iNternets. Thread over, everyone get back to work.
 
2009-01-05 01:56:39 PM  
Get Well Zune!

/wait...wut?
 
2009-01-05 02:00:30 PM  
Jobs, 53, said in a public letter that his thinness had been a mystery even to him and his doctors until a few weeks ago, when "sophisticated blood tests" confirmed that he has a hormone imbalance

It'd better be something fancier than hyperthyroidism or I am prepared to mock your "sophisticated blood tests."
 
2009-01-05 02:05:21 PM  
iSubmitted this with a better headline.

/teehee
 
2009-01-05 02:11:09 PM  
Ok so does he get estrogen or steroids?

Think about Jobs as Bonds or as Ann Coulter. Take your pick.
 
2009-01-05 02:17:04 PM  

iancole: Phil Moskowitz: hormone imbalance do to end stage liver cancer.

how it do to end stage live cancer?

i no understand how it do to do that


Porkchop sandwiches?
 
2009-01-05 02:18:21 PM  
Hormone imbalance?

Did his iBalls fall off from the chronic cocaine abuse?
 
2009-01-05 02:20:22 PM  
Best jobs headline EVAR! +eleventy million subby!
 
2009-01-05 02:21:34 PM  
Definitely t-shirt worthy. Good jorb subby.
 
2009-01-05 02:23:53 PM  
iClap for subby.
 
2009-01-05 02:25:08 PM  
iCan't stand it. iJust can't stand it!
 
2009-01-05 02:32:57 PM  

Smarshmallow: No stock plummet yet?


AAPL was up over 4% last time I checked.
 
2009-01-05 02:42:58 PM  
Since this was the first thing I thought of when I read the words "hormone imbalance," eould someone kindly photoshop Jobs with a pair of tits?

Thanks,
Fabric_Man
 
2009-01-05 02:46:28 PM  
Hmmm guy drops off the public radar and comes back thinner with an "odd" illness.

Tim Richmond approves!
 
2009-01-05 02:47:07 PM  
iThink this thread is full of win.
 
2009-01-05 02:51:27 PM  
iAm trurey sorry for his lots.

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2009-01-05 02:59:46 PM  
ICancer has Mr Jobs scheduled NeXT ?
 
2009-01-05 03:09:14 PM  
Wii.Tard 2009-01-05 02:47:07 PM iThink this thread is full of win.
==================================

iAgree. iLike this thread.
 
2009-01-05 03:10:21 PM  
HiV?
 
2009-01-05 03:11:25 PM  
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or:


Maybe:

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/Link it like its hot..
//Surprised I was first..
 
2009-01-05 03:27:24 PM  
iAids
 
2009-01-05 04:22:06 PM  

sidgoop: HiV?


This

/he'll eventually die from "penumonia"
 
2009-01-05 04:38:46 PM  
You what some doctors say is good for that...
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2009-01-05 04:42:48 PM  
So is that code for AIDS now?

/We all knew there was something suspicious about that rainbow apple.
 
2009-01-05 05:12:02 PM  
iRead this thread after...

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//trying too hard.
 
2009-01-05 05:12:47 PM  
iMnot dead yet
 
2009-01-05 05:40:22 PM  
Just in time to release the new product: Link
 
2009-01-05 05:43:56 PM  

LonMead: You what some doctors say is good for that...


Steve has been a hardcore vegetarian for quite some time. So in that regard, if you're paying attention Steve...

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2009-01-05 06:59:04 PM  
msw-mojo:Steve has been a hardcore vegetarian for quite some time.

Oh really? Did he tell you that?
 
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